no condom

i emptied the pockets of my jacket today, it' going in the wash. here's a list of the stuff found.

• 4 used stir-sticks
• crumpled-up saran-wrap
• 1 unopened sugar pack from mcdonalds
• 1 glove, MJ STYLE! no.. i lost the other one :(
• 1 dollor!
• red lollypop >=D (there's a website on the sitck, maybe this will explain the people in red)
  
• opened macadamia milk chocolat bag >=D thanks!
  
• work schedule from january
  
• unopened mcdonalds pay with Alex's email written on it
  
• brown napkin, probably from taco bell
• bus transfer from feburary 11th
  
• my favourite pen! *need to buy ink for that*
  
• orange flavored mentos, empty
  

update
found out about the people in red. Virgin Mobile.

UofT

I havent posted here in a while so i thought i'd spread my good news. I got accepted to UofT!!! I'm so happy...things are good right now and i plan on keeping them that way! =D

Hot Damn! HVD?

A new type of recordable media will be making its debut in 2007. HVD will kick the shit out of Blu-Ray and punch HD-DVD in the cunt.

Full article: Here

Here is part of the article:
Before you plan on replacing your DVD collection, know this: Optware doesn't expect to have HVD on the market for consumers until 2007 at the earliest, with players selling for under $3,000. You'll get your money's worth, though. The discs will hold between 100GB and up to one terabyte of data on a standard five-inch disc (the same size as a DVD) and support a data rate of up to one gigabit per second.

How does it work? Well, standard optical discs store data in a linear string of dots, each dot containing 1 bit of information, read by a laser beam. Optware's technology splits the signal laser beam into 1 million narrower beams to create data pages. This writes data in three dimensions, allowing for one million bits of information can be stored in each dot.

Optware's holographic recording technology stores data on discs in the form of laser interference fringes. Optware uses a holographic technology that combines multiple lasers needed to create a three-dimensional hologram into a single laser beam. The company also has a new servo system that allows for a smaller pickup size, allowing for compatibility with DVD and CD discs.

HVD reads and writes data at over 10kb with a single flash of the laser, and it can read and write in parallel, something optical discs can't do. Also, HVD discs don't need to spin like DVD discs, since the laser moves, rather than being held in place and having the disc spin under it.

by ronny

me: where's kent?
ronny: oh he's writing his letter
me: what letter?
ronny: his final & last letter to jenny, and thats why he's not online
me: what?! how many final letters has he written to her already? didn't he write one like a year ago?
ronny: including this one, this will be his fourth
ronny: it's just like Michael Jordan saying he's retiring
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
ronny: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

in retrospect

me: it's funny, cuz we're here laughing and he's like in his room lights turned off under the lamp writting all intense! surrounded by piles of crumpled-up paper and broken pencils!
ronny: with like reading glasses and some tea on the side!
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH!!
ronny: HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH!!

physics class

another boring day in physics. this new teacher is okay, cept he blabs on and on and on about the homework solutions. oh yeah, he's also got this doll named "Mr. Physics", which he uses to demonstrate the laws of physics. some would say it's sick and would probably freak out, 'cuz the doll is a baby. i for one am FINE! with it. since i find babies are little annoying bastards. yeah sure, i was one, but my mommie said i was silent and well groomed. SO HA! kinda werid how he talks to it though. he's got this special bond with the doll, told us a story of how kids stole it and he was willing to pay $150 to get it back. im worried.

wow we have some weird teachers at mowat. ummm, i should really post about them one day. like Ms. Hickling who eats chalk. OH MAN MARK HAS A VIDEO OF IT TOO.

This Chili...

that i decided to put in my noodles is RAPING MY TASTEBUDS.

friday at Drew's

im here at Drew's, Ronny just messeged my on msn to go home, bastard. listening to South - colours in waves at their website and typing this on drew's sis's labtop. this bed is dangerous, if you lay back to hard it moves away from you and the wall. Chris is playing cs2, Drew's the only one doing work i think. ... whats going on in my head? well im hungry, and stressed. have to catch up in algabra fast before the test, calculus test on tuesday, nightschool, blah blah blah getting bored. i think i'll stay another year and take some damn courses that i actually like! falll back .. on what you've done.. i'll be the only one.. You know i love singing, but i suck at it alot. yeah, thats what i mean courtney. when you asked i should explain why i post lyrics, it's 'cuz i like to sing them. well most of them. some are just, nice. omfg this is funny, drew's messeging me on msn and's he's like 2 meters away from me. lol, chris just showed me some drawing made in menstral blood. pretty good i'd say, better then the crap Chris draws with his. holy shit, this labtop is heating up my leg. alright, we're going to Timmies.

Each and every day
colours in waves
love and nights cause sparks
tearing us apart

street lights fading
cuts my heart
knowing that the time is past
comes in waves that don't belong
to me they're silent

Fall back on what you've done
I'll be the only one
these colours before my eyes
I'll be forever coulourblind

Lee

Chris Lee

New website.

New website has been created.

http://www.endsession.com

I have over 300 email address in spare. XXXXX@endsession.com
If anyone would like an email address, just comment here. Its really useful, you just send mail to myname@endsession.com and it will automatically forward it to whateveryourlongassemailthing@hotmail.com.

Still debating what kind of content to put on the mainpage. If you need webspace, just let me know, i can give you a bit if I'm not out of it.

Thats all for now.

importFest 2003

I recently installed Google Desktop Search and found these pictures I forgot I had.


ok this one funny, no cropping mistake here. the fucking camera's viewfinder is not 100% accurate. Ronny told me when his mom got the picture back from the picture place she like, "Who took this?" and laughed. God damn that camera.


LOL, Ronny edited this! LMFAO! It's the equivalent of cutting out his head, scotch taping it on to the picture, and scanning it. LOL, one day man...one day.

practice

Coldplay - yellow

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.

I came along,
I wrote a song for you,
And all the things you do,
And it was called "Yellow."

So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to have done,
And it was all "Yellow."

Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
You know, you know I love you so,
You know I love you so.

I swam across,
I jumped across for you,
Oh what a thing to do.

Cos you were all "Yellow,"
I drew a line,
I drew a line for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
And it was all "Yellow."

Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
And you know for you,
I'd bleed myself dry for you,
I'd bleed myself dry.

It's true, look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine.

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And all the things that you do.

Damn, I wish I get more alone time in the house. So I can sing as loud and terrible as I want.

star-crossed lovers

very literal of me, but screw you.
we all know the story of FFX i hope. -__-

rain rain don't go away

i went to neverland today.
it was wonderful
full of taxis
and rain
also puddles
pissing in neverland is out of this world,
especially when someone is there to hold your coat.

Happy Valentines Day!

Someone said writing stuff out makes you feel better. Here goes:


My life: Update for Febuary 14, Valentines day:

I have the worst sleep pattern ever. Im nocturnal. I should be sleeping now, I have to get up early even though my doublespare screams at me to sleep in until 12 again. Whats the point of even coming in tomorrow. Computer Science in the afternoon, we just sit there, and Algebra we were promised a free period.

I missed my application form deadline by a lot. I am going to send it in tonight, hopefully there is no late penalty. I was thinking of taking another year anyways. I want to travel a bit and get a part time job.

The reason why I am up late is because I was watching that Stephen Chow movie: Kung Fu Hustle. Its just slapstick comedy, nothing special but still good. I tried to sleep earlier but it didnt work, and this video was just sitting here, so I thought what the hell.

And finally, my profile site is almost ready to launch the basic layout. I registered with www.zipa.com as a trial member just to see how its like. 2GB of space with 50GB of bandwidth transfer per month, and ten email accounts, for $15CAD/Month. I don't pay a cent until next week so, thats always good.

And its Valentines day. Yay.. Fuck.

Starting my own blog as well. I'll still post here, I just want to have crap on the side.

So much stuff to do. That damned crapbotics site is almost done http://www.mobotics.ca but I'll probably be sleeping at the school to get that fucking robot shipped off. Also, that person on the team wants to make the shirts pink. Wtf? Pink? Does anyone know where I can get a custom T-Shirt? Seriously. I am not wearing pink. I would rather die than wear that crap. On second thought, if I died then I wouldn't have to go through this University shit in the first place. The ideas are already forming in my head.
I desperately need driving school before march break or Im screwed. My parents dont seem to realize that. They are going on vacation in Quebec or something, I opted to stay behind as I will probably have a load of work to do.
Programming Championships are in Hong Kong apparently. I think this means our team gets to go to HK. Well. For once I joined the right team at the right time. I don't even know why I'm on it, It just looks good for universities.
Oh and yearbook. I was recently forcefed 10 pages to do in the last 2 days. The 2 days I have been busy with university crap. Thanks. I really Appreciate it.

All this crap was clouding my head, I was driving to the clinic for the saturday injection, and I was going 20 on Lawrence. My dad says, why don't you speed up a bit, you're holding everyone up. Okay. I floored it. The fucking thing drops a gear and speeds up till I hit 90 or something and I make the turn onto Bathgate going 40, throwing my dog who was in the backseat careening into the window. Poor guy. Our tires suck. The rear slides at a mere sharp high speed turn. Piece of shit.
The consequences? I can't drive for a while and they won't give me driving lessons because I almost killed us a few times on the way home. I argued, I would have never done that if I had driving lessons, that didn't go over well.
Activity day. Wednesday. Signed up for board games. The joy. Might just go downtown. I want another 168 stamp on my card so I can get that free tea. I also have to get a haircut, its pissing me off. I might do it myself, that person can't follow instructions anymore. Can't blame him, hes been cutting my head for 17 years.


Thats enough.

Eugh. What the hell are you people talking about. You say that typing all this crap out gets it off your mind and you feel better. No. I feel like someone just kicked me in the balls, and they somehow managed to travel up into my throat and cut off my oxygen supply resulting in a mild spell of temporary retardism. Thanks guys. I OWE you one.

I can admit, sometimes it does feel better to write things out. Bill O'reilly. More like Dildo Reilly.

Sorry.

That asshat.

But you know, sometimes you feel better after you kick the person you hate the most right between the eyes. It isnt all about writing it out. Nothing cures a struggle with stress like beating the shit out of something. Like my intercom on my wall. I always hated it, since it never worked. So I took this big fucking two by four and beat the ever loving piss out of it until it was no more. I am going to make a shelf out of where it used to be. Its going to be awesome.

Oh great I sound like a nutcase. No. This is what happens when I go into a nonstop typing rant. I am going to sleep now.

Smile, its Valentines Day! I should really do something...

monkey/chicken story for the rooster year

Yepp, it's a tennis ball with a red pocket layerd on top. thanks Ronny's mom! i bet ronny took some money out of mine before he gave it to me, bastard. since i really didn't make a lunar new year post, and most of my friends are chinese... this is my lunar new year's post. COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO!!! OH MAN I WAITED SOOO LONG FOR THAT ONE! happy belated new year!

Now for a monkey story, yes I know it's the year of the rooster, but I got a monkey story which my mom just recently told me. Ok fine you fuckers, i'll tell a chicken story before i begin, yes chicken. when I was in Lanka durnig the summer of 2003, when everyone thought i was dead or arranged married (bastards!), i spent most of my time in my dad's town. it's loacted center northern area, so no worries about the tsunami thing. anyway i mostly stayed at my aunt's house, she has chickens! like 4 hens and 2 roosters, omg have u seen them hump? actually it's not too odd, i mean it's better then seeing people dry humping in your school cafeteria, oh zing. okay so i have lil cousins, like ages ranging from 2 - 13. so on this particular day was bored again, i was just sitting in the shade. oh yeah houses there have GIANT space. so anyway I see my lil cousins chasing the chicks (baby chicken) and i decided to help them out, since im so old and wise and fast and smart? so i chase after these chickens right? and this one lil bastard leads me into SOME FUCKING PLANT WITH THORNS!! ok that was a bad start. we started co-oping, trapping chicks. one was trapped, i ran into grab it, hitting giant banana leaves, guess what? I missed, AND! i had fucking LARGE MONSTER RED ANTS ON THE BACK OF MY NECK! omg I hate chickens. i got back at them though. it's so funny how they start cocking (making noise) really fast and loud when u get near them. so i go after this hen with lik 3 chicks around her, AND I COME IN SUPER FAST! all i hear is BA-COOOOAACCCCKK!!!! and the chicken like TAKES OFF into the air, and straight up to the roof of the house. I JUST STOPPED AND WENT LIKE THIS:

O__O;

chickens's can't fly! ?!

i just stopped chasing after chickens and walked away innocently. my aunt got her down later. HEHEHEHE, that night i slept uneasy, cause threw my window i could see into the yard....and there it was... the chicken house. OK MY MONKEY STORY!

my mommy told me this one yesterday. when i was around 2 or 3 we went to some temple (india). in that temple they had wild monkeys living. like in "harmony", they would roam around people, or i guess, we would roam around them. so anyway i was walking with food in my hands, and then suddenly some bastard monkey swooped down and snatched my snack and ran off, or leaped off? wtf? LOL, KUDOS TO THAT MONKEY, STEALING CANDY FORM A BABY PV.! But yeah, I didn't cry, we all know PV's too cool for that, I just was shocked...or stunned. I'll get that monkey back, or it's ancestors...whatever I'll get em back. So yeah, thats going on my list of things to do before I die. watch out temple monkeys.

Website

I am starting a website for a personal work profile / website where I can post crap. Does anybody have any recommendations for hosting/domain registration? I don't want to spend a lot, but I don't want to be paying for worthless shit. I also intend to give some other people webspace for their own profiles. If you're interested, please leave a comment.

see threw

yeah, i made another one today. maybe i should make one everyday? i'll explain todays later, along with my actual post. must finish calculas first.

there's a calender in the washroom, above the light swtich; i noticed it today during my crap time. i don't understand the fucking quote, or why a calender like that is in the washroom?! ok it says "it is at the edge of a petal where love waits", now wtf does that mean? SERIOUSLY IF YOU KNOW, COMMENT! I'd appreicate it alot, it's bugging the hell out of me. like wtf? love is pointy like the edge of a leaf? love is like a water drop? waiting to drop from the edge? fuck those are all literal, IM SO LITERAL!

anway kinda looking forward for tmr. might go to downtown in the evening, to see movie. they want to see HITCH, wtf?! I want to see MILLION DOLLAR BABY! how the hell is it too serious?! okok..maybe a bit. i wonder if Alex coming? if he's going to bring his camera and do a documentry. i hope i do end up in downtown tmr night :)

about the picture
well, i had a nice angel picture to work with. so i made the bg, placed my angel on top and well, just played around? i wanted that look from Gladiator, if anyone remembers? Where he imagines himself in a field, i forgot what it's called, Mrs. Lahki told me in grade 9 during our Greek studies. Somthing to do with getting to heaven? or was it? But yeah, i wanted to make it... dark.. just my mood today i guess? But i replaced the sky color with what the field should have been. does that explain Courtney? That was a great movie, the Gladiator. ...

b o r e d

playing around in fottoshop really clams me down...(6__6). even if it's so simple like this.

Mary's cult

i was going to blog about how i think the Graphics Communications Managment (GCM) course in Ryerson is a cult and Mary Black is the queen bee, but i'm too tired. another time.

oh yeah, our bus driver got lost. but it was okay, since he was playing the strokes...which made everything soo like mello and carefree.

chris lee's heart of darkness

i knew something was up with that guy.

I mean, look at his msn picture.
...
I wonder what crazy excuses he has for this one.

my antidrug

every morning, usually, i get up, grab my towel, and walk to the washroom. then i get my toothbrush and paste and step into the shower. catch the 8:26 bus or 8:35 depending on my time it takes to walk to the bus stop. get to school, walk to locker, hurry up incase cindy is there, and walk to the caf... to GET MY COFFEE!

i don't know why i get coffee everyday? i mean, i just recently found out if i drink coffee in the morning, i get sleepy in the evening. i still do it. the school coffee isn't that great... infact i hear they water it down.. but nonetheless it's still pretty strong. it's no timmies, or starbucks.... but until i get a car it's my only. cindy says coffee's "baaaaaad" (say it like a sheep). is it? i mean really? but these days EVERYTHING is bad for you one way or another. yeah, thats my excuse. it's staying till i get a better one.

i wonder when i first had a coffee? the earliest i can remember is prolly.. grade 6 or 5? i remember i found it weird when kids would be like "whoa?! you drink coffee?", i really didn't see the big deal, "just like tea". Drew says i used to be hyper back in grade 10 or so. really?! i know i get hyper from pepsi, but coffee?

i don't like my mom's coffee. i like her tea though! she should stick to teas, no offence >=D. lol, i couldn't even make my own coffee before, it would taste SO BAD, espeically when i used to drink with milk. i remember my first time in starbucks, NOTHING LIKE TIM HORTON'S. i mean seriosly, WTF IS GRANDE?! I DON'T WANT FRENCH WITH MY COFFEE! I HATE FRENCH! oh and they're physco lids, fuck, the last things those lids want to do is fucking stay on your cup. and thats why i stick to tim horton's, plane and simple. mcdonalds coffee isn't that bad, lol, im not just saying that cause i work there, but they're actually not bad. i would make a coffee half cup, and add the ice cream for the mCflurrys onto it, tastes GREAT!

i should open up a coffee shop in my life time. ohohoh, i'll open one up in japan when im really old. dreams.

"how far will you go?"

todays been a day that i haven't had for a long time.

what a strange day? foggy too. it started off with me having plans, plans getting fu*ked up, me super pissed, then luck steps in, and finally happy ending. i guess i was right? luck is on my side...i just tend to mess things up most of the time. i don't think i did today though? it's funny, that sign. i kept seeing this sign wherever i went today, "How far will you go?", some new slogan for the TTC. i dono what those fuckers want me to think when i see that sign, but i'm sure im not. i have my own, and boy is it ironic. ironic ironic ironic. no, it's not like those shoe-fitting horoscope things...it's different.

but seriously... you have to ask yourself that question sometimes. How far will you go? i think i'm still in the process of answering.

Stupid Superbowl.

Its the night of the superbowl. My parents are at a party, my brother is at his friends house. I am stuck here bored shitless, starving. I forgot to go and get the groceries for today which was a bigass mistake. So the fridge is empty, the freezer is full of crap that doesnt look too appetizing, I don't feel like getting poisoned from an instant noodle...

So I ordered pizza. Pizza Hut to be exact. $15 bucks for a small pizza. What. The. Fuck. And I have no choice but to pay it, My parents took both sets of the car keys so I can't go out and get something. I don't care if I get caught driving with a g1, my fucking stomach is pissed off. I can sass my way out of a cop situation easily. Pizza Hut, Fuck You and Die.

Yesterday was fun. I had to get up early as per every saturday and get that fucking injection. Then we had to pack up and drive to our cousins house for a full day. Chinese New Year dinner. All my cousins were there. We played a game of poker with 6 people, and I won :D. Luck was with me that night. After, It was time to go pick up a whole roasted pig from some place. We got into my cousins awesome Mazda3Mobile and went to pick it up. Chinese supermarkets are crowded during cny. We brought back, more food was cooked blah blah blah. We ate, watched dodgeball, and started another poker game with 8 people and I won again. I don't get it, my cousins are awesome players who even went to vegas to play, but I won. And when I play with ppl from mowat, I always lose, and thats with money. They mustve been holding back.

Yea, that was saturday. Oh yea, the day before, I bought an add-on for my iPod, called iTrip. It transmits music to any stereo with FM frequencies. Any Frequency. On the way to my cousins, there was this jackass that was blasting his crappy sounds from flow 93.5, disturbing my grandparents. I tuned the thing to 93.5 and invaded his channels. He got a full dose of Scat Man, I hope he liked it. You could hear the beat change significantly from his car too, lol. Although from that distance, it would have played both things over eachother, he wouldnt be able to enjoy any of them. I highly recommend iTrip to piss your friends off.

Friday night, Ill sum it up fast:
Bills house, Scarborough Town, RT, Subway, Eaton Center, Some park, More Eaton Center, McDonalds, bought that damn thing, Tea Shop, Home. I believe its all on Bills AA.

The fauxtest with pictures can be viewed here.

And my pizza will be here soon. I also have Heart of Darkness to read. 150 pages. I didn't start yet, and theres a quiz on tuesday and a shitload of questions.

Also, to start a flamewar with Prasanth, you're a jerk.
vvvvvvvv The comment button is down there PV.

Toronto Fauxtest

Although I didn't attend because I had a family gathering to go to, It still happend. Here is a quote from one of the goons:

That was a great fauxtest. Easily the most successful in Canada. Memorables:
-random homeless guy insisting his name was "Mr. Bojangles" and playing random songs throughout our fauxtest. I have his scarf now, somehow.
-PETA. They didn't seem too happy with our stance against the little dogs.
-All the people who signed the petition
-The police coming down with 1 squad car and 5 cyclists to ensure that nothing happened to us. Amusingly enough, they supported our right to gather peacefully to voice our opinions.

I wish I was there :( Well, I'm out.

what i listened to last night, while god damn squirrels ran around the attic

"Transatlanticism"

The atlantic was born today and i'll tell you how...
The clouds above opened up and let it out.

I was standing on the surface of a perforated sphere
When the water filled every hole.
And thousands upon thousands made an ocean,
Making islands where no island should go.
Oh no.

Those people were overjoyed; they took to their boats.
I thought it less like a lake and more like a moat.
The rhythm of my footsteps crossing flood lands to your door have been silenced forever more.
The distance is quite simply much too far for me to row
It seems farther than ever before
Oh no.

I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer

[instrumental break]

I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer

So come on, come on
So come on, come on
So come on, come on
So come on, come on

R.I.P. COFFEE DOOD

guess what the fuck happened today? BRAD FUCKING KNOCKED OVER MY COFFEE!!! THAT ASSCAKE MONSTER!! WTF?! Seriously he's always hitting my desk in a gay manner!! I walked over to help Megan, turn around, and theres my beloved coffee cup rolling of the edge of the desk....pouring...pouring..and theres slack-jawed Brad looking moronly yet also like a deer-caught-in-headlights at my fucking coffee spilling all over the fucking ground. i never get mad, hardly, i mean who has seen me mad?? but this PISSED ME OFF. THATS MY FUCKING COFFEE MAN! ok it wasn't just the coffee, it was what he did next, HE DID NOTHING! just stood there STILL looking like a fucking deer-shocked-moron.

i went to the washroom and got god damn toilet paper 'cause our school decided it would be fucking awsome to see me walking around the hallways with a an afro of toilet paper in my hand, so they replaced the napkins with fucking retarded automated hand dryers, WHICH JUST ADDS ON MORE TIME AWAY FROM CLASS 'CAUSE YOUR FUCKING DRYING YOUR HANDS WITH A MACHINE THAT COULDN'T WARM UP A FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER. anyway back to coffee.

so there I was, standing in the hallway, being watched by our vp, holing the afro....waiting for the anthem to retard. as soon as it did, I got back to class. did my best with the tiolet paper, then Mr. GO got me some napkins, OHHH SO THE TEACHERS GOT THE FUCKING NAPKINSSS. There was Brad....just sitting there.. Holy fuck, I was so distracted during the group discussion, just picturing me axe kicking Brad in the face, or my coffee would transform, just like Tramsformers, into a giant ROBOT and BLOW BRAD UP TO DUST.

visitors

My dad's got his friends over from India. They'll be staying with us for awhile. Theres this giant guy, I didn't get his name yet, but he's 19 years old I think. He's the son of my dad's friend.

I decided to break the ice and asked him how long the flight was, 19 hours, then I asked about the movies on the flights, shitty. Then he asked me what I would say was last on my list of what I expected him to ask me, "Is San Andreas out here?" I was like, whoa wtf?! they play GTA in India?! omfg amazing!, which came out has, "what?". Then we talked about other games, like Ragnarok and HL2. Well I guess I should't be too surprised, since alot of programming gets done there. Then we talked about the internet infrastructure here. It's frigging amazing, what he says. There they use mainly dial-up, about "99.9%". He usually goes to netcafes to play games. Then we had a pleasent conversation about piracy here and there. >=)

It's cool having someguy near my age here. He can help me with my hwk, prolly tell me about India, and maybe we can talk about butts and boobs. Umm, but the bad part is he'd prolly use my computer, which means I'd have to format it soon and do a fabulous job in hiding my candy. >=) Better get started.

it's that time again

Yepp, like the title says, it's that time again! Where I, PV, just ramble on and on about something or another, no spellcheck, no nmthing! Say, my nails are getting long, better cut them tonight. Oh yeah, Mr. Heath our physics teacher left today, he's moving to another school. FUCK! Thats what I frogot!! Forgot to ask him to lower the exam marks!! That bastard, I shoke his hand. He said the most random thing to me before I left. Great cake though, great job Maghna! I wonder if her name's spelt correctly? Megna, megahna, Magma! Thats like how I call Spenta, Spena! I can't pronounce my v's nor w's properly. No one really cares, cept ANDREW the pronunciation nazi!! Volvo! I can say that with ease, but words like Vincent, I say Wincent.

After school I alsmot caught a girl changing! Hey it wasn't my fault, she was changing in the boys change room, but no worries I saw nothing (6_6;). 'Cept her friends laughed at me. >=( bastards. Then I changed and started PUMPING WEIGHTS!! That sounds funny. PUMPING!! Damnit, it would be nice if I could go teach english in Japan. Shut up Andrew. Ok' everyones probably thinking of the children right now. I'd be a great teacher!! Like great teacher Onizuka!!! *Nudge* Ronny.

Oh yeah that reminds me! I stole like 5 old old science magazines from Mr. Heath! He said take anything! I hope he wasn't joking. So I'll probably make some "DID YOU KNOW" posts sooner or later. FUck I need to read Heart Of Darkness and log. FUcking ginger keeps sipping into my mouth when I drink my god damn tea. I hope things go my way next week, or atleast I don't screw them up.

I wonder if Durwyn watches porn? That guy looks SO innocent, I wonder. He's not like Shirley, cute & innocent on the outside, dirty & violent on the inside.

here it is, the flash

Click here!
p.s
For those who don't know the characters, it's Ronny, Jason, and Bond.

Albert Schweitzer

I got my english back today, finally a good exam return. -__-;; Funny though, I forgot Schweitzer's name during the exam, so I wrote a little note saying, "Please read before proceeding, =) I forgot the author's name of Reverence for Life, so I will refer to him as John Doe". I guess GO isn't as evil as I thought. GO's my english teacher.

I miss work. I want to go back, so badly! But now I don't think I can. With tutor + nightschool + regular school, I'm going to be a very busy bastard for a long time. I guess I brought it upon myself. Sometimes, I feel as if I'm walking on the tracks, mindless of the approaching train. Life's such a fast and heavy bitch.

McDonalds encourages sandwich fucking.

I read this on the SA forums. Thought this would be interesting. Ill copy the letter written to McDonalds from the forums, I didn't write it.

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If you haven't been watching the forums for the past few days, you might have missed goon astronautism's thread "McDonalds fails at hip teen lingo, advocates sandwich fucking". If so, you should go read it; hilarious sandwich-sex-related puns ensue. Those of you who were following the story might remember that I sent a carefully-crafted letter explaining the situation to what I assumed would be the McDonalds Automatic Reply Robot in a sardonic manner. For convenience, the letter is below:

quote:
To whom it may concern:
I've recently noticed a new ad campaign you appear to have launched on the internet (I noticed it here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index on ESPN's page). This campaign is rather distressingbecause it bears a phrase most would find comical, if not offensive. The ad reads "Double Cheeseburger?" and then follows with "I'd hit it!". Apparently, your robotic advertising machine got fed this phraseout of the many "hip" terms used by today's youth and improperly identified it as an expression of interest and delight.And, well, it is...but not in the way you might hope. In most circles, "I'd hit that!" is generally synonymous with "I'd fornicate with that!" (in even unkinder terms than that, I'm afraid). Furthermore,the term is usually used in a sarcastic manner for laughs at the object's expense. Take, for example, the following exchange:"Hey, there's Belinda Higgins, the 500lb paraplegic!""Dude, I'd hit that!"So even if your advertising agency was advocating burger-fucking, they'd be suggesting that your Double Cheeseburger is in reality a freakish abomination in the world of burgers and should never, underany circumstances, be "hit". I hope you understand the gravity of the situation. I mean, "I'm lovin' it" is one thing, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

I sent that off to their advertising comment department and expected that would be the last of it, particularly considering the less-than-formal tone I adopt later on in the letter. It turns out that this world is full of surprises. In my inbox this morning I received this:

quote:

Hello (SenorGringo):
Thank you for taking the time to contact McDonald's about one of our advertisements.We're sorry you were disappointed with this ad. We take pride in producing advertising messages that will be enjoyed. We certainly never intended for it to offend anyone. Your comments have been shared with our advertising staff and independent advertising agency who work together to develop our commercials. Please know your feedback is helpful and will be considered in the future planning of our advertising.Again, thank you for taking the time to share your feedback with us. Your trust and confidence in our company's tradition of producing high quality advertising are important to us.
Jennifer
McDonald's Customer Satisfaction Department

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pv's cool?

facking pv your the COOL guy man you just made that flash cuz you want ppl thinkin that im COOL but really im not COOL!!! -_-; and... FACK YOU .|.,(-_-),.|.


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