Tuesday, October 26, 2004

yay....

Yea. My old mp3 is failing on me. With my job I Managed to save enuf cash to buy an ipod. Ordered from the apple online store, not bad. Edu discount, free engraving, free shipping, saved like 200 bucks. Anyhow, the problem was the shipping. Being free, it was too good to be true. It was shipped on the 21st from Shanghai. Im like okay, sounds authentic. Then it was shipped to alaska -_-' . God. I was so happy after it shipped from there, im like, yay its going to toronto! Nope. Tennessee US. WTF. Okay, it stayed there for the weekend. Then it ships to WINNIPEG. WTF. OF ALL THE PLACES. AHHH.
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GOD DAMN CHEAP SHIPPING. FOR 10 MORE DOLLARS I COULD HAVE HAD IT EXPRESS SHIPPED IN 2 DAYS, BUT NOOOO, I GO WITH THE CHINESE CHEAP GAS INSTINCT AND SAY "Oh another 2 days isnt so bad." WRONG. IM SITTING HERE, GOING INSANE. FUCK YOU APPLE FOR MAKING SUCH ADDICTIVE PRODUCTS. FUCK YOU FED EX FOR BEING GAY AND INCOMPETENT. FUCK YOU errr... WHOEVER DRIVES THE GARBAGE TRUCK FOR DUMPING OUR CRAP ON OUR LAWN. FUCK YOU RACOONS FOR EATING AND SPREADING IT AROUND. Yea Im done.

FUCK YOU BILL GATES. WINDOWS SUCKS. DOWN WITH WINDOWS. GO MACS.
Damn u Shutsa for converting me. Still a windows man, just want a mac now to do all my graphics/work/programming on.

And now, I present a flash tribute to my missing ipod.


Friday, October 22, 2004

my hero

"you think I should cut my hair?" - moi

"what? no!" - spenta

YES! thats what I needed!, she's a true friend! You see that jerks?

mikey killed my hamester

You are...Cho Hakkai!
Cho Hakkai


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mood swings?

Well, today was a crappy day. I did very bad on my calculas "mini test", feels like everyone else got perfect...or very near. Actually, I'm not even joking, I really think so. Err.. what am I doing? So lost.

Work was alright. I usually forget everything at work, but today felt odd. I did forget everything, but that was about it. Took longer then usual to get back home. Cloudy night, didn't see those familiar stars I'm used to seeing. Could only see my breath. How the hell did my lips get chapped again? This is annoying, once they were so red Q thought I was wearing lipstick. Oh yeah, Bill came with me to work today. Completely forgot about that. Now that I think of it, he wanted to go into the Disney Store, something about Cindy's birthday. Oh yeah! I also bought a hot dog. Speaking of dogs, this lady on the subway had her little dog in some sort of 'dog carrying bag?' Poor dog, looked so...actually that little bastard looked pretty damn comfortable. Whoa, did I just have a mood swing?? Holy crap, I think I did. Doesn't matter, pretty soon I'll probably just swing back? Is that how it works? Reminds me of something that Andrew was lecturing me about one time, about coffee highs? I sure like to drift. Well, that was my day. Doesn't seem so crappy now...less I start thinking about that retard "mini-test". Well, good night, I'm off to do some english homework. Um... maybe I should change title.

Original title: "damn clouds"
p.s
radiohead - creep (acoustic), ?

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

WHY WON'T U PEOPLE RESPECT MY HAIR

"WATCH WHILE YOUR SLEEPING, IM GOING TO GET SISSORS AND CUT YOUR HAIR!" - my mom

"NONO, BALD, MAKE HIM BALD!" - my dad

"CUT YOUR HAIR!, ITS SO, EWWGGSSHH*" - fatima (she's jealous, they all are!)

"YOU JUST LOOK ODD WITH LONG HAIR" - stupid bill

"CUT IT" - ronny (i'll cut you!)

* wtf?!


true story

1 day I got off work. Kent called and said, "Yoyoyo man! are you off work?!", and I replied "No", then he goes, "Yeah you did!", me being lazy replied "Ok fine". OK fuck this is hard to type, typing this another way.
- freaking LEGEND -
^0^ = Kent
>=( = me
Y_Y = ronny

^0^ : Yyoyo so what we doing?!
>=( : i donno, I'm going home
Y_Y : ssssup
>=( : ! wtf?
^0^ : nonono i thought we're doing something today
>=( : like what? TEA SHOP?!
^0^ : yeah
>=( : but u guys dis that ...

OKay, fuck this, long god damn phone call short, they talked me into going to the tea shop. So we got our tea, oh yeah they come in cups now. GLASS CUPS. Then we just sat they're talking. SOon we left, I felt like taking a shit. So I was like, oh fuck not this again. I just said, "I need to shit", then they said some other things. Soon we were on your way back to Eaton Center, so I can lighten my load. Ronny came up with a great idea, he suggested we go into this smaller mall thingy, where theyImage Hosted by ImageShack.us have a washroom. It was like, one crosswalk away from Eaton Center. I didn't complain, but had my doubts. So we go in, go down a level, come up to a big fucking sign that reads "WASHROOMS CLOSED", then I swore off a little while Ronny took pictures. Back up, cross the street andImage Hosted by ImageShack.us in Eaton Center. I REALLY had to go now, and was about to go to the washroom I had in mind, and KENT goes "Yo PV, look washroom, right there, it's closer, go here". Why did I listen? I don't know.. I went to it, it was locked. I JUST RAN TO THE OTHER WASHROOM, but then damn people were watching me, so I had to look casual. Finally, I got in to a washroom.
@#%^^$%@$%^#$@&%!~!! BEST SHIT EVER
And I made sure to say that. Alot.
fin

THERE RONNY!! U HAPPY! I BLOGGED ABOUT IT!!

Sunday, October 17, 2004

I am a genious.

We were forced like little chinese kids in sweatshops to write two drafts on Martin Luther King and Thoreau's Walden in class. Two weeks later we were required to take one and type up a good copy. I never really liked Thoreau. King was my favourite, so naturally I took that draft and spiced it up. But heres the thing. My Thoreau response wasnt to happy in the first place. I had the mother of all migranes the day I wrote it. This migrane could probably compete with JFK's splitting headache which killed him. So my Draft came up like this:

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I am handing this in. I just hope Kampf doesnt disagree with me and kick me out of the course or fail me. Cuz then I'd have to either kill him or do something to his car. And I like cars.

^_^ Im getting an ipod soon ^_^
Throwing the old Mp3 out the window!

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Monday, October 11, 2004

Chaos at the 'ol watering hole. By Whoever wrote the Hardy Boys

Dinner with the family today. I got to try out my cousin's new car. FUCKING AWESOME.
Its a mazda3 sport in standard. Handles well, decent acceleration and... overall its just plain beautiful. I prefer the sedan, but the hatchback has some nice backroom. Perfect for storing dead hooke....boxes of kraft dinner.
Takes a bit to get used to the clutch... If I had the cash, I'd definitely get one. But I don't. So I'm going to crawl back into my shitbox automatic 96' Honda Civic and attempt to bring it over 80km/h before it starts to fall apart. God. Gotta love that m3.

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Oh yea. Sat in an RSX on saturday in front of shoppers at stc. There was this kid around 7 years old inside it playing with the gearshift, the ebrake, the pedals etc. The technician just smiles and watches happily. The bastard. About 3 minutes later, I get into the car after the kid leaves and start testing the shifter.
"Don't Play with that," says the technician. I'm like: WTF. So I'm like, okay sure and i start pushing in the clutch.
"Stop that," he says with a big fucking smirk on his face. I was pissed off. The asshole lets the kid virtually destroy the gears and flood the engine, but I, the chinese guy cant even stress test it. What If I was a potential customer?
I don't remember what I did, but I remember that when he left I did something to the... oh yea, i put it in neutral and took off the ebrake. The next idiot that decides to lean on it will find that it rolls away. I hope it gets damaged and that dicklicking asswipe technician faggot has to clean it up.
I was also thinking of taking the "RSX" and Acura emblem off the back of the car and sticking it onto my civic but I thought better of it.
I hope he learnt his lesson. STOP STEALING FROM THE ELDERLY.

Unfortunately I have three tests coming up, so time to study!

Friday, October 08, 2004

Mt. Tremblant


Gallery

Sept 4th 2004
Day one:

Ya… after prasanth said that he can only blog on the sameday as the event, I decided to write down what happens during these three days. I am currently in the best hotel room ever, drinking corona extra and watching much loud. So yea, it is the first day of this three days tour to Quebec, I didn’t even tell much people about it… only prasanth, chris bicos and cindy knows about it. I wonder if people would think I am dead since I wont be online for a while. Three days~!! Yes… so our first stop today was the big apple pie factory, more of a piss stop then an attraction. I mean, who would buy a big ass pie when they are on tour for three days? Oh wow… will just refilled my beer!! So this is my second bottle now… back to the story -> there were like goats and rabbits there.. so weird!! It’s like a freaking zoo. And bumper cars booth without bumper cars… hmm… that makes lot of sense indeed. The big apple thing actually feel like yesterday, since the day was so long!!! A while later we got to Kingston…near the motel we stayed in last year. We were suppose to have “Chinese buffet”…but we “me, sis & will” went to mcdonalds instead. The Chinese buffet was like $12 and its not that special anyways. The service at this mcdonalds was awesome. Because the food wasn’t ready, the cashier brought it to our table… wow.. usually they just make you stand there and wait. Next stop was the Victoria memorial museum. It is mostly geography and biology crap.. like rocks, plants, animals.. etc.. The embarrassing thing was we thought we were leaving at 3:30 instead of 3:10, so the whole bus had to wait for us… oops =p since we were already in Ottawa, it makes sense to head to the parliament. We only got 20 mins there though (don’t know if it was because of us being late) so we didn’t go in, just took some pix outside and hung around. After that was the war museum… pretty self-explanatory… but the sculpture of Hitler… ther was a pic of holocaust behind him.. so disturbing ><. Now its time to ome to Quebec,,, this little town… forgot what it’s called. Meh. During the ride we were watching mr.beans. when that was done I fell asleep (harry potter came on… but I was too tired to watch it. Just got kicked out the room since my sis is going to sleep, so now I am in the living room. Ever heard of a hotel room with a living room? This is more like a suite. Told you this is the best.. muwahhaha.. so yea… I woke up in the bus when the river was driving in the country side riad with loads of curves. He was going so damn fast so when he turned it felt like we were going to flip, it was amazing. And it was sunset too, so the view was magnificent. We crossed by a small town, it only have one of everything. One convient store, one motel, one auto shop, etc. finally go here by eight, but someone didn’t get a room… what kinda gay tour is this.. feel sorry for the guy that didn’t get a room. Wonder what happened to him now.. we ate at the Lafarge, coincidently that’s where my sis worked last co-op term, of course its not the same thing though. French girls here are so damn hot, I see why Candice loves frenchies so much. Now I am in the hotel writing this… oh yea, I read one chapter of “Dead Air”, and watched an episode of southpark fully in French (of course I dind’t understand, but I was reading dead air at the time so I didn’t care) now I am watching madtv… in English =) yuup… go English channels =D shit.. I am out of room.. more writing tomorrow, gonna go out to the balcony now.



Sept 5th, 2004
Day Two:

Damn, that jap girl in the powderroom ad is so hot, ya… watching much music right now in the kick-ass suite, will is cooking steak for tonight, ate breakfast here today, all the crap they had was bread and muffins with some yogurt, thank god they had coffee >=) muwahahha… first thing the tour did today was take the tramp up to the ski mountain, which is like 3300 feet high. Only thing was that it has no snow (damn… this winter I wanna try snowboarding ><) “It’s a damn cold night, trying to figure out this life” sorry… avril is on =D so yea, the sceneries at the mountain was so nice, took so damn much pictures. When we were leaving, our leader was so fucking stupid. She wanted us to take some punk ass kids to the racing thing just because we both ain’t following the tour (they were going hiking.. wtf.. -____-‘’) so we told the kids we would meet them at one (it was 12 at the time) we went back to the hotel to drop off some stuff before going to the car thing. We also had lunch (cup noodles) and I took a #2 (if u no wut I mean wink wink). The race car thing was down a slope.. wit curves and shit.. you pull the handle slightly to go, hard to brake… SO FUN!! (expensive too.. $10 for one round, but it was quiet long) we went with the kids just for the races, then they went to play something else while we came back to the hotel to swim. Its an outdoor pool right next to a pond. Si tge vuew was so cool. But the water is so damn nasty. There was like dead dragonflies and bugs. I just swam a lil and got out, will and my sis dind’t even go in. instead of swimming, we spent most of the time in jaccuci and sauna. Fucking hate annoying kids, she ipens the sauna door and won’t shut it, and when I told her to shut it she says “I unno”.. err… wtf!!! But she left after.. I am so stupid, I took my own towel to go swimming instead of the hotel’s, so now I unno wut to use when I shower tonight. So yea.. we eachtook turn taking a shower and was just in time to join the tour to go to the near-by town. “So much for my happy ending”… yea, avril’s still on, I love this song. The town was nice, but it would be nicer if we knew French. We had such a hard time looking for a grocery store. At first we found something like shopper drug mart, but we finally found a grocery store. We got chocolate mile, mushrooms, broccoli, steaks and champaing (drools). ^__^v shit fucker, the fire alarm just went off cux of the stakes… now my sister took the binder I was wring on to flap away the smoke. Back to my blog, we got icecream after grocery shopping. I got chocolate, sis got vanilla and will go banana. For some reason my cup had more in it then theirs. Maybe the girl there was on to me (wink wink) you know what, I never eat ice cream and I hardly eats any chocolate, so this is like a break through for me to eat CHOCOLATE ICECREAM. Jennifer was right, I am weird for not eating ice cream / chocolate since its so good. When we got back to this little village (which I now know what it’s called, its called tremblant). We walked around, watched some shows, and there goes one and a half hours. Oh, we also got canned soup. Fucking cost $1.89!!! While we were walking around, I finally saw some hot asian girls!! Damn… why can’t they be in the same tour as me.. sigh. Even if they were, I doubt I woulved talked to them, I don’t see how Candice meet all these people wherever she goes. I am now done my 64mb card for my camera which is like 250+ pix. All I have left is a 12 mb card (49 pix), hope this is enough for tomorrow (going to Montreal) I am going now, peace

P.s. Jessica simpson is so dumb, but newly weds beats till death do us apart any day. Then again, Till Death do us Apart has alot of skimpy pornstars… hmmmm

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Adventures of Captain P

I wish I had a sailing boat, like this one. I'd just get on, and sail the hell away. Maybe have enough supplies of Tim Hortons coffee to last a year and other supplies of course.
Maybe have a nice book. Just sail, the Caribbeans would be nice. Oh and I'd need a pet dog and bird. Why not a cat you ask? Well, cats can't swim. I mean? Honestly if I'm drowning would a dumb cat save me? Or drink all my coffee and eat my bird? I say it would do the second one. Damn you cats.
Theres my bird. I'll call her (yes the bird is a girl) Bird. Yep, my bird's name is Bird, and my dog's name can be Hank (he's a guy dog). Oh yeah, the boat needs a name. It will be called Poobear, I'm not explaining. Me, Bird, Poobear and Hank will have crazy adventures! Notice how 'Hank' in the end of the sentence made it sound nice? Fish, eat, and watch the stars at night. I'll count every shooting star I see. Ummm, this adventure could use a sexy girl.
....Wow She'd be perfect. Hehehehe

Um, gotta start homework now. I'll start a journey next post. Till then, "keep watching the skiessss".

Monday, October 04, 2004

homer

Just got back from watching The Simpsons.

Homer : When a women says nothing is wrong, EVERYTHING IS WRONG! And when she says everything is wrong, EVERYTHING IS WRONG!

Friday, October 01, 2004

sniff sniff

Whats that smell? This area's been smelling like the beach for the last couple of days. Meh. Anyway, today I thought I put my cellphone in the laundry. So I freaked out and ran downstairs, of course, I didn't put it in the laundry. It was on the coffee table looking all smartassy.

I've been irratated alot lately. I don't know why. Well some I do, others I don't. I wonder if this is how P.M.S is like? Maybe? Gotta buy some Tim Hortons coffee, no offense to my mom. Also been lazy and tired lately, probably due to this god damn internet. STOP DISTRACTING ME! Should be doing chemistry. Oh yeah today we had the "Hot sauce shots" during lunch time. It's for our school's spirit week, for juniors. Anyway, they were all up on the lunchroom tables taking shots of different types of hot sauce. During the second shots, some kids were already looking troubled. So me being the mean one, got up with a cup of water and started drinking water in they're faces. Then I made individual attacks, went up to some kind, maybe 4 inches away from his face, and just drank my sweet sweet water. On the contrary the water was disturbingly warm, me and Spenta got it from the school fountains, BUT he didn't know that. Muhahaha that poooor bastard. I have to admit that kid is serious about his sport (hot sauce shot-ing?), he didn't blink AT ALL. If I had to put my money on a kid, I would have picked him. The two brown kids looked weak, but one of them proved me wrong. Bah, it's a win win situation for me.
>=)
Afterwards during spare, Zuszi (I think thats how you spell it T__T) let me listen to this Blink 182 song, OMG SO FUNNY. It's like 40 seconds long and all they do is SWARE. My favourite part is the one about the grandpa who eats SEVEN god damn hotdogs and "shit shit, shit his pants". She knows the whole song off heart, so funny. Then Andrew told her about Hentai, and she wrote it down becuase she had never heard of it before. OMG WE CORRUPT HER. She told me about something called "Bonsai Kitten" (google it), which I just found out is a hoax. Ummm, I should tell her. Drew brought up the whole Mean Girls thing to Zuszi. The second he did, she turned at looked at me and they both started laughing. I HAVE TO SEE THIS GOD DAMN MOVIE! DAMN YOU "KEVIN GNAPOOR!!!!"