Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Web logs

Otherwise known as blogs, are simple little journals that can serve multiple uses. Some post feelings, some post pictures and art, and some people post plain shit. It is here where all the scum and attention whores gather to post shit that scream, "Look at me." They post that is happening in their lives, and feel that they should heavily exaggerate the aspects they feel that would bring them the most attention. Patterns arise in their every posts, they seem to highlight the same topic every time, to burn it into our skulls, that they do this and it makes them special.

Some send out distress signals of depression, letting everyone know how messed up they are, wanting someone to care. I have news for you. Everyone is fucked up right now. Look around you. Everyone goes through the same stuff. They don't bitch about it do they? They accept it and move on, and learn from it. But no. The Internet has to know about all your little fucking problems. I speak for everyone when I say it pisses us off and stop it. But the people I am targeting don't even read this blog. They are too busy shitting up livejournal, xanga and other blogger sites. Posts on this blogare rarely are screaming out for attention. They are just posts that entertain. What happened during our day that others could find entertaining, photos or images we found humerous, or special announcements that everyone can appreciate. Not sugar coated shitbuns of extreme depression and repetitive attention whoring that leave the rest of the audience's brains retching and shriveling. Well actually, I find it entertaining sometimes. For example, some of them are so pathetic, I just have to laugh. And doesn't it make all the rest of us feel better inside to see that there are all these other people that are going through worse times. Sometimes we can learn from them. But who wants to learn from an attention whore? Not I. I wouldn't reccommend it. Please stop.

Here. Let me help you.

Kid's Help Phone
1800 668-6868

or

Specialty Blades
http://www.specialtyblades.com/

Get the fuck off the internet, assess your problems, and get some help. Don't listen to a voice that comes from your computer. Act Now. Act Safe.

This rant Brought to you by the OMG -__-;; council of concerned council members.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep

cls said...

Not really. Look at this: http://www.livejournal.com/community/liexstillxlove/

tatc said...

koo koo... (roll eyes)

prasanth said...

Funny. Only two sentences down and bam! a person comes to mind... And I don't find it over the top, we all notice it, some can just ignore it longer then others, thats all. Its funny you gotta admit.