sorry about the title, been listening to Billy Talent all last night. now i keep hearing echos. overall today was a depressing day. i dono why, must be the weather, lack of sleep and the music. very dim today, some showers, but still nice temp, thank god. this morning my lunchbox opened in my bag and i got like noodles all over my stuff. it was too early in the morning for to care, i just cleaned it. i got pissed later in the afternoon though, when my calculator was oily. seems like everyone was tired and quiet today. usually my geometry class is loud and lively, today it was just dead silent and dull. even Zhang was quiet, which if you know him, it's a big thing.
got sorta better in computer science. adam brought Monty Python and the Holy Grail. it wasn't THAT funny, most of the time i just laughed cuz everyone else was. also I really didn't see how every scene was "amazing", mike kept on saying "oh this is amazing" for like every scene. the only scene i found funny was when the black knight lost both his hands AND feet in battle, yet still wanted to fight. i just realzied i have alot of unfinished bottles of water in my room, i should really be more... whats that word? conservative? meh.
after school i went to the multi-cultural thingy rehersal. me, justin, steph, and other people just sat on the seats and tried to get work done as we waited for our turn. we were last. throughout that time i got to hear alot of music. liem was playing coldplay, which was nice, almost fell asleep. wow, alot of people play musical instruments, i felt left out. damnit, what the hell was i doing as a lil kid? i should have learned some instrument! the only insturment i ever played for a long time is the friggin Recorder. i should really go out and buy one and go around school playing it. i'll be like the kids with the guitars and shit, i'll sit in the hallway, playing my Recorder. actually, i might start some kind of Recorder trend.... or not, probably not.
okay, time to do some worrrrrrrrrrrkkkk......ahhhhhhh. this is one long week.
p.s: sorry about the whining.
Thursday, March 31, 2005
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
More New Words
Word: pum
Pronounciation: pum
Definition: A woman's vagina
Example: Beans REALLY wants her pum.
Pronounciation: pum
Definition: A woman's vagina
Example: Beans REALLY wants her pum.
Apologies from OMG
As everyone can see, OMG's "Lee" (a.k.a "CHRIS Lee the twinky"), as been acting a bit — hmmm — nutty lately. Well, more then usual. I frankly think it's the result of his mild manic-depression, that he's been going through with lately. That poor horny kid.
So yeah, our bad(s).
On a lighter note, last saturday night me and Chris stole a poster from the subway. MUUUUUUUUUUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! yeah! TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS!!
Boy, was that an adventure. You wouldn't believe all the god damn trouble we had to go through bringing that thing home. I never realized how big that poster really is, till I took it out. ^__^; If it wasn't for that one bastard who yelled "HEY! im going to tell security", we would have had a calm heart way home. But the point is, we actually freaking did it! We laughed so much during the process. Thanks Ronny for showing us howww, that evil evil kid. It's funny how Chris' dad didn't bother asking what was under the jacket, lol, just didn't want too know I guess.
So yeah, our bad(s).
On a lighter note, last saturday night me and Chris stole a poster from the subway. MUUUUUUUUUUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! yeah! TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS!!
Boy, was that an adventure. You wouldn't believe all the god damn trouble we had to go through bringing that thing home. I never realized how big that poster really is, till I took it out. ^__^; If it wasn't for that one bastard who yelled "HEY! im going to tell security", we would have had a calm heart way home. But the point is, we actually freaking did it! We laughed so much during the process. Thanks Ronny for showing us howww, that evil evil kid. It's funny how Chris' dad didn't bother asking what was under the jacket, lol, just didn't want too know I guess.
A story
I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Santa Barbara CA (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the chick for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amegios salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residensial area in SB, and has been living here a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 miniutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blury image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
-- Undaine
I turn around. Steve Martin.
He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the chick for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amegios salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".
We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residensial area in SB, and has been living here a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 miniutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blury image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.
-- Undaine
Monday, March 28, 2005
New Words
im writing this kinda late so i'll just do yesterdays n todays on the same thing...
March 27th's Word: Pokey
Pronounciation: Poe-kee
Definition: A woman's vagina
Example: You look stressed Beans; I think you need some pokey.
March 28th's Word: Batty
Pronounciation: Bat-tee
Definition: An ass
Example: Move your batty crease out of my way.
March 27th's Word: Pokey
Pronounciation: Poe-kee
Definition: A woman's vagina
Example: You look stressed Beans; I think you need some pokey.
March 28th's Word: Batty
Pronounciation: Bat-tee
Definition: An ass
Example: Move your batty crease out of my way.
Sunday, March 27, 2005
my only onnnnneeeeeeeeee, my onlyyy onnneeeeeeeeeee, my only onnnneeeeeeee
tim whoretins is really starting to piss me off. ahhhh, wtf?! they used to be SO GOOD. now it's all about rush rush rush, forgeting to mark coffees, rushing caps on so u get the f'ing coffee spilling on your hands as you try to put ON the cap, and then you have those retarded morons who don't know how to PUSH BUTTONS!!! those bastards ahhhhh i miss the good ol days. when the old ladies used to run timmies, they knew where the shit was. shit, im thinking of going to Coffee Time lately, COFFEE TIME!!!! OF ALL COFFEE STORES!! COFFEE TIME!!! YOU KNOW!! THE ONES THAT ARE THE SAME F'ING COLOR AS CIBC, OHHHH MANNN I DON'T EVEN WANT TO START WITH THOSE CIBC FUCKERS! Thats how dissapointed i am with timmies right now. im going to be buying my coffee at local places for a while now, well cept tmr morning, and mr.beans. mr.beans is retarded too, a bean?
Kent lives near lil India
Have you ever noticed the names of brown stores? They're all practically the same. All start with some initials, followed by the type of service. Here are a few examples:
A.D.R. Carpet CleaningI swear, I didn't make those up. My dad's got this giant Tamils' Business Directory, I just got them from there. Anyway, Kent one day was walking around his neighborhood. He never really paid much attention to store names, mostly cuz he can't read (AHAHAH FOB!!! (Oh KIDDNG FOBS ARE COOL)). SO Kent was still walking but he noticed something, a supermarket, thats always been there before, but he just noticed it today. The giant orange sign read "B.J. Supermarket". Oh man I hope the owner of that supermarket doesn't have any kids. I mean, what would the kid say if they asked him what his parents do?
V.S.P. Chair Rental
J.A.B. Auto Repair
Saturday, March 26, 2005
Word of the Day Calendars!
since beans learned his new coolie word from my cousin Lisa...it gave me a great idea i can cash in on. You know those word of the day calendar thats people have to try and make themselves smarter...you read the word of the day and the definition in the morning and try to use that word somewhere in your day.....well my idea works the same way....except it'll have coolie words.....
First Word of the Day:
First Word of the Day:
Word: Coolie
Pronounciation: Koo-lee
Definition: Pertaining to the West Indies; it is West Indian
Example: I, Drew am coolie; This new calendar has coolie words.
Pronounciation: Koo-lee
Definition: Pertaining to the West Indies; it is West Indian
Example: I, Drew am coolie; This new calendar has coolie words.
Tomorrow is your word beans!
I CAN'T SLEEP
ARGH!!!!! I DON'T HAVE PHOTOSHOP ON THIS SHITTY BACKUP COMPUTER.
OH NOES!!! EDITED IN MS PAINT!!!
OH NOES!!! EDITED IN MS PAINT!!!
Thursday, March 24, 2005
realization
i was just laying on my bed thinking; thinking about random stuff. suddenly i realized something. i really really like benchs, they're freaking awsome. should have realzied that yesterday.
OMG
i find it highly amusing dat u guyz hav they most ridiculous things to talk bout...just wanted to say dat. and the fact tht i havent blogged here bout anythin in da longest time eva. buh imagine life widout bloggin? wow, thn it looks like beans and chris lee would hav no lyfe...HAHAHAHA
well its to early in da mornin to be dat cruel so ill leave at dat
Muahahaha
well its to early in da mornin to be dat cruel so ill leave at dat
Muahahaha
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
my interview with your fist
today was a great FUN day! no butts or ifs about it.
cept the weather was gay, but that was okay.
i never knew how observent people really are, :P
and for those who have no idea
what the hell this post is about,
just read chris' (below) for today. >=D
Web logs
Otherwise known as blogs, are simple little journals that can serve multiple uses. Some post feelings, some post pictures and art, and some people post plain shit. It is here where all the scum and attention whores gather to post shit that scream, "Look at me." They post that is happening in their lives, and feel that they should heavily exaggerate the aspects they feel that would bring them the most attention. Patterns arise in their every posts, they seem to highlight the same topic every time, to burn it into our skulls, that they do this and it makes them special.
Some send out distress signals of depression, letting everyone know how messed up they are, wanting someone to care. I have news for you. Everyone is fucked up right now. Look around you. Everyone goes through the same stuff. They don't bitch about it do they? They accept it and move on, and learn from it. But no. The Internet has to know about all your little fucking problems. I speak for everyone when I say it pisses us off and stop it. But the people I am targeting don't even read this blog. They are too busy shitting up livejournal, xanga and other blogger sites. Posts on this blogare rarely are screaming out for attention. They are just posts that entertain. What happened during our day that others could find entertaining, photos or images we found humerous, or special announcements that everyone can appreciate. Not sugar coated shitbuns of extreme depression and repetitive attention whoring that leave the rest of the audience's brains retching and shriveling. Well actually, I find it entertaining sometimes. For example, some of them are so pathetic, I just have to laugh. And doesn't it make all the rest of us feel better inside to see that there are all these other people that are going through worse times. Sometimes we can learn from them. But who wants to learn from an attention whore? Not I. I wouldn't reccommend it. Please stop.
Here. Let me help you.
Kid's Help Phone
1800 668-6868
or
Specialty Blades
http://www.specialtyblades.com/
Get the fuck off the internet, assess your problems, and get some help. Don't listen to a voice that comes from your computer. Act Now. Act Safe.
This rant Brought to you by the OMG -__-;; council of concerned council members.
Some send out distress signals of depression, letting everyone know how messed up they are, wanting someone to care. I have news for you. Everyone is fucked up right now. Look around you. Everyone goes through the same stuff. They don't bitch about it do they? They accept it and move on, and learn from it. But no. The Internet has to know about all your little fucking problems. I speak for everyone when I say it pisses us off and stop it. But the people I am targeting don't even read this blog. They are too busy shitting up livejournal, xanga and other blogger sites. Posts on this blogare rarely are screaming out for attention. They are just posts that entertain. What happened during our day that others could find entertaining, photos or images we found humerous, or special announcements that everyone can appreciate. Not sugar coated shitbuns of extreme depression and repetitive attention whoring that leave the rest of the audience's brains retching and shriveling. Well actually, I find it entertaining sometimes. For example, some of them are so pathetic, I just have to laugh. And doesn't it make all the rest of us feel better inside to see that there are all these other people that are going through worse times. Sometimes we can learn from them. But who wants to learn from an attention whore? Not I. I wouldn't reccommend it. Please stop.
Here. Let me help you.
Kid's Help Phone
1800 668-6868
or
Specialty Blades
http://www.specialtyblades.com/
Get the fuck off the internet, assess your problems, and get some help. Don't listen to a voice that comes from your computer. Act Now. Act Safe.
This rant Brought to you by the OMG -__-;; council of concerned council members.
Monday, March 21, 2005
roxbury night
update 652pm
okay we got a lil crazy. that picture of kent, he used oranges. ronny, jas, and kent came over to watch Night at the Roxbury & Good Burger. OMG that was funny. I swear to god Chris Kattan in the Roxbury movie is just like Jason, lmfao. Good Burger was so old and retarded, but that made it more funny. That kid was like, "whats wrong? you a chicken? chiiiiiiickeennnnn, mooo mooo, chicken *flaps hands*, mooo mooo". lmfao, "moo moo". next morning, jason thought he so funny and took the bedsheet and wrapped it around his waist like it was a surung, it's a thing brown guys wear (my dad), and said "he look prasanth! im your dad!, hahahahaha, im gonna steal some food now!" and ran down the stairs, my mom sees him run by and has that "wtf" look on her face, next thing he hear is jason tripping on the stairs and falling down the stairs, THAT WAS FUNNY!! EVEN MY MOM WAS LAUGHING AT HIM.
okay we got a lil crazy. that picture of kent, he used oranges. ronny, jas, and kent came over to watch Night at the Roxbury & Good Burger. OMG that was funny. I swear to god Chris Kattan in the Roxbury movie is just like Jason, lmfao. Good Burger was so old and retarded, but that made it more funny. That kid was like, "whats wrong? you a chicken? chiiiiiiickeennnnn, mooo mooo, chicken *flaps hands*, mooo mooo". lmfao, "moo moo". next morning, jason thought he so funny and took the bedsheet and wrapped it around his waist like it was a surung, it's a thing brown guys wear (my dad), and said "he look prasanth! im your dad!, hahahahaha, im gonna steal some food now!" and ran down the stairs, my mom sees him run by and has that "wtf" look on her face, next thing he hear is jason tripping on the stairs and falling down the stairs, THAT WAS FUNNY!! EVEN MY MOM WAS LAUGHING AT HIM.
Saturday, March 19, 2005
Thursday, March 17, 2005
MOST RETARDED MORNING EVER!!!!!
i'll explain later, late for school!
update! mar 19th
IM LAZY! im not going to explain anything!
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Another All nighter?
No. I am going to sleep in 10 minutes. I only managed to do half my essay, and 8 questions of geometry in 8 hours. I seriously think something is wrong with me and my short attention span.
I found this huge brick of photo paper in the closet. I am currently printing shit for fun to hang in my locker. You'll see today I guess.
Out
I found this huge brick of photo paper in the closet. I am currently printing shit for fun to hang in my locker. You'll see today I guess.
Out
Sunday, March 13, 2005
bored, DISHOOoooM STYLE!
when chris did it, i knew i just had to try too!! Sadly, im a brown fellow living in a bigger, stronger, short-tempered, stubborn, brown fellows' home, if i were to drink any alcohol here, i'd get a "hurt reaaalll baddd". i have my own ways though,///// balls! whreses the enter key%!!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! i got drunk from OJ! =D !!
update
don't click on any link ronny sends you after oj.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! i got drunk from OJ! =D !!
update
don't click on any link ronny sends you after oj.
Saturday, March 12, 2005
snow snow snow, don't go away, "like totally" stay!
i love giant snow flakes, the ones that are fat and fluffy, the over-weight snowflakes, the ones that are easy to catch with you tounge, the ones that gather up on your head, the ones that you can kick around.
yeah your right, it IS sorta "animeishhh"
i actually like the coffee
i liked lobby today, you know why, hahahahaha yes
great night, perfect night, tonight. OH I RHYMES!!
i like hotdogs, they bring people close together
i like canada dry, though it form a river between us
i LOVE WALKING
i love how.. we just didn't care, ketchup face. i love that the most.
i love holding
i kinda love how everything was opposite today???
Don's milk!!!! come on, that was a good one.
i love corny "jack", that was just awsome. never forget it.
ohoh and i love how streetcar comes late, thankgod, thankgod, thankgod.
i love today
"totally" hahahahahahhaha ^^
go ahead, Make fun of this one! (don't!)
i loaded a new song, first one, sweet, just like you. COrny?! psssh "JACK"
wait whoa, i was about to sleep and that song played in my head, u know the one from Sears! Couldn't go to bed without getting it. nite nite
yeah your right, it IS sorta "animeishhh"
i actually like the coffee
i liked lobby today, you know why, hahahahaha yes
great night, perfect night, tonight. OH I RHYMES!!
i like hotdogs, they bring people close together
i like canada dry, though it form a river between us
i LOVE WALKING
i love how.. we just didn't care, ketchup face. i love that the most.
i love holding
i kinda love how everything was opposite today???
Don's milk!!!! come on, that was a good one.
i love corny "jack", that was just awsome. never forget it.
ohoh and i love how streetcar comes late, thankgod, thankgod, thankgod.
i love today
"totally" hahahahahahhaha ^^
go ahead, Make fun of this one! (don't!)
wait whoa, i was about to sleep and that song played in my head, u know the one from Sears! Couldn't go to bed without getting it. nite nite
Sorry--
Sorry everyone if I accidently pissed you off in the past. I don't know what the hell I'm thinking.
quotes from CALCULUS
Here are a few quotes from yesterday's calculus class, by none other then, Mrs.Katherada! The next best thing to Sherrif.
"Now what I'm going to do is right down... crazy meaningless things on the board and you will have to use implicit differentiation."And my personal favourite,
"I'm just going to give you a whole lot of senseless stuff."
"Crazy practice!"
"You shouldn't be on the DVP when I'm on the 401"Also here is my new favourite link! click I can't believe she said shit-face. -___-;;
Thursday, March 10, 2005
experimenting
yepp im playing around a bit in the codes of this templete. not going to rework everything @@, geez i have a life here. just minor things, maybe seasonal changes, special occasions, chris wanted MK midi in the bg, all coming soon.
Okay, i need to do some calculus now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Okay, i need to do some calculus now. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
bonsai!
Yesterday I went to Home Depot. You know, the one on Kingston & Eglington? My dad and his friends were looking for tables, I went to go check out the plants. This is where I bought my money tree. Holy shit after looking at the money trees there, mine is puny. So i decided I would take care of mine better and grow it all snake like, like the ones there! I also saw some bonsai plants. Those things are freaking cool, like miniature trees. I'm thinking of getting one; hard work taking care for those, but it'll be fun! Yeah i'm a pretty boring person. I donno if I should get it from Home Depot though, I mean come on, buying a bonsai plant from Home Depot... just doesn't feel right. Thats like going to Roti Palace and buying a hamburger. Anyway, Did you know there is "FOOD" for plants?! Thats just retarded, all plants need is water, soil, sun, and some care. Everything can get high these days... -___-;
Here are a few shots I took of my puny tree today.
Here are a few shots I took of my puny tree today.
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
i'll show Dr.Vampofjapcvjawofjascvmad one day!
I've been with this doctor for as long as I can remember having a family doctor. I sware this guy is an asshole. He's so god damn condasending; I feel like getting my own fucking doctors degree and throw it in his face.
Today I went to see the jerkface cuz I have this god damn skin condition. Ever since I got this problem I asked him to make me a dermatoligist appointment or atleast fucking explain the damn thing to me. He just doodles down something upside down on paper and tells me to take it to the pharmacy. My parents just tell me to respect him cuz he's older, smarter and has a longer name then me. DAMN BROWN PARENTS!! Can't blame my parents though... his name IS pretty damn long. Today was different. The waiting room was empty and I got called up as soon as I god ID'ed. The usual, I reminded him who I was. He commented on my hair, then I showed him my empty container. He started doodling again, I asked him if I can have an appiontment again. He replyed "get this". I asked what is it for? Finally he said the name of the condition, AND ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT IT WAS? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW?! Who the fuck is the doctor in the house?! YOU!!! I said "no", what else could I say. I asked him to explain it too me. He just named it like 6 times and finally wrote it down, upside down, and gave it too me. Then he asked me if I knew it again. This guy thinks he's so smart..errr. My dad told me if I can't stand him so much he'll get me another family doctor. I'm not running away, I'll get this bastard back one day.
Anyways here's what he wrote down, took me about 10 mins to decode this. *Notice the upside-down Robax man". Comment if you figure out what it is written.
Today I went to see the jerkface cuz I have this god damn skin condition. Ever since I got this problem I asked him to make me a dermatoligist appointment or atleast fucking explain the damn thing to me. He just doodles down something upside down on paper and tells me to take it to the pharmacy. My parents just tell me to respect him cuz he's older, smarter and has a longer name then me. DAMN BROWN PARENTS!! Can't blame my parents though... his name IS pretty damn long. Today was different. The waiting room was empty and I got called up as soon as I god ID'ed. The usual, I reminded him who I was. He commented on my hair, then I showed him my empty container. He started doodling again, I asked him if I can have an appiontment again. He replyed "get this". I asked what is it for? Finally he said the name of the condition, AND ASKED ME IF I KNEW WHAT IT WAS? HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO KNOW?! Who the fuck is the doctor in the house?! YOU!!! I said "no", what else could I say. I asked him to explain it too me. He just named it like 6 times and finally wrote it down, upside down, and gave it too me. Then he asked me if I knew it again. This guy thinks he's so smart..errr. My dad told me if I can't stand him so much he'll get me another family doctor. I'm not running away, I'll get this bastard back one day.
Anyways here's what he wrote down, took me about 10 mins to decode this. *Notice the upside-down Robax man". Comment if you figure out what it is written.
Monday, March 07, 2005
Sunday, March 06, 2005
Revelation.
While I was cleaning my room, moving the desk, bed, dresser, shelves, chairs and doors around (I get bored of my room setup after 2 months so I always change it [you should see it now its pretty sweet]), I knocked my head on this large piece of wood that used to be a part of my shelf. It hit me pretty hard in the dead center of my skull, I was pretty disoriented. This was all around 3/4 am? Why the hell do I always get hit on the head? Ever since I was little. Anyways, I remembered stuff from like grade 2, Aesop's Fables, and their morals that they were supposed to teach us. One particular fable I remember, I found it online, and would like to share it with you.
The Lion and the Hare
A LION came across a Hare, who was fast asleep. He was just in the act of seizing her, when a fine young Hart trotted by, and he left the Hare to follow him. The Hare, scared by the noise, awoke and scudded away. The Lion was unable after a long chase to catch the Hart, and returned to feed upon the Hare. On finding that the Hare also had run off, he said, "I am rightly served, for having let go of the food that I had in my hand for the chance of obtaining more."
Now, although the meaning of this was clear to us all, I still think It could have been portrayed better. Lets see what happens when we replace the subjects with something a little more interesting. I will prove to you that this doesn’t take much effort to create a fable.
The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl
A GUNDAM came across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep. He was just in the act of seizing her, when a fine young Bill O'Reilly trotted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to follow him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise, awoke and scudded away. The Gundam was unable after a long chase to catch Bill O'Reilly, and returned to feed upon the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl also had run off, he said, "I am rightly served, for having let go of the food that I had in my hand for the chance of obtaining more."
Now you see, That wasn't all that bad. But I think It could use some more zest. Lets change something else... oh... lets make this a little more consistent with the subjects.
The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl
A GUNDAM stormed across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep. He was just in the act of *CENSORED* her, when the son-of-a-bitch Bill O'Reilly farted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to assassinate him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise of the farting, awoke. A japanese van came by, the doors opened and she was abducted. The Gundam was unable after a long chase around the earth to catch Bill O'Reilly, and returned to *CENSORED* the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl had already been *CENSORED*, he said, "I am rightly served, for having let go of the *CENSORED* that I had in my hand for the chance of obtaining more."
Oh yeah. Much better. But I don't know. Its STILL missing something. Oh I know! That quote at the end doesnt fit! Lets fix that!
The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl
A GUNDAM stormed across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep. He was just in the act of *CENSORED* her, when the son-of-a-bitch Bill O'Reilly farted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to assassinate him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise of the farting, awoke. A japanese van came by, the doors opened and she was abducted. The Gundam was unable after a long chase around the earth to catch Bill O'Reilly, and returned to *CENSORED* the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl had already been *CENSORED*, he said, "ERRRRRRRRRBEEEERRRWWWWWW WAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG (insert other gundam noises here)"
Beautiful! Now lets just clean it up a bit.
The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl
A GUNDAM flew across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep under a planet. He was just about to *CENSORED* her, when the son-of-a-bitch Bill O'Reilly farted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to assassinate him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise of the GUNDAM, awoke. A Japanese van came by, the doors opened, and she was abducted. The Gundam was unable after a long chase around the earth to catch Bill O'Reilly because he had a dildo up his ass, and returned to *CENSORED* the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl had already been *CENSORED*, he said, "ERRRRRRRRR BEEEERRRWWWWWW WAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG (insert other gundam noises here)"
Nice!!! Now, for the most important part. The moral of the story.
The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl
A GUNDAM flew across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep under a planet. He was just about to *CENSORED* her, when the son-of-a-bitch Bill O'Reilly farted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to assassinate him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise of the GUNDAM, awoke. A Japanese van came by, the doors opened, and she was abducted. The Gundam was unable after a long chase around the earth to catch Bill O'Reilly because he had a dildo up his ass, and returned to *CENSORED* the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl had already been *CENSORED*, he said, "ERRRRRRRRR BEEEERRRWWWWWW WAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG (insert other gundam noises here)"
Moral of the story: If you a Japanese Schoolgirl living in
And there you have it, folks! Pure art. Now I can submit it to the website where I stole the original one. They will never know the difference. And yes, I did make it sound childish on purpose as these things are meant for kids! And this, my friends, is how I spend my spare time when I have a chemistry project to do.
And I'm off. Damn colorimeter lab.
Saturday, March 05, 2005
Cake.
What a piss poor design job of a cake I must say. My parents brought home this cake with fruit on top of it, custard or something in the center. Different types of fruit were arranged in 3 lines from the center to the edge of the cake. Kiwi, oranges, and strawberries. However because of the shitty designs when it was cut, one person would get every single fruit of its kind. One slice would have all the oranges, another all the kiwi, etc. What a stupid idea.
wake up
today after work, me, mai, and fahim got on the streetcar to go home, it's change from my usual subway ride. i actually kinda like it more, the subway feels so lonely. i guess it's because of the dark nothingness of the tunnels, sometimes i wonder why they have so many windows in subways.
we sat in the front, which was another change. usally sit in the back. in the front you can really see where your going, not to mention hear the bus driver talk. luckily this one had a sense of humor. i asked mai where this streetcar is going, before she could answer, a voice from behind us answered, which was weird but funny at the same time. i never did turn to see how the voice looked. anyway, soon fahim got off at river, couple of stops later mai was off too. after she got off, the driver made a funny comment to me, which woke me up.
the driver started talking to me, at first about school. then we got more serious, started talking about the big one, life. thats what a chilly night in a streetcar, on top of a hill, overlooking the cityline, does to you, you start talking about life. the city did look amazing, i've seen it millions of times from that exact location, but tonight it was so different. almost felt like the window of the street car was a television screen, with a video of a cityline panning by.
he got married when he was 18, he said. last april i think was his 25th anniversary. so i guess that makes him what? 43 years old? give or take a few years i suppose. he's been with the ttc for 22 years. "life goes by fast eh?", he asked me. i said yeah. he told me sometimes it's hard to think of when you were little, i agreed. then he told me when he was my age he thought life was endless, that he was carefree, then something about his 25 years of marrige being like a total different story. i didn't quite understand if he was talking about his marrige postively or negatively. i think what he was trying to say was, life goes by fast, you have to make the best of it, not ease back and expect the best to find you. the guy behind me added in some stuff too, but it was about his friend he knew who has also been married for 25 years and how thats a rare thing these days. the driver agreed on it being a rere, but also sneakingly nudged that maybe thats a good thing and giggled and mention he had been "kicked around a few times". im guess he cheated, hehehehe.
i got off at broadview, and went down to the subway. thought about what the driver said on my way home while listening to amsterdam. on the bus home from lawrence station i was dozing in and out of sleep. someone leaving bumped my shoe and said sorry, i was too sleepy to reply i just looked up, and there it was. that damn sign again! the advertisement for the ttc, with the slogan "How far will you go?!", that completly woke me up. learn'd alot tonight, alot. happy i did, hope it's not too late.
damn, did i mention i did not have a coffee all day. i usally have a coffee during close, but noooo, mai removed the cream. way to go, no cream, no coffee for pv.
we sat in the front, which was another change. usally sit in the back. in the front you can really see where your going, not to mention hear the bus driver talk. luckily this one had a sense of humor. i asked mai where this streetcar is going, before she could answer, a voice from behind us answered, which was weird but funny at the same time. i never did turn to see how the voice looked. anyway, soon fahim got off at river, couple of stops later mai was off too. after she got off, the driver made a funny comment to me, which woke me up.
the driver started talking to me, at first about school. then we got more serious, started talking about the big one, life. thats what a chilly night in a streetcar, on top of a hill, overlooking the cityline, does to you, you start talking about life. the city did look amazing, i've seen it millions of times from that exact location, but tonight it was so different. almost felt like the window of the street car was a television screen, with a video of a cityline panning by.
he got married when he was 18, he said. last april i think was his 25th anniversary. so i guess that makes him what? 43 years old? give or take a few years i suppose. he's been with the ttc for 22 years. "life goes by fast eh?", he asked me. i said yeah. he told me sometimes it's hard to think of when you were little, i agreed. then he told me when he was my age he thought life was endless, that he was carefree, then something about his 25 years of marrige being like a total different story. i didn't quite understand if he was talking about his marrige postively or negatively. i think what he was trying to say was, life goes by fast, you have to make the best of it, not ease back and expect the best to find you. the guy behind me added in some stuff too, but it was about his friend he knew who has also been married for 25 years and how thats a rare thing these days. the driver agreed on it being a rere, but also sneakingly nudged that maybe thats a good thing and giggled and mention he had been "kicked around a few times". im guess he cheated, hehehehe.
i got off at broadview, and went down to the subway. thought about what the driver said on my way home while listening to amsterdam. on the bus home from lawrence station i was dozing in and out of sleep. someone leaving bumped my shoe and said sorry, i was too sleepy to reply i just looked up, and there it was. that damn sign again! the advertisement for the ttc, with the slogan "How far will you go?!", that completly woke me up. learn'd alot tonight, alot. happy i did, hope it's not too late.
damn, did i mention i did not have a coffee all day. i usally have a coffee during close, but noooo, mai removed the cream. way to go, no cream, no coffee for pv.
Friday, March 04, 2005
omfg im tired and have an isu to do right now
finally!!!! im done!!! the radio is finally up. I was working on it all night trying to get it to work without killing chris's bandwidth, btw, thanks chris. yay ES so now time to time i'll update my playlist with what im listening too, and you people can hear it too. music gives a certain mood for the posts, makes them much more meaningful. phew good thing chris is online too, or else i would have been alone on msn. he's playing GT4, upgrading is 86 for a battle with mark's suba. enjoy you bastards.
p.s
make fun of my music, i'll kill you
p.s
make fun of my music, i'll kill you
Found one.
Found an Anti-Semitist. He purposely backs into jew's cars for kicks. Tsk Tsk.
http://cbicos.blogspot.com/2005/03/it-was-just-scratch.html
What a horrible person! What would Mr.Jew Israel (the teacher who had his car hit) do anyways if he found this? Do your taxes? Unno. I gotta lay off the Jew jokes for a while. I don't really have anything against them, I just watched too much southpark. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get something out of the oven. And I left my car running in the garage, its becoming a gas chamber. Wha? There are weeds growing in my favorite plant too. I better spray some genocide on it. I mean herbicide.
I'll stop now.
http://cbicos.blogspot.com/2005/03/it-was-just-scratch.html
What a horrible person! What would Mr.
I'll stop now.
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
march fottoshop event!
Later we'll poll to determine which one is the funniest.
animated GIFs are allowed.
Prize? TBA
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