They say that if you sat an infinite amount of monkeys in front of an infinite amount of typewriters, together they would eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. I personally wasted an immense amount of $$$$ for the needed chimps and typewriters to test this statement, and it's bullshit. The best they've been able to come up with so far is "tango yam Shat-Fud qwerty", which last I checked was not written by Shakespeare. I'm pretty sure it was by Keates.
Its so easy to piss off my cousin. Such an example is as follows:
Step 1: We took a medium sized bucket and filled it full of cold water.
Step 2: Next, we found his room and opened the door so it hung just slightly ajar.
Step 3: We carefully placed the bucket of cold water on top of the door.
Step 4: We waited for him to come out of his room.
Steps 5-98: We threw rocks and medical waste at him until he died!
FUN!
Ignore that resignation post horse shit. That wasn't me. Last time I checked my password was my name. Some retard mustve guessed right. Sadly, its the same password for all my accounts.
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