death by cindy

buttocks

Look at our sExY buttocks?
I think im going mad through the syummer. Today me Bill and Cindy went to Pacific then Staples, bought BINDERS!!! *_* Yeah, anyway computer still f'ed up. K, gotta go.

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Olympics

From what I have seen so far (which is not very much,) Canada Sucks. Christ. If we took all our medals, and melted them down, we wouldnt be able to fill a beer mug. The U.S. already has like a thousand beer mugs more than us.

Canadian athletes need more training i guess, and what better way to force them into shape than a runaway confederate monster truck chasing them down? Hell, it could even make an awesome event!

The training seems to be successful. We have the fastest 400m dash athlete, with a world record, AND it inspires new jobs! SOMEONE has to clean up the bloody mess from the failures. Alongside these benefits, the additional publicity from possible deaths will bring upon new advertising opportunities! Just imagine! More fucking Mc Donald's ads EVERYWHERE. Just what we fucking need. And last but not least, this same training could be applied to weight loss diets. Burn calories? No! Simply chase them around a track, and they will literally shit the fat out of themselves for fear of their lives. Screw Atkins. Fear not, ms. chem teacher, there is a cure for your misery. The excess fat could be used to grease women for foxy boxing.

...im never drinking again...

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i have a life again

wow.. havn't had a day like today for such a long long time.. kind of missed it =)
for once this whole summer.. i woke up before eleven am.. isn't that crazy? haha..
went to stc today MORNING with James, and Chris Lee.. they were playing initial d when i got there.. with my tim hortons coffee =D maann.. if you need to wake up early, coffee really helps ya
funny.. one of the machine was missing the steering wheel~ hmm.. weird people these days.. want to steal arcade machine's steering wheels =p
they played a few games.. but then james got a phone call from clara kim, and rushed to the bus station
james was in such a hurry, he even took the GO BUS.. wonder why he was in such a hurry (*wink wink*)
so once james left.. i called chris bicos and told him its better for him to just stay home since me and chris was planning to leave soon any ways
plus, he said he can only come once his mom comes home.. who knows when that would be
me and chris hanged around stc for a while.. kind of boring tho...
lets see.. sony store, walmart, umm... randomly walking, washroom.. that was about it
haha, funny thing happened at the pepsi challenge tho~
i wanted to play it because i can always tell the difference.. and last time i woke a free popcorn and a pop ^^.. so why not play again right?
i got.. and it was godamn diet pepsi/coke, man i hate diet coke (never tasted diet pepsi)
and like always, I WIN~!! =D here was the conversation.. around like this (these aren't the exact words)
Lady: "you stay with pepsi, you always win"
Bill: "so what did i win"
Lady: "uhh.. we can't give out prizes... but u win a big smile!! =D"
Bill: =____='
haha.. and when chris did the test, he said "i dont like them both" =____='' gee, nice reply lolz
it was around then prasanth calls me and tells me that he was going downtown.. so i was like.. ok.. but he gotta shower so i needed to find a way to kill an hour or so
i decided to show chris the apartment i m gonna live in for like 3 months.. itz like around 30 mins walk from stc~
chris seemed so sick the whole time.. we made like millions of stops.. but we finally got ther ^^
kinda pointless, but at least i killed time =D
chris was really sick.. so we decided to go back to stc.. we WERE gonna take the bus, but the bus took forever so we walked
just when we walked a block.. the BUS comes.. errr... too late now~
walk walk walk.. chris went home and i took the rt to lawrence east.. where prasanth was waiting
keeps telling me to wait in the last section.. and when i got to lawrence east the guy doesn't even see me, so i went outside and yelled "fucker" at him =p
while in the subway.. like always, mr. pv took my mp3 player =p
maan.. i should take the subway more often.. apparently there was an art gallery going on since june at the art gallery of ontario!! >< it only goes on till september.. i so want to go ><
now we are at pape.. i sees this "musician" playing for money.. then the conversation of whether they are bums or musicians got bought up.. in conclusion, they are just talented bums with instruments ^^
waiting for the 72 or 74.. forgot.. freaking pv so impatient and walks right out the station, then we see the bus coming and walk right back in lolz, so pointless
good thing its one of thos ones where its very easy to walk in and out from the outside/side of the station.. don't know if you know what i am talking about =p
WOW, a new bus, horray ^^ i luv thoz new buses, especially when i m coming home from g2 school at like 10:30 at night =)
we got off at some really old school.. and walked to jason's neighbourhood
man that bridge was annoying.. while going down it, it had like 15 stores or consecutive "U" turns.. arrgghhh
finally reached the bottom!! after like 5 mins =p and the way we go
when we got jason, the three of us walked to eaton... which was extremely far!!!
haha, jason said he looked gay and felt gay.. and took pv's bag.. which was actually HIS bag.. and wore it so he won't look so gay =p
pv said something like "its ok for you to feel gay and look gay.. since you are gay".. so mean =p
aww man, shouldve bought a can of pepsi with me.. was so damn thirsty~!!
and aside from that.. SHOULDVE BOUGHT MY CAMERA.. if only i knew i was coming downtown =/
freaking pv told me he was going to Kung Fu last night.. ah well
we saw quite alot of weird/funny stuff on the way to eaton
so big ad with some ladies' face splashed with paints, then a dead squirrel that smelt like my ass after i took a dumb and wiped it with 15 years old garbage... yaa, it was nasty.. and it was right beside us too =S
then there was this ad of this camera store saying something like "not just Tom, Dick or Henry".. and Henry's camera store was right across that sign, so bad =p
man.. by the time we saw that ad i was dying of thirst.. so thirsty!!
o good!! eaton centre.. can now buy a pop... wait a minute!! pv works at mcdonalds, lets just get him to get me a free coke!!
when we went into eaton, ronny and janni was ther (i wonder why *wink wink*)
ronny was shopping for jeans at old navy, and janni was wit him.. hahaa
so.. janni(who also works at mcdonalds) and pv went to get their paycheck at mcdonalds.. but that fucker didn't get me a coke >=(
ahhh well!! his treating me and jason bubble tea ^^
pv and janni was gonna deposit their check.. but the bank was closed, so he just took out 20 bucks and didn't deposit that check..
we were basically sitting infront of the bank for at least 40 minutes talking, was pretty funny at times tho.. actually, it was funny the whole time =D
janni got her freshly squeeze.. then we walked around eaton centre and random store~
maan.. saw thiz hat i really wanted.. but 18 bucks!! err.. me and pv looked so gay, two guys standing infront of a mirror trying on hats =p
scarborough blows.. eaton centre is so much better!!!
and after walking around eaton.. the batch of morons.. and tat ^^ went to teashop 168 down yonge, where jason and pv won't shuddup about some gurl that works ther and they saw her last time they were ther.. too bad it wasn't her shift
you know what? ice crushed drinks at teashop 168 was actually fruit drinks, not the gay ass powdered drinks you get from pmall!! also, u can get it large the same price as the pearls.. fuck the pearls then =p
haha, so much immature but funny conversations got bought up when we were in teashop!! but janni seemed bored.. hmmmm
tsk tsk.. ronny didn't keep her entertained enuff!! (haha, pv got me started about that janni pv thing now too =p)
we left teashop 168 about 7:15.. right then that gurl pv and jason was stalking comes to work. Jason was complaining how they didn't go later, or leave later =p (such a stalker, haha)
ronny went home, and we went to the lil pathway behind eaton centre... so nice there
last time i was here with friends.. was last year summer with trish, steph.. chris lee and eugen~
that got me to think about how last time we were here.. a bum was talking to us, then that reminded me of how i was talking to a bum for like an hour at broadview station oneday when waiting for pv to show up for like 2 hrs~
the guy thought the book i was reading for my book report was a bible, lolz.. weird bums
man, that maze iz so dumb, AND PV PUSHED ME AND MESSED ME UP~!! so i started chasing him =p
haha.. it was all fun.. damn jason just walk right thru and came to the middle, wut a party pooper haha~ ^^
ahh, it was fun never-the-less ^^
after the maze, pv has to pee.. and coinsidently janni had to go as well~ hmmMMM O_o something fishy ther, haha
so we went into indigo, when they were in the washroom, me and jason was like reading german / spanish / french dictionary~ haha, we looked like morons!!! LMFAO~!!
it was sooooo funny, especially reading the german dicitonary =p
maan.. janni iz out and pv iz still in ther, wut iz he doing? jerking off? lolz..
geesh, now "I" have to go.. =p suckers' turn to wait for MOI!!
after like an hour searching, i found a book on discount that i wanted ^^
itz called "DEAD AIR".. about politicians and crap after the twin tower attack..
and pv was still looking for a book!! so i decided to pay now so they don't have to wait for me after..
STUPID INDIGO lineups are so gay.. the lineups are like 5 meters away from the cashiers.. so i didn't know.. and went right up..
the cashier gurl was like "there are actually a couple waiting here first"
damn.. that made me feel so bad.. and rude like thoz hip hops people walking around these days
when i finished buying my CRAZY book, PRASANTH IZ STILL THERE LOOKING FOR A BOOK!!!
Jason and Janni was looking at Mangas.. we all know who wouldve fitted in that section =p
FINALLY AFTER NEARLY 2 HOURS (from 7:30pm - 9pm) he got a book.. just like me, he got confused by the line up as well
he was waiting like 5 meters away (cux i told him to =p)
but like almost none of the counters were open.. suddenly one opens, but since we were so damn far away we can barely notice that
she was so damn rude, she couldve said "may i help the next customer?".. but NOOOOO, she had to say "uhh, i am WAITING here"
when jason found out about this after we left, he wanted to go back and call her a bitch =p but that would be random and.. weird u no? lolz
OH YA~!! when pv was lineing up, me and jason was reading " --- for dummies" such as dates, sex, and PREGNACY =p
also there was a book called "How to Know God" or something like that.. then there was this really weird picture of the writer, but we joked about it and said he was god =p
oh man.. never thought u can have fun in indigo~ also they had magazines such as "Hobo, Bitch, and Dirty..something"
wow.. by the time we came out of indigo, the place was like dead empty~ but mcdonalds still open ^^
janni got FOUR CHEESEBURGERS~!! when she was buying it people probably thought it was all for herself, HAHAHA (since mcdonalds workers can only get discount if they buy food for themselve)
but she was actually getting two for jason =p
pv iz nice too, he got 20 mcnuggets (man i struggle when i pronounce that).. and gave me 10 =D
stupid jason never thought there were seats beside the counter, thought it was just thoz few seats infront of the counter, hahaha
he stole one of my mcnuggets and 2 of pv's lolz
look, itz jennifer~ pv talked about her b4.. but thiz iz the first time i met her~ she just got off work
she was like throwing fries at us.. but the more the marrier ^^ FREE FRIES =D
she ended up just giving us the whole bag of fries tho =p
she was messing around with pv.. and made him spilled root beer, almost spilled it on my crotch too.. that jerk ass =p
maan... the worker there were FURIOUS at pv =p but they no each other, thatz why =p
i wanted pv to get me a drink.. but just like b4 he refuses to ><
jennifers nice tho ^^ she got my sprite!! (and then pv drank from that >=( )
we left mcdonalds... and was waiting outside for another mcdonalds worker.. lee i think? or iunno.. she came out, and pv walked her to the subway station, when jennifer and janni was in the elevator having gurl talk..
me and jason was just like bugging them everytime they come to our story =p
suddenly they pulls us into the elevator too~ apparently they were talking about some dood that jennifer likes who i have no clue who he is at all =p
when we were talking, thiz black lady comes in and jason was acting like he was gay and all, we like freaked her out =p (man, never knew jason was gay =p)
but when some chinese ladies come in, we shut up cux we dun wanna scare them ^^, so racist, hahaha
finally pv comes back, and we walked to the subway~
oh look.. one of thoz machines that takes passport photos.. =_____=''
HAHA~ bill iz the ladies man now ;) jks jks =p
janni and jennifer got me in ther and took some pix, they were all bad (jennifer's face wasn't in half of them)
ahh... finally in the subway.. itz the sign of the end.. or IS IT?!~ hmmm
i was making these hearts with paper.. (no duh rite? lolz) jason took the nice one, so janni got the one wit a hole in it, haha.. too bad
so i made her 2 more.. w/o holes ;)
and pv took my mp3 again, why aren't i surprised =p
for some strange reason jason missed his stop, and got off at the same station as janni and jennifer.. now itz left to me and pv~.. godamnit, just right then i needed to go #2 so bad.. facking mcdonalds~
but when i got to kennedy station, i could hold it... so i hold it since i dun trust the washroom ther.. might get aids =p
once we got to lawrence east.. just in time, the bus was right there..
we ran for our lives~ and we got on ^^ but it was jampacked~!!!
we were standing most of the time.. none of the windows are opened tho ><
ther was this seat that was right next to the window, but itz a double seat and one guy iz siting on the outside seat, we were waiting for that seat.. but after a while we gave up and just sat somewhere else
good thing too, since the guy got off one stop before pv, wouldve sucked if we waited that long =p
oh ya.. ther was a guy that i remembered from before.. the guy with the guitar and a cigerrate on his ear~
ahh.. all alone now.. finally back home
left at 11, gets back at 11:30.. ve been out for over 12 hours.. crazy~
perfect song to walk home with.. goodbye to you acoustic version by michelle branch =)
i dind't felt like walking home yet tho, so i went to the my fav spot at the go station (the spot in the picture) and looked at stars =) (as you can tell.. in the picture thos stars are edited in since i dind't take this picture tonite =p)
yuup.. then i got home and ate.. and started blogging at 1:38am.. ended at 2:34am.. thiz blog took me 1 whole hour

wow.. anywayz, thanks for reading my blog ^^
my fun fun lyfe is slowly coming back to me =D

fairview.. or pmall.. hmm

wut a time while driving today
my dad was pissed off at something at took it out on me while i was driving
usually i just pretend i didn't hear.. but today i wasn't in a v. good mood either (not enuff sleep)and i talked back.. then all hell breaks loseah well.. wutchagonna do eh?
and after that i went to my guitar lesson...
just my luck.. the STRING broke, and itz not even my faultmy teacher broke it while tuning for me =p
so yaa.. we had to share his.. haha.. was so ghetto
after the lesson... i was SUPPOSE to go watch a movie wit maggie, sherry and joanna.. but stupid me forgot about the guitar lessons..
so i changed the time from 2 to 6..but joanna had something planned at 6 =___='
ah well, therz always next week ;)
so ya.. when i was going to the car, i checked my cellphone.. and i missed a call
turns out it was erica.. and everyone was at market village
so i went~ but.. i had to go back to find my parents and get money afterwards =p
justin, michelle, erica and cindy was ther.. michelle had a dentist appointment.. justin wanted to check on the laptop prices.. erica wanted a webcam.. cindy.. was just ther for no reason
yup.. o ya, and if u have really bad memories (like me), i was ther cux of guitar lessons =D
cindy freaking bought a lil pack of candy for like 4 bucks, its so damn small tho
thoz damn japs and their craz expensive stuff >_<
lolz.. when we went to the store where cindy got her webcam.. i asked the lady how much it wasshe had thiz evil look at me and said "WEBCAM".. i mean.. who replies WEBCAM to HOW MUC IS IT.. haha
well, my english ain't ne better, so i shouldnt be talking
wow.. u no wut? michelle was talking to me.. and she told me she hated me since grade 4 <=o
but wut could i do back then.. i didn't even no english back then =p, i was prob much worst then that lady from that store.. haha
then she started saying i m cute... and keep feeling me and saying i m soft, then she started saying i have muscel =S
woooh... crazy shit rite ther =p
but u no wut cool tho? michelle was bargining for erica with that store for the webcam right? ... and she ended up getting a mic with the webcam only $55
(originally itz $50 for the webcam and $20 for the mic)
crazy.. wish i no how to margin.. sigh, ah well.. afterwards meeju came...
by that time i m about to faint cux of lack of sleep.. i was like... =______='
u no wut? thiz iz like the first time i ever talked to meeju... hmmm interesting..
we went to one of the food court on second floor (the good looking one, not the crappy one)
thiz food court iz kinda unique.. it has waiters and stuff serving you..its more like a resturant with 4 cooks then a food court...
(oh ya... around 7 we went to pick up andy from the G2 School.. turns out he went to the same one as me.. if he wouldve jsut taken the english class instead of the korean class we wouldve been in the same class =____='... and justin has some crazy road rage.. i swear)
haha, justin and andy was the most hungry ones.. and i was the one that kept saying i ain't hungry yetturns out my food came first =D..
maybe the guy nos how slow i eat or sumthin =p
wut sux was that i had to pay for cindy because she wasted all her money already on food..
meat balls and some seafood stuff~
(thiz was when erica and michelle was looking at clothes.. so cindy jsut kept getting food =p)
after we were done eating.. a few people go bubble tea.. and we all went down stairs to watch the olympics on the high-definition tv they had there ^^
around 9 we left... thatz when justin dropped off michelle
and then.. went to james' house, which also had wujoo and roy ther...
and ya.. they all went to erica's house and i went home

thatz my day for ya... sry for the fobbiness... summer always make my english worst ><
and after today.. ive finally noticed ive turned into someone that ive hated the whole time..

Lesson of the day

summer summer

Sitting here at Bill's house. My computer's been dead for awhile. Opened up the power supply today, DUST!! anyway, yeah burnt. Gotta get one this week. Hummm. Oh yeah! I bought a cd this week. METRIC, Bill bought a Nemo plush toy, *cough* it was on "sale". .. WOw, when was the last time I bought a cd? I usually just download. >=) I got so much to type about, but I'm at Bill's ... and he's got this really huge interesting collection of pop can thingies. ... Work is fun, lot of nice / fun / scary / metrosexual / annoying / loud / sweet people. SO many stories about my subway trips.. SHIT I NEED MY COMPUTER. I can hear Bill laughing down-stairs... almost as annoying as him yelling. OK, shit IM boored. ooOOoOOOH pictures.

don't really.. have a title..

ya.. well yesterday it was ronny's bday~! happy bday ronny~ so me and pv went downtown.. and we called chris lee as well~! lolz.. when we were waiting at the kennedy station, we saw thiz bus driver crash his bus onto the curb and run out, the bus iz parked so damn bad~ probablly had to rush to the washroom or sumthin =p.. so ya.. chris finally came (so freaking tall) and we took the subway downtown. We went to ronny's aparentment where prasanth won't shut up about kent.. maybe they are in love, who noz~ lolz.. and also ther ain't ne 13th floor.. weird but yaa.. went ther to meet everyone, then we took the street car to krn bbq~ thiz place iz so much fancier then the one in scarborough~!! the one in scarborough seems like a dump compared to here~!! freaking.. damn rich downtown ppl~! lolz.!! jason won't stop staring at the gurlz sitting near the door~ and.. the food were mostly over cooked =p. urz truly tat iz stupid enuff to drop his chopsticks down the grill =/. jason, ronny and bon went to watch the white castle movie, while pv, me and chris left. well we didn't really left yet, pv went to his muck gay to see whoz working today.. and i went to the disney store to buy something (dun ask why). so ya, after THAT we left.. also got a pic of me near a "POST NO BILLS" sign, lolz.. that was funny.. OH~!! when we were walking to eaton centre, SOME PUNK ASS MUTHA FUCKA DROVE RITE ONTO A PUDDLE AND SPLASHED US, fucking asshole =@.. so yaa... came home by around 9?? then just bummed around till 2 and slept.. i didn' take a shower and still havn't~ maybe thatz why my dad got so mad at me.. cux all i do iz wake up late and eat late and do nothing at home -___-' OH WELL.. might go biking soon.. gooo summer -____-'

2003 Flushes

Back in the humble beginnings of the company there was a man with a dream. His dream was to manufacture and market a product that not only outperformed popular toilet bowl cleanser 2000 Flushes, but also beat likely competitor 2001 and 2002 Flushes. The answer: 2003 Flushes. Unfortunately, he was never able to perfect the technique of cleansing the bowl more than 2000 times, so instead he added a secret ingredient: napalm. As the toilet neared 2000 flushes the napalm inside would ignite, incinerating the entire bathroom and everything inside. Thus nobody ever knew that 2003 Flushes in fact only cleaned with the first 2000 flushes. The product sold like hotcakes, and those 2000 Flushes bitches never recovered. That man with a dream became stupid wealthy, living out his days performing dark rituals and making his own ice cream.

Thank you, Something Awful.

Good news! Hahaha just kidding.

They say that if you sat an infinite amount of monkeys in front of an infinite amount of typewriters, together they would eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. I personally wasted an immense amount of $$$$ for the needed chimps and typewriters to test this statement, and it's bullshit. The best they've been able to come up with so far is "tango yam Shat-Fud qwerty", which last I checked was not written by Shakespeare. I'm pretty sure it was by Keates.

Its so easy to piss off my cousin. Such an example is as follows:
Step 1: We took a medium sized bucket and filled it full of cold water.

Step 2: Next, we found his room and opened the door so it hung just slightly ajar.

Step 3: We carefully placed the bucket of cold water on top of the door.

Step 4: We waited for him to come out of his room.

Steps 5-98: We threw rocks and medical waste at him until he died!

FUN!

Ignore that resignation post horse shit. That wasn't me. Last time I checked my password was my name. Some retard mustve guessed right. Sadly, its the same password for all my accounts.