roxanne im sorry

Boy these past two days have been full of bad karma. Yesterday driving back from school I ran over a GIANT pothole on Lawrence (near Mance, watch out!). Fucking construction!!! Since friggin september they've been ripping and repaving that friggin part of the road in circles!! I couldn't see the pothole since it was raining and I thought it was just puddle, it's a friggin crater. Anyway, I put on the spare, wasn't too much trouble, yesterday was the warmest day for Nov 29th in like 30 years or something?

So this morning my dad said I could take the jeep and he'll go get me a new wheel. How nice, I guess that's why the jeep's gas was practically empty, he probably expected me to fill it. Any how, I rushed to school, made it just before the anthem. Of course, on my way home I ran out of gas. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, it's like minus 5, and we all know how cold I get. I called my dad from a pay phone and the funniest thing happened this morning. He popped the spare on his way to work. .... Long story short he got another spare from his friend and brought me gas, which I spilled on my sleeves, but got home in time to piss. Glorious piss.

3 more dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyys

don't hate me because im beautiful

So Jason's playing The Sims on Gamecube one day and he created everyone. Me, Bond, Ronny, Kent, everyone! Even gave us wives too! Unfortunatly for Jason, his wife couldn't resist my awsomeness and developed a thing for me too. Then he killed me off in rage. The end. Wow, I'm an electronic homewrecker!

neurologist

computer analyst

geneticist

photographer

graphic designer

game designer

sex machine

doctor

rock star

OOHHHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! MY DAD FUCKING SHRUNK ALL MY FAVOURITE T-SHIRTSS!!!! FUCCCCCCCCCKINGGG HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH!!! IDIOT!!!!

AND MY FUCKING SCARF!!!!!!!! FUCKIGN MORON!!!

nooooooooooooooooo

Must avange!!!! avvvenngeeeee

losers

another self-realization of growing old

SO me and jason are strolling down Cederbre mall, heading to Canadian Tire. we walked past many stores, wal-mart, telus, some store, lottery place, then we see Canadian Tire. As we reach it we pass right by Toys 'R Us. And I'm like, "Hey look, its toys 'r us, lets go in!" and jason's like "wtf? no", then im like "omg I can't believe we're going to canadian tire?! instead of toys 'r us!" meanwhile some guy's just starring at us on a bench. jason, "why?" , "remember when we used to go to toy 'r us?, now we're going to canadian tire?", finally jason like "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but now toys 'r us is fucking gay" wow, we're so... not kids anymore. then ronny popped out of no where and yells "GUYS GUYS I WANT SOME TOYS!", ok i lied, he didn't, but in spirit he was. okok, seriously, it hit me there, all the responsibilities i now have, wow. if only toys 'r us sold engine fluid.

fear pv!

Jason helped me realize something. YOU GUYS ABSOLUTLY LOVE ATTACKING ME IN WARCRAFT!!! When it's someone else it's like "oh look, it's Ronny, I will attack him" or "AHHHH! ITS JASON, RUNNN FOR YOUR FRIGGIN LIVES!! MOMMMYYYY!!" but nooooo, when it's pv its all like:

GUYS! CODE BROWN! CODE BROWN! I SEE PV, DROP WHATEVER THE @$*! YOU'RE DOING AND TELEPORT YOUR ASS HERE AND LETS ALL SURROUND HIM AND SYNC OUR SUPERS TOGETHER AND RIP HIM A NEW ONE!! YEEEEEE-AHHHHHHHH!

Meanwhile, I'm just minding my own business just killing computers and breaking down things and out of no where I'm surrounded by everyone enemy hero there is and everyone uses their super on me AT THE SAME TIME?! HONESTLY?! ALL AT ONCE?!! I die in like a split second, before I could even yell out my war cry.

So watch your back, ALEX, CHRIS, AND ANDREW, I will kill you.

happy diwali

it's diwali today! basically, the festival of lights, that's as far i can go into detail about it. im sure there's probably some awsome crazy legend about the defeat of evil and triumph of good thrown in there somewhere to spice things up (hahaha get it? "spice"? ohhh god, i suck), maybe Drew can help me out here?


Oh Peppermint Patty, you kill me.