Geometry.

I... fuck it.

Fake U2 Concert.

This is pretty badass.

http://www.improveverywhere.com/mission_view.php?mission_id=48

Basically, a groip called "Improv Everywhere" decided to put on a fake U2 Concert on a rooftop in New York. In full disguises, they were able to play a few songs before being shut down by the local Police. Some onlookers believed it was real, some knew it was fake, the distance and the quality of the speakers were able to fool many into thinking it was the actual band.

This, is awesome. I wish I could do things like this.

i bring you, the face of exams

ahahaha i just realized this reminds me of Courtney.

Hello.

I am the scapegoat. If this blog is ever accused of legal action, or threatened by a foreign organization, the causes of such legal action or threats are entirely my fault.
Have a nice day.

Team LOL

thats right, i read CBC

An interesting article on those common depressed people and depressing music.

"Every high school had at least one: the Byronic loner. You remember him, right? The guy whose whole esthetic was black — that's how he felt, how he dressed, how he took his coffee. Looking vaguely vampiric, he seemed unwilling to speak and unable to meet anyone's gaze." - Andre Mayer

Who does this remind you of? ;)

NOOOOO!!!!

I got a bad haircut. Again.
My calculus notes are now soaked in coffee. What a waste of beautiful coffee! I took a straw and sucked up as much as I could but the rest will have to remain among the functions, derivatives and the terrible test scores in the binder.
But I did get a donut.

fireworks, im sorry for people with 56K

yes it is in chronological order. sorry for the massive amount of download you will be doing! i wish everyone could have come. great night though. i got so much sand in my underpants... well so did everyone else. =D this is turning in to a photoblog. :S














omg you won't believe how long that took. hope you enjoyed it.

the Return of the Zombies.

alright, it's that time again, EXAMS!! wooooooooooooooo! and you know what that means?! EVERYONE WILL BECOME ZOMBIES!! Drew's ahead of us all with his Prom Slideshow thing or is it Mai? They're both the first 2 people i know who have been busiest before everyone else, yeah both. we're all catching up though, im seeing signs, Lucy's already lost her voice (^^). this will probably be my last post till the end of exams, unless of course something crazy happens, but then again i'll prolly be too dead to even notice.

yeah the picture is oddd, but it makes sense to me, so bah. can't wait till tonight, my last bit of fun. we'll be going to old mowat field to light some fireworks. :) im excited! great atmosphere for pictures & getting hurt!! i'll post pics tonight, ok that will be my last.

p.s
did i mention i hate soap?

Experimentation

I have decided to try my hand at vector tracing, found some interesting artwork on SA and decided to see If i could make one.

A vector image can be resized, and it will never lose its quality. I decided to trace this image and see how it goes. I will upload more images as soon as I get closer to finish.

Original


Step 1


Step 2


Step 3


1:00am Friday May 20, 2005
Step 4 (having trouble deciding on how to do the eyes. Highlights almost done)


Step 5 (almost done) 12:00am Monday May 23, 2005

I just found a feather from my bird who died a while back. I can't believe I forgot to record the date he died. Im a horrible person.

advice

Don't get too excited about things. The greater the excitement, the greater the disappointment, so be wise and remember good things do happen to people who wait. :)

Bad idea?

We have to write a script for English On Oedipus the King. Naturally, I'm out of ideas, so I started to write everything that came to my mind in 5 minutes. I thought you guys might enjoy it, as I am deleting it now to start seriously. Enjoy.

My Masterpiece:

Laius: Morning has arisen. The sun chariot once again graces this kingdom! The god of prophecy smiles upon me and all that is mine. Thebes! Avast 'ye Matey. Arrrr.

Whisper of Apollo:
"Let it be told. As punishment for your crimes which occurred in earlier and more prosperous times, your cherished first born son will dethrone you, finger your butt-hole, and unite with your wife, Jocasta."

Laius: The god of prophecy does NOT smile upon me and all that is mine. Now, I will enjoy some Kellogg's Frosted Flakes™, part of a balanced breakfast.

Slave: It's a boy!

Jocasta: Laius! Laius my sweet King! A baby boy has burst forth from my gaping, rotting crotch. Embrace him! For he will be our future ruler! All hail, Pope Bennedict XVI

Laius: Quick, my lady, time shall not be wasted. On the third day of little Bennedict's birth, he shall join the Hitler Youth, and we shall kill him. For the god of the sun, Apollo has prophesized that my first born sun will kill his father and marry his mother.

Jocasta: He's going to kill Tiresias and marry me? Dreadfull! Let us not kill him, but rather pin his feet together and cast him into the mountains, to live the life of a goat. We shall glue horns to his head, and put a bell around his neck! He’ll be adorable! Then we'll take pictures and post it on the internet for everyone to see!

Laius: How about we just do the pin and the mountain thing.

Jocasta: Oh I feel another baby coming out.

Chorus:
Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority



Fin.

quick post

alot more of night these days

Summer Job.

Going around tomorrow to apply to a few places downtown and around stc. I don't want to work around here. Its no fun and theres nowhere good. If anyone wants to come along, let me know.

Looks like a long night ahead, presentation on archetypes tmorrow and I don't really know what my teacher is looking for. I think I misunderstood the question, but its too late to go back now. (No I am not distributing the handout in the post below.)

Back to work

Chris' handout for english presentation tmr

ok we all have english presentations this week. i just finished mine today... :( Anyway we have to make handouts on our topic for the class. Chris' is due tmr so he sent me his handout on msn so i can proof read it, i sacrafice my precious calculus time for this:

Oedipus as an archetype of the God-King
First lets start with a few definitions:

Archetype: An original model or type after which other similar things are patterned; a prototype
God: One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed
King: The perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being

Oedipus, having freed Thebes from the evil clutches of the Sphinx, sat his greek ass down on the throne summoned Creon to his chamber for. Creon was all like, "Yo, motherfucka (no pun intended) we's gotta like hit up dis city and blast dem playa hatas whos been killin Lauis."

"Word," rapped Oedipus, "where dat faggot Tiresias be hidin, drag his black ass to my chamba yo."Tiresias was unwillingly dragged into the chamber, sodomized and made to speak future talk which was all the craze in the gay era where some fag named Zeus reigned.

"You capped Laius, motherfucker (again pun unintentional), yous been draggin down this joint straight to the brimstone of hell, the greeks invented anal sex," exclaimed Tiresias.

"That shit sucks you fag," replied Oedipus, with a mouthful of bleach and almonds.

LMFAO!!
..alright back to work.

first ever "PV's washroom quote of the month from Henry's Drug Store calender Yay!"

ok i have this calender in my washroom. it's from Henry's Drug Store! anyway, so this year's one has quotes on it for every month. so every time im sitting at the 'ol toilet bowl, a tad too visual for some of you i imagine? so as im sitting there, LOL, i always end up starring at the calender, trying to figure out what the hell they mean. so i decided, every month i'll put up the new "pv's washroom quote of the month from Henry's Drug Store calender Yay!" quote and you people can read it and ponder about it too! hell, explain it! so without further ado here is the first EVER "pv's washroom quote of the month from Henry's Drug Store calender Yay!" yay!!

kinda short this one,

"Beauty is not caused. It is"
- Emily Dickinson

mmm, i'll figure this one out later tonight. ENJOY!

hating on Tobey

yes, im hating on Tobey Maguire, not that hard to believe? :D Here are some quotes from the first half-hour of the movie (spider-mam). HAHAHHA!

"who am i?
you sure you want to know?
the story of my life is not for the faint of heart,
if someone said it was a happy little tail, if someone told you i was just a average ordinary guy, not a care in the world.... somebody lied. " - all in monotone...

"the women i liked before i EVEN LIKED WOMEN!"

"i cryed like a baby when you played cinderalla"

my favorites,

"my name is ... the human spider!"
"go web!"
"fly!"
"up-up and away web!!"
"SHAZAM!!"
"..go go ?!"

then he finally gets it and hits the sign. >=D!!

Jarvis Talent Show 2004/2005

FREAKING AMAZING!!! No, im serious. Kudos to Bond and everyone who worked on the Matrix, and everyone on the Show and helped run the Show. Seriously impersed, omg makes my schools stage programs look like crap.... no really. Oh and David, NICCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fall, The one where you and Bond hit in air, crowd went wild. Rudong seems to have really worked on his flips, freaking crazy... SO much hard work i bet. ALEX YOU BETTER HAVE RECORDED IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!! OR IM GOING TO SHAVE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!! MARK MY WORDS!

Anyhow, the after "party" was just awsome. GIANT gang of people parading Young singing classics like "Hakuna Matata" and "War, what is it good for?" wearing our "Vote Bond" head bands and waving our giant galient flag. it was like we were some riot or terriost organization... mybad.

Great, great night guys. Kudos Jarvis, please don't try to out do it next year. These Talent Shows will soon become renowned. =)

some more pics.

freaking amazing!!

this night was freaking amazing!!!! Kudos to Bond and everyone who helped make that show FREAKING AMAZING! i'll get detailed tmr with pictures, LOTS and LOTS of pictures. now if you'll excuse me, i will be going to sleep listening to your cd Mai =)

annoyed

my dad pisses me off.

rain rain rain

i'll explain later
what can i say... well it's raining alot these days, since it's spring. i keep telling myself im going to wake up early and walk to school taking pictures... but i never wake up that early. i end up rushing for the bus at 8:35, @$!@#%$^!!. you know what feeling i hate? that feeling, in your heart. it feels like heartburn, but it's not. very uncomfertable nonetheless. mmm, maybe it is heartburn?

what else to say? oh yeah. very hard to catch a rain drop. i sat under that umbrella, hey Norah Jones is playing, ok sorry got distracted there, hahhaahha reminds me of Mai, sorry random winamp. ok where was I? so yeah, i sat under that damn umbrella for like 30 mins, and i only got like 3 good shots where u can actually c the rain drop. it wasn't what i wanted, i wanted it just after it drop, but too fast for me.

ok i need to sleep, too many things running through my head.
... fuck I was suppose to shave, and clean my room. both are a total mess ... i need some coldplay.

Pocky.

I just opened a package of pocky purchased from some supermarket we visited over the weekend. Expecting to smell the artificial strawberry flavoring of the stick, instead I was greeted with a more visual aspect that caught me totally offguard. As I tore open the packaging, the green mist of S.A.R.S. or Severe Acute Resperatory Syndrome, escaped and somehow I managed to ingest a good bit of it.

As I am naturally primarily concerned about the state of my health, I would normally make the trip to the nearest eye-wash station or emergency room within eyesight. However since I don't have an eye-wash station, and my blinds are closed, obstructing my view of the hospital, I decided to continue eating the Pocky. It was good.

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Update:
Ok this is gay. Blogger only publishes to atomfeed, and I need it in plain RSS2.0. Now I have to use feedburner.com to turn it into that, and thats bullshit. Everytime we make a post, we have to go to feedburner and update the code.

heres a screenshot btw: