This friday's Alex's play. Bring $5.00, we'll leave around 5pm? But yeah, this friday!
Charge your batteries
Tuesday, May 09, 2006
baseball
Went to see a Blue Jay's game with Mai today. I thought baseball would be boring-er, but it actually wasn't that bad at all? Weird eh? eh? It's funny how fans yell horrible yet funny things at the closet player, even if it's their own team, poooooor #27. Hehehehe, yeah that was the best part. I thought the Jay's sucked? Or do the Angels just suck more or something? Either way it was a grrrrreat night :D I should really go out and see more sport games. Here are a few fottos from tonight. Oh, and the "world's fastest cleaning crew" was funny, they run so fast! And yeah Drew, they do boooo alot, but that was funny.
funny count: 4
funny count: 4
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Monday, May 01, 2006
"You don't know what Love is," she'd said, which was ridiculous. OF COURSE Butch knew what Love was. Love was something you had to rip out of people, just slice open their gut and rip it out, because no one wanted to give it freely. Then you had to put it in a jar before--- No, no, wait. That was SPLEENS. She was right. He had no idea what Love was.
Friday, April 28, 2006
Hey Guys!
Wanna hear a terrible exam story?!
I'm in the exam hall. It's a gigantic fieldhouse since the course has 1500 people in it, and they decided to herd us all into the same place like some slaughterhouse or something. I begin to write, and the jackass in front of me lets one rip. This is the kind of fart that can cause nations to crumble and entire world wars to break out. Immediately I'm blown back into my seat and the entire row of 100 people behind me are sucked out the now broken window as the pressure from the noxious gas makes its way to the outside to alleviate the pressure build up. Think of it like a space shuttle with a hole in it.
The guy turns around to apologize. To what? Everything behind you has been fucking disintegrated, and whatever was left perished from lack of oxygen or has induced vomiting to avoid being suffocated by your alien-anus-melting-ray-of-biblical-proportions. The police rush in with their gas masks, thinking terrorists have compromised the facilities. They are about to toss in the tear gas when they decide that, hey, we don't need to because that guy has already taken care of it! Awesome!
So they come in, beating everyone with their nightsticks and pepperspraying random individuals when some smart guy decides he needs a trauma smoke, and lights a match. SMART MOVE BUDDY. Immediately the room filled with noxious fumes is filled with noxious fire!
It was awesome. I didn't have to write the rest of the exam and I get to do it again to get a higher mark. Score.
I'm in the exam hall. It's a gigantic fieldhouse since the course has 1500 people in it, and they decided to herd us all into the same place like some slaughterhouse or something. I begin to write, and the jackass in front of me lets one rip. This is the kind of fart that can cause nations to crumble and entire world wars to break out. Immediately I'm blown back into my seat and the entire row of 100 people behind me are sucked out the now broken window as the pressure from the noxious gas makes its way to the outside to alleviate the pressure build up. Think of it like a space shuttle with a hole in it.
The guy turns around to apologize. To what? Everything behind you has been fucking disintegrated, and whatever was left perished from lack of oxygen or has induced vomiting to avoid being suffocated by your alien-anus-melting-ray-of-biblical-proportions. The police rush in with their gas masks, thinking terrorists have compromised the facilities. They are about to toss in the tear gas when they decide that, hey, we don't need to because that guy has already taken care of it! Awesome!
So they come in, beating everyone with their nightsticks and pepperspraying random individuals when some smart guy decides he needs a trauma smoke, and lights a match. SMART MOVE BUDDY. Immediately the room filled with noxious fumes is filled with noxious fire!
It was awesome. I didn't have to write the rest of the exam and I get to do it again to get a higher mark. Score.
Monday, April 24, 2006
Hey! Congrads Eds!
Keep in touch,
pv
Wednesday, April 19, 2006
heads up 7up
Been meaning to post some things lately, just can't seem to find any time, or remember to. But I gotta put something down just so people get a heads up since time's been flying lately. Alex's school play is happening on May 11 & 12, from 6pm to 11pm, to be safe. It's a two day thing. So if you're done exams and wanna come let me know, I think tickets cost $5 and go on sale a week before? But yeah, heads up. How many times did I say heads up there? It's pretty nice, last year he was a fat ass jockey who killed his race horse, this year he's got extreme erectile difficulties. So yeah... =D Come support our fat-assed dysfunctional Alex. Muuwhahaahhaha
Oh it's a musical too, so I'm guessing he has to sing. I'd pay to see that.
Oh it's a musical too, so I'm guessing he has to sing. I'd pay to see that.
Monday, April 10, 2006
A lot of hanging out lately
Good to see everyone lately. We gotta make this friday night thing a regular, it just feels awkward now if no one visits me at work on a friday night.. or if I don't have work on a friday night (btw, no work this friday).
breakfast at Denny's
This last one here is literally a screen shot of Drew's computer.
breakfast at Denny's
This last one here is literally a screen shot of Drew's computer.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Monday, April 03, 2006
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