im in the club now

Does anyone remember Ms. Parisey? That crazy geography teacher from grade 9? You know! The one who like hated me?? She LOVED Jay, I don't even know why? I'm way more smarter and handsomer. In fact, I think she absolutely loved every brown person in that class EXPECT me. Even Andrew. Why the hell am I remembering her now?

On a more exciting topic, I got a LIBRARY CARD! today. After a 8 year hiatus I'M BACK
I feared while I was registering they'd question me about my outstanding balance on those books from 8 years ago? MUAHAHA! Franklin the Turtle IS MINEEEE. Speaking of Franklin, has anybody noticed the striking similarities between Franklin and our very own Durwyn? Yeah, seriously, read a copy of Franklin and go talk to D. You'll see what I mean. Not that I just read a copy or anything, or anything wrong with that or anything.


Admit it, you all saw this coming.