I'm reading this book on Bird Flu. It's interesting, unlike that shit Genome. God damn Genome sucks balls. I don't understand how it was a National Bestseller. I must just be dumb I guess. Maybe the author had a big family and they all bought the book, and word spread among family friends and they all bought it too, blah blah blah, it becomes a national bestseller. .... I'll give it another go in a couple of years. Yes, recently I started looking for music videos for songs I routinely listen to, some have great videos like this one with Mr.Boner, but others really suck, and some don't even have one but fans try to make one and god damn they suck hard and this is a run on sentence wooooooooooooo I'm wearing run-oning sneekers! There has to be a better way. A better way of doing laundry. I mean... fuck. Everything always shrinks in the dryer no matter what god damn setting you put it on. I should design a dryer which absolutely will do everything 'CEPT shrink your clothes. Sounds profitable. People would eat that shit up like Tuesdays with KFC. Fuck yeah MKT100. Back to the Bird Flu. Stay the fuck way from Chicken. And Ducks. I totally get it. If you're afraid of ducks, and run away from ducks like Andrew screams and runs away from projectiles, I totally get you. I mean, these fuckers are responsible for the deadliest plague in human history, so yes, you scream and run the fuck away! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*runs away*
*picks up psp*
*plays monster hunter*
-- 2 minutes later --
"FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!"
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