photraits set

Created with Admarket's flickrSLiDR.

I like this set. It starts with a close friend and ends with a complete stranger. It contains my friends, lovers, co-workers, and strangers. I hope to add more to this set and try new things. Why is there a 'h' in portraits? To be honest, no real reason. Just thought I'd add the 'h' since my flickr account is "phocrastinating" (see that?). Anyways, I hope atleast one other person enjoys this other than me. :)

PV can't sleep

Like the title says, I can't sleep. Bahhh, sorta annoying. At least Jas is up, it's nice to talk to someone when you can't sleep. I'm starting to think I may be developing some sorta badass sleeping pattern. There's not enough time in a day. I feel like it's becoming a hassel to sleep. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind comes up for some reason. Anways, I better run off before I get (more) corny or something.

However, I'm leaving the lyrics for Goosestep!
When you're riding the rails with those wide open eyes,
Well, there's one old south paw you will always fight.
And alone on a worn-out throne
is the reigning queen of the questions
Why we blind-footed toddlers ever started out.

So don't get into it with me
When I goose-step
Across the kitchen floor
You know I still adore
All your mother's old-fashioned ways
I'm so impressed that you hear
My inventions, and that it matters more
Than what you saw with your eyes

Go along with the plan
Your head will still be there where you put it
Under the bed with the ice cream you could never find
And tonight you go to bed and dream
All the world to be what you want it,
You got the girly draw now flaunt it,
And keep them all checking their watches
When you're out tonight

So don't get into it with me
When I goose-step across the kitchen floor
You know I still adore--
Are your eyes changing hands?
I'm so impressed that you hear
My inventions, and that it matters more
Than what you saw with your eyes

PV gets corny

Took the long way home today. It's nice sometimes, to have a little adventure, you get to see new things or in this case, visit old places you haven't seen in awhile. It was nice being back at Rouge station, reminded me of my high school days. I usually have mixed feelings about that place, but today was nice. Not much has changed, 'cept the west bound 54 now doesn't re-enter the station >:| So many memories lay around. I tried imagining me walking around the area years ago. Where I would have been, standing? Sitting? Who was I with? What was I doing?

Also gave my mind time to just relax. I never realized how simple high school was, how I had so much control. That thought used to bother me, but it's alright now. I realize there's nothing to worry about. I've been letting things just hang loose, hoping it'll sort it self out, but if I keep doing that I'm going to get nowhere. *CORNY ALERT* It's time I start living life, and not just stand still like a statue as life goes on around me.

Akuma VS Sean

Me and Jas fucking around. Good thing he wasn't using Ken

Proof that miracles do come out of my ass

Fighting Dudley. Don't ask about the squeaking sound, damn kids outside.

3rd strike

Well my computer is dead, Linda the 2nd was infected with some seriously gay virus the other day. I'm running ubuntu off a livecd so I can use her. I need to back-up some crap before I can reformat, so till than I'm just going to not use it much. I need to check my school shit though, so thank god I got this livecd. Biology midterm come Wednesday, also first lab on Monday. Me in a lab coat? Yes. I'm going to tie dye mine, lol fuck no.

Playing some SF 3rd Strike. I was bored, so I decided to test out the new camera. Decided to face Jason, er, I mean Sean. I swear they look alike, right down to the tan. HAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAAAAA Anyway, it's a terrible match, you can see the parts where I'm trying to do the really cool Shun Goku Satsu, with the awesome screen turning black and shit, but failing miserably. Starting to like Alex, I'll post one in the future with Alex. Don't go taking that last sentence out of context you bastards.

biology in the summer

So, as some of you must know by know I'm taking biology this summer. Not bad, very interesting subject. Happens late in the day though, so if we're on a particularly dry subject *cough* taxonomy *cough* it becomes a real battle trying to hide my yawns from the prof. Oh yeah the prof, she reminds me of my highschool grade 11 chem teacher. She's brown (I think?) and has some sort of accent that I can't put my finger on. Seems like a very nice lady, but I sometimes get annoyed at the way she teaches. It's sort of like a shot-gun blast of information and sometimes there's multiple shot guns. Her questions are also a little bit on the unanswerable side. Sort of annoying, 'cuz when you answer her, it's technically correct, but there's like a different way of saying what you exactly just said that she's looking for... and then the annoying guy in the back somehow can ... channel his thoughts with her.. and build on what I said and .. somehow pull... what she wanted out of his ass, I mean mouth, which is correct and also practically what you just said. Oh and then there's these times when she TOTALLY confuses us. Like yesterday, when the guy next to me answered that condensation is when water turns in to gas.... which she responded to, "yes!". She's nice though! Extra points for that. At least she trys to make it fun. I assume it's that mysterious language barrier that she's fighting is what is confusing what she says.. ? Yeah. Other than that, biology is great! (so far)

I thought we had it bad

bloggers block

that's exactly what it sounds like. i have fucking bloggers block. i refuse to capitalize, i'm too lazy to reach over to the shift key. you'd think with all this fucking awesome technological advancements, what with japanese fuck-bots and usb keys that physically get fatter with more data you put in it, we'd have some sort of basic built-in universal software that auto-capitalizes the first letter after a period, real time! that is how lazy i've gotten. (if you were hoping for links on those japanese fuck-bots, sorry) anyway, ceral about the bloggers block, i just don't know what to write about. actually there are a couple of things maybe, sometimes, but then i wish my blog was anonymous ;) perhaps i should create a new blog where i can totally bitch and rant about things that piss me off everyday and remain totally anononosuperous. maybe i've already done it! no... i haven't. i'm lazy remember? there are other times though, when i've actually written something, but when i'm finished, i'd have a read through and decide it's crap and delete it. which brings up the question "how did this make it through?", great question.

i've recently started watching this great show and i wanted the internet to know about it. californication, a show on showtime starring fox maulder , also known as david duchovney. funny show so far, with witty lines and funny plots, oh and did i mention there's different boobies in like every episode? another funny show to watch has to be it's always sunny in philadelphia. yeah, i do have time to ctrl+i, smart ass.

What to do

Boy I need to start thinking about looking for another job. I like working at H&M, it's really not like work at all. My co-workers are practically my friends, we fool around and prank people half the time! But, it's time I think about moving on and perhaps getting a higher paying job :S Growing up is a bitch. It would be great to have recess again, walk home for lunch, play cops and robbers, just the simple life.

Pentax K20D

One more day!! Ahhh, why do I have to have work tomorrow! By, the time I'm off, I'll be so god damn JUMPY to get home! XD. Sure, I've read a lot of "leaked", but that definitely doesn't substitute the official announcement!

I hope K10D accessory prices start dropping, HELLO battery grip! Unless of course the K20D uses the same one... fuck, knowing Pentax, those nice mofos would probably do that. :'(

Farewell Heath

Heath Ledger was found dead in his apartment Tuesday evening, no reason why yet. I don't know about you, but this is fucking shocking to me. This guy was very young and had a lot of talent and potential. We were just getting to know you Heath. Adiós cowboy

Woody is gay?

IF you clone yourself and have sex, is it GAY or MASTURBATION?! Thanks alot Robot Chicken, I'm going to be wondering this on those long TTC rides.

Anyway, this year is almost a month done, no big changes yet. Thinking about switching to BIO, but the pro/con is making it annoying. Should I just ignore everything and just do it? I feel like I should. Like those little kids who say they want to be a doctor when they're young, and become one. That was easy, but the problem is those little kids who wanted to be an astronaut and become an accountant. What happened to those kids? If there's anything I know for sure... is that I wish I was like those little doctor kids.

Project 3RD

When I'm bored I usually can be found stumbling on the internet. Click click click. Jason and Diamond however, started writing a fucking story! Yes! It's Project 3RD. They've written chapters one and two, and chapter 3 is on the way. This is fucking awesome. One! It has us fuckers as the main characters! Two! We're having a reallll fun adventure. It's not like current shit. No fuck, far from it. We're IN SPACE! FLYING SPACE SHIPS AND FIGHTING REMOS! I'm not even going to get in to detail about the Remos on this post. That is another post altogether. Third! IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD!! I mean, when we were little we did some dumb shit like this. For example, we fucking made some comics about ourselves. I think Jason's one was really violent and mine was just plain boring, but both equally pointless. This however, actually flows. It has a plot, it has fun characters, it has a fucking Remo okay? Point made. Anyway, give it a read if you have time. To me, a lot of the characters and space and world enviornment reminds me of Cowboy Bebop, witch by the way you should fucking go see (thanks Shirley!), but to quote one of the authors herself, it's like "Mass Effect mixed with Firefly kinda thing, [b]ut ours is cooler hahaha". Hahaha indeed Diamond, hahaha...

Have a look you fuckers! [link] Feed back is super welcomed.


Note:
Our characters in the story have been given different names, so see if you can find out who's who. Alex is Alex, that is the only hint you will ever get from me.

toast

I'm reading this book on Bird Flu. It's interesting, unlike that shit Genome. God damn Genome sucks balls. I don't understand how it was a National Bestseller. I must just be dumb I guess. Maybe the author had a big family and they all bought the book, and word spread among family friends and they all bought it too, blah blah blah, it becomes a national bestseller. .... I'll give it another go in a couple of years. Yes, recently I started looking for music videos for songs I routinely listen to, some have great videos like this one with Mr.Boner, but others really suck, and some don't even have one but fans try to make one and god damn they suck hard and this is a run on sentence wooooooooooooo I'm wearing run-oning sneekers! There has to be a better way. A better way of doing laundry. I mean... fuck. Everything always shrinks in the dryer no matter what god damn setting you put it on. I should design a dryer which absolutely will do everything 'CEPT shrink your clothes. Sounds profitable. People would eat that shit up like Tuesdays with KFC. Fuck yeah MKT100. Back to the Bird Flu. Stay the fuck way from Chicken. And Ducks. I totally get it. If you're afraid of ducks, and run away from ducks like Andrew screams and runs away from projectiles, I totally get you. I mean, these fuckers are responsible for the deadliest plague in human history, so yes, you scream and run the fuck away! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

*runs away*
*picks up psp*
*plays monster hunter*
-- 2 minutes later --
"FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!"

stuck

I feel like I've hit rock bottom