Farewell

A 41-year-old elephant at the Sri Meenakshi Amman temple, located in Madurai, passed away today. Yeah I just thought I'd mention that. My mom told me I've apparently met it when I was small, so I was pretty shocked to hear that. Also 41 years is pretty young for elephants, they can live past 70 years. Oh and elephants are apparently also capable of self-recognition, which is pretty amazing on it's own. GO ELEPHANT!

i just found this hilarious

Shit..

Not again. Not the forbidden fruit. Why do I do this to myself?
Ahhhhhhh..
Fuck.

SO
FUCKIN'
DISTRACTING

COMPUTERS
ARE
DISTRACTING!

COMPUTERS
ARE
DISTRACTING!

AKIRA

Very nostalgic watching this again. The first time I saw it, it was with Jason when we were about 12 or 11. I didn't even know what Anime was, or that this was even anime. We just liked the gore and partial nudity :D It also didn't make any sense to me, all I knew was this kid named Akira has some super-natural powers. It was also the first time I heard of the Kelvin scale. Akira was stored at a temperature of 0.005°K, which is -272.9995°C. Of course I didn't know that then, but I did notice that room looked awfully cold, practically frozen. Absolute zero is reached at 0°K (-273.15°C), so yeah, they REALLY wanted that thing frozen (and for a good reason). The detail is amazing in the animation, from pieces of paper flying in the wind to some huge-ass exploding muscle creature in the end. Yeah, great movie, watch it.

The 10 episodes that changed the world (September 2006)

• 1. 1001 - The Return of Chef
• 2. 608 - Red Hot Catholic Love
• 3. 804 - The Passion of the Jew
• 4. 708 - South Park Is Gay!
• 5. 202 - Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
• 6. 404 - Timmy 2000
• 7. 904 - Best Friends Forever
• 8. 502 - It Hits the Fan
• 9. 101 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
• 10. 912 - Trapped in the Closet

These were picked by Comedy Central. I found it here.
Ok lets see, I've see numbers 1, 3, 7 & 10. Outta those I'd have to say number 7 was the best. I don't think this list is in any particular order, but after I watch all these I'll list them in my own awesome order.

(And yes, this list is bulleted AND numbered. That's how serious it is.)

oh baby

look at this beast:

It's like a sexy half naked women which you can ride anywhere, no pun intended. high-performance air cooled engine producing 1670cc with a fully adjustable suspension. there's even a disclaimer: "The MT-01 offers a significant level of power and performance. It is not intended for novice or inexperienced riders."

this one's still my favorite though,


it's no agusta f4-750 SPR,

but of course none of these monsters even reach close to this true beast!

bahhh, I need to learn how to ride a bike. Then get one.

MJ's first moon walk

Natalie Portman rap

I really don't know why I took so long to post this.

load me up - dave matthews

Picture yourself
Sleeping on a plane
There's something ticking in the overhead
And inside your brains
There's bodies in the water
And bodies in the basement
If heaven's for clean people, it's vacant
And hey are you know?
And hey are you being careful?
And hey are you luke warm?
Hey ya you are

I'm frantic
So load me up
Whatever puts me all the way out
Whatever puts me all the way out

Picture yourself swimming in an ocean
A million miles from nowhere and the nearest phone
There's bodies in the water
Floating all around you
And all of them are talking, and they're comedians
And hey are you you know?
And hey are you special?
And hey are you deformed?
Hey ya you are

I'm frantic
So load me up
It seems so practiced
Me fucking this up
Whatever puts me all the way out
Whatever puts me all the way out

Picture yourself at the MGM grand
Murphy's fighting Occam, you're in the stands
You're in the stands
There's somebody in the water
In the middle of the ocean
A million miles from nowhere
And they're alone
I'm there alone
So, so deformed
So, so deformed
So, so deformed

I'm frantic
So load me up
This seems so practiced
So take me take me take me all the way out
Whatever puts me all the way out
Whatever puts me all the way out
Whatever puts me all the way out
Whatever puts me all the way out

the arcade fire

Arcade Fire's new album Neon Bible is out. Well its been out for about a week now I think, anyway it's friggin good. So instead of downloading this one, buy it.

love,
pv

free coffee at starbucks 10-12pm

it tastes like shit, but its free :)

LMFAO

Interesting..

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