Tales of Phantasia

I'm playing this old Snes game on my emulator on the computer and it's really bad.
Look at this...









and if that wasn't bad enough....

(Damn right it was!)


and check out this other character.....he's so like Beans!!!




I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!

the body store of doom

Whoa, Ronny finally got his iBook today! Can't wait to go molest that >=D. Today was a good day for me too! Luck was on my side!! It made my chemistry teacher think he had his binder with the test in school, BUT IT WASN'T! SO NO CHEMISTRY TEST!!! Score! But, bah I have to redo my english presentation. Other then that all good. Went with Drew and got the god damn Newton's cradle he kept P.M.Sing about, and my mom's b-day gift. It's some perfume, such nice ladies at Sears! After we went to buy something for Drew's mom, her birthday's coming up too. OMFG the Body Shop SMELLS SO MUCH. It's very strong, and I don't even know wtf those products doo. All I know apparently is I must "add Mango Body Butter to my list". AND WTF IS DRY OIL MIST?!!! OMG DON'T SPRAY IT!! WARNING! That whole place is like a trap. When something says "try me :)" DO NOT F-ING TRY IT! I'm surprized I didn't get some crazy rash from that store. >=\ Lol.

Kamoon Drew I courted that old lady like a monster! "Nice wraping" Smmmmmooooothhhh. So stereotypical how the lady had a french accent. Took me like 15 mins to pick one, I've never bought perfume before. What the hell did I finally buy anyway? Irresistible or something. It's made from roses and something else. Did you know coffee beans neutralize your nose? I didn't. Wow, next time I go to buy perfume I'm gonna act all sofistimacated and ask for the coffee beans! ... Anyway, at mind games there was this brown guy, SO MELLOW but very funny. He said something about Kamasutra dice....I'd like one of those. Then he tried to shock me with some stupid pen but it didn't work, all it did was vibrate.... I can think of some ladies I know who'd like that pen*. There's a Snoopy chess set, but there's no Peppermint Paddy! WHAT THE HELL?! Now I'm not going to get it. Cute girl on the bus on the ride back. I can't belive she is older then me, looked younger I sware. Well, I think I might have a algabra test tmr, so I better start studying, not to mention chemistry.

taa taa
Ohyeah, those pics were taken at Drew's place when we got all high from O2. XD
*Spenta, Fatima, Lucy

BLAH!

right now i'm in animation class and all i wanted to do was do a simple post....but noooo....these god damn computers are so slow and crappy. it took me like half the period just to sign in so i could make this post. now im all angry...BLAH! ohk but in other news im screwed for school because i've got so much work to do and so many projects and BEANS WHEN IN THE HELL ARE WE GONNA GET THE STUPID NEWTONS CRADLE!!!!???? it better be today or tomorrow...the project is due in one week. plus ive got all these other tests and assignments! im about ready to burn all of my textbooks and give up on school and be a bum for the rest of my life. they make a decent salary...rite?

Sucks..

God. Ive got a chem test tomorrow, and a geometry test on thursday. Honestly, I don't study. I try to, but I end up getting distracted by something stupid. I stay up too late at night. My marks reflect it. I volunteer my services to too many different things, I cant handle this overload of work. I spend too much cash. I cant seem to hold onto my wallet. I feel like the people around me are laughing at me behind my back. Its like a fucking jack in a box. You never know when its gonna snap. Im always tired, I have terrible parents who put too many restrictions on me, and I am constantly thinking about something that is missing in my life. I really hate how things can worse and worse especially when you don't do anything to improve it.

Yet..

Life couldn't be better.

Live it up now, tomorrow might be too late. You might have a chemistry test or something.

Ronny's cam stopped pulling an Oshawa!

Pictures from yesterday, and Bond's concert at Jarvis, which I didn't attend. The christmas tree one was really dark, so I played around with the levels on photoshop, ta da! That third one shows how hectic downtown can be at night, but also how fun. Oh that other one is me and Kent inside on of those advertisment panels in TTC bus stops. Wtf you can't even see me in it! >=( LOL, yes laugh Ronny. Man, I miss out alot living here in Scarborough

ballroom dancing with the mop

Work was hectic today. I've never seen so much people in McDonalds before. Today was the day when they light up the giant offical christmas tree at city hall (read about it here). So alot of people came to the store late, around 7pm+, we closed later then usual, at 11pm. I got off around 1130, thanks Na for helping with the chairs.

I was suppose to be on window, but got swtiched to lobby. Lobby closing sucks SO MUCH. You have to clean the tables, then stack the chairs, then broom the floor, the mop the floor, THEN put the chairs back down, empty the trash, clean the washrooms, AND FINALLY, the stairway has to be mopped and swept too. Today I was closing with Jason though...AND he's not a slacker. I did the mopping, at first it was freaking annoying cuz it kept getting stuck under the table legs. Then, I relaized it was just like dancing, ballroom dancing! The mop was my partner!! I WAS BALLROOM DANCING WITH THE MOP!! MUHAHAHAH Jason doesn't know what he's missing with that bastard broom! XD ...I started at 230 ok? thats like what? 9 hours of work? It gets to you.

After work we went to see that stupid tree, and Ronny walked on the skating rink. His camera is pulling an Oshawa right now so I can't post any pictures. Oh yeah, I never really posted that post about our trip to Oshawa...umm I really should. Well, I should sleep now. Gotta wake up early and go buy Newton's fucking Cradle, before Drew goes all P.M.Sie. THERE I SAID IT. And now I leave with some quotes of the day.

My mom calls my Aunt (her sis) in Sri Lanka (12 hour diff?) to wish happy birthday.
mom - happy birthday!!!!
aunt - ....
mom - did i wake you up? are you asleep?
aunt - huhh..aahh noo, i was showering
mom - what?! this late?
aunt - showering in my dream
mom - ...

and another good'ol Ronny quote
"i never restarted my computer soo many times before in one day"

Older Women....its Hot!

are dey pedofiles????
no no,
i tink its cute
dat way gurls get all the attention.. THE GURLS RULE.
THEY wear the pants now..they get all the power and control. but their not control freaks.
Some people think its nasty but its not. It`s cute!
For example look @ justin and camr0n d. its kinda hot i think
(Drew's Part)
isnt it okay for younger guys to date older women.
i mean you can even learn a few things!
and dont even get me started on the dominatrix dealy!
(End Drew's Part ^^)
so no....women aren't pedofiles they're just looking for some fun...
and the guys are looking to learn a few tips & tricks!

Written by: Annalisa:) (Drew's CRAZY Cousin)

you bastard

Fatima's Stupid BUT truthfull Rant

Aite so well THIS IS FATIMA J. NOT CHRIS LEE....REPEAT NOT CHRIS LEE
im sittin here in da library wid bill and chris lee doin nuffin jus talkin bout...yuppp das rite porn again....a course its male porn...they are fantasizin bout it...LOL
so andrew aka The master of MALE porn, has decided to post a blog about da word fagette and how it does not exist in the english language...god dat guy or shall i say gurl has wayyy too much time on his hands....lookin it up on da dictionary...hehe its quite funni tho dat he would give us his few mins or even secs away from watchin porn to prove me wrong; so i guess i should feel special....buh i dun. yea its realli borin rite now. bill and chris are talkin bout how sumthin went in to his eyes...odd. now they are talkin bout setting the mood for their special evening tanite and wha music ta put on...naw naw imma jokin buh
lunch is startin...i need food
later
-Fatima J

Fagette is NOT a word!

that damn fatima again....she called me a fagette after i called her a fag because her picture is stupid and i told her that it wasn't a word, and she's like "it is" so im all like "it is not" so i checked dictionary dot com...^^...and it turns out its definitely not a word...but fag has a few interesting meanings:

here it is used as a verb!
v. fagged, fag·ging, fags v. intr.
To work to exhaustion; toil.
To function as the servant of another student in a British public school. v. tr.
To exhaust; weary: Four hours on the tennis court fagged me out.

................interesting..........no?
just thought you'd all like to know that!

Until Now...

until now this blog has sucked. Now with the addition of my exhalted prescence on this blog, it will forever be great! I can't believe it took this long to get this thing to work. and now kirby...my bodyguard will defend my posts!
hahahahhahahhahahha.....i hate you beans.....hahahahhahahaha!

untitled

on MSN, talking to Drew, and he's telling me about this convo he's having with this girl.

Drew :
its kinda nice to talk to her first.......it really makes me like her intellectuality

Drew :
instead of the hotness

Drew :
watch how slick i'll be

Drew :
her - "when r u free?"
me - "pretty much anytime"
her - "where do u find all this free time?"
me - "i dunno, i usually dont go out very often...im a nerd...i kno"
me - "ok how about this.....i'll give you my number and whenever you know wen you're free give me a call.....XXX-XXX-XXXX"

Me :
...

fucking intercom!

My dad turned the basement into his "studio". Which is great for everyone in the house cept me! EVERYTIME HE NEEDS HELP WITH HIS DAMN COMPUTER I HAVE TO GO FROM MY ROOM ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BASEMENT. My room is on the second floor goddamnit! It's not like he calls me down once in awhile either, it's like freaking every 10 minutes or something. Whats even more annoying is, his rush hour is almost always when I finally decide to stop procrastinating and start my bastard homework.

To call me down he has to yell really loud. Which is very annoying. It's almost as bad as when Bill yells. We all know how pissed I get when Bill yells. Yesterday he brought home a Intercom. It's these little things that are kinda like walkie-talkies. Cept you plug it in to the wall and the other one where ever you want, it transmits via FM waves. At first, it was kinda cool. It was like Charlies Angels or 007. That didn't last long. NON STOP HE'S CALLING ME DOWN!! and PLAYING WITH IT!! Then he calls me down through my mom cuz I unpluged it. Asks why I didn't get his message. I couldn't tell him I hated it. I think he loves it or something.
"Oh, I had it unpluged"
"oh, why?"
"i was moving stuff around"
"ohhhhh, ok"
Then I went back upstairs. Pluged it in. !@%@#$^@@#! ?He says hey on the thing Im like what? He's like,
"can you come down? the scanner is not working"
"WHAT THE HELL I WAS JUST DOWN THERE?!!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THEN?!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES?!!"
I let go of the talk button, and all I hear is my him and my mom cracking up.
I SWARE IM GOING TO FUCKING BREAK THIS THING INTO PIECES!!!!!

after work

i was looking at her
she was looking at you
then she looks a little lower
i knew it! she wanted to touch your penis!
then u think i were looking at her?
were u looking at her?
no
ronny was looking at her
and he wanted to touch his own penis
but..but you do know he touched his own penis?
wha? what?!
ahahahha that sounds so funny
WHO THE FUCK TOUCHES HIS OWN PENIS?!
err...

then we were at the theater
and i was looking at ****
and she was looking at me
and janny asked why were were looking at each other
we're about to talk
ohhh looking at each other but not talking..what are u up too?
then i saw **** look downwards
all i knew was she wanted to suck my left testical

hey kent!
tits an' ass! tits an' ass! tits an' ass!

aw man i wonder whats on her mind?
and she's like : tits an' ass! tits an' ass! tits an' ass!
she prolly wondering whats on MY mind...
: tits an' ass! tits an' ass! tits an' ass!!

thats what im afraid of.. what if she doesn't like guys who have ear ring
yeah... meh then you'll get rid of it
i will?
for her
...

she had a cute hat
she was jealous of her friends hat
but i said hers was good
hahaha

"FUCKING DILDO!"

Insane Random Chris Lee Super Awesome Happy Contest of the month!

Well well well. It's november again and ive been working my ass off for the past... okay i wasn't i was doing jack shit and my marks reflect it. Which is why I have now decided that its time for me to start seriously doing my work.

In honor of this day, November 12, 2004, and to be held every month, on the same day, will be the honorary "Insane Random Chris Lee Super Awesome Happy Contest of the Month!"

What is this contest? Who gives a shit! The only requirement is a good right hand. No lefties.

Don't get me wrong! This contest isnt about masterbation, you perverted scum! Its about creativity! This month, I declare the official theme to be:

(drumroll)

Draw your least favourite celebrity getting gummed (eaten) to death by a band of cannabalistic midgets with no teeth.

Bonus points will be considered for:
-Wasting Keanu Reeves
-Drawing Prasanth isntead of a celebrity
-One midget is holding a banana and a toaster

Please! Nothing dirty. I will be posting your crap--errr i mean art on this blog for the world (our 10 hit per day) audience to see. Other than that, anything goes!

Please send all entries to:

chris.leeshanok@gmail.com
Subject: IRS Department of Reposession

Include: Your name, your email, and a nice little description of your work as if a kindergarten had been describing it.

And of course.. did i mention PRIZES? I am getting lazy as of now so I will summarize this briefly.

First Place: $10 dollars ([CAN] HAHA FUCK YOU EXCHANGE RATE) mailed to them, a Chris Lee Reward ticket (I will do a favor for you if you go to Mowat i guess. I reserve the right to refuse proposals for some of you with the sick mind) and a certificate.

Second Place: I will send you dog shit in an envelope. Chances are of this reaching you through the postal system is slim, due to those biohazard detectors, but its worth a try. I pray you do not get second place.

Third Place and below: Pat yourselves on the back! You suck!

The contest will open soon. I will repost this contest.

Take care, and don't get STDS from your local prostitutes, use protection!


THIS CONTEST IS REAL. I WILL SEND PRIZES.
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE IDEAS FOR THE FAVOR TICKET
YOU MUST BE IN NORTH AMERICA TO RECEIVE A PRIZE.
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE UP RULES FROM HERE ON
IF YOU SEND ME YOUR ART, IT BECOMES THE PROPERTY OF ME, NOT YOU.
CHEERS MOTHERFUCKERS!

city of shadows

We're living in a fucked up city. Flooded with followers and actors. "God" and Law have been replaced by Power and Money. Cowards everywhere. I've never thought I'd become this, a coward. Disgusted. The problem is thinking, just act. tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock-tick...

I love you...

Konfabulator! I love you so much!


Ever wondered what time it was in Tokyo, Japan at this very moment? Well thats fucking nice because I sure as hell have not. But in case you do, theres a widget for you!... Fucking korny rhymes...

Anyways, what is it? Konfabulator is a kickass program that allows you to put insane shit on your desktop like clocks calendars and other shit called "widgets". Its primary goal is convenience, and it looks nice while doing it. You push F7, and your shitty screen goes dark and they pop up like those motherfuckers in that whack-a-mole game. Just dont hit them, they are your friends!



On my desktop, I have a calendar, a to-do list with the names of the people I want to die on it, a clock that tells me the time in other third world countries that the US is currently annexing, as well as a neat remote that controls my shitty music through iTunes. Oh yea, and a cool thing that tells me what the weather outside in Toronto is rite now. It is cold :D . And a whole lot of other pieces of useless shit is available too! Its so simple to use too, just plug it in, simmer on medium heat, and chill to room temperature. Serves Seven.



But yea, look into it. Its free. Its fun. And you can't get AIDS from it unless you want to.

CRHIS LEE RCEOMNEDS TIHS PORGARM TOW TUMBS UPP!!!!!!!!!!!

www.konfabulator.com

see you in two months..

wow, i havn't blogged since august.. thats crazy..
well i kinda did blog, just not on blogger
advertisment : http://www.asianavenue.com/xX-tatchan-Xx
>=p pv u better not delete that!!!!
so yaa.. sitting in the libarary rite now wit my "future wife" fatima, and the dum-bass robert~!!! >=D saturday was the best... went to the frost or w/e it iz called at uot dt campus.. itz an engineering thing. i went with chris lee and durywn, me and chris spent the whole subway trip talking about GTA SA and how we keep doing retarded things in the game, lolz.
we got ther around.. who gives a damn, and i was SOOO HUNGRY!!! i wanted a freaking hot dog.. but NOOOO, we had to go in cux it would be weird if i eat my hot dog when the prof iz lecturing. the first two hours was just people talking and blah blah blah.. i was interested rite past the point where they talked about civil eng and elec.. then i just fell asleep =p
FREE LUNCH!!! JOY!! pizza pizza.. **drools** when we were lining up someone suddenly put their arm around me.. i thought it was someone from mowat, but it was TRISH!! i was like.. uhhh.. O_o. when i got to the pizza, PEPPERONNI WAS ALL GONE, so i had to go wit the vegi... rite when i walk away.. THEY FREAKING OPEN A NEW BOX OF PEPPERONNI, i was like >< fack u uot!!! ate wit trish and her friend mike, but then left to see someone named.. mel or sumthin..
during the time we made the most nasty, weird jokes~ ok.. not "us", but "me".
the only reason i wanna go to UofT is 4 all da hot asian chicks tht i can cheat on wid my future wife....yeye player<= fatima typed that
after lunch we went into thiz really nice lecture room for activities.. we got spit into scientific groups.. i was EPSILON!!!(our cheer sounds like we are taunting ourself)

wow.. it is now nov 12.. lets see if i still remember everything

so yes, our whole group abandoned us, leaving only 6 of us, and other teams had like 15 people.. =S
we didn't pretty good, and our victory taunt was "gracious in victory" and when we lose we say "gracious in defeat", hahah.. it was jokes
ther was thiz scottish guy talking so weird.. i thought he was doing it on purpose so i said "why are you talking so weird" and i think i offended him..
ganes:
- flip mat while everyone on it
- making pin ball machine with sterafoam, batteries, elastics, etc
- making vocabs with letters (omg.. the azn gurl that runs it is so hot)
- draw/act and guess what it is
- riddles
- pumpkin throwing
- 15x bonus (suppose to be only 3x, haha)

chris missed out all the fun because he had "DEEP", haha.. saw him too while running around the university
in the end.. the winning teams got the first choice of awards (yrbk or yellow shirt), then afteritz like MAYHEM!!! everyone runs up and grab whats left

afterwards we walked to McDonalds cux pv was getting off at 5.. chris and durz left early cux they had to go home
me and pv was walking around eaton.. first old navi, then thiz store wit a hat i want but itz like 20 bucks.. then eb.. then fido... then.. RONNNYY!!!
hahaha he came.. we went to eat at mcdonalds, then KENT came!! and he taught us how to make hearts
man his the best teacher "SHUT THE FUCK UP" or "WHAT THE HELL" or "OMG U ARE STUPID"
hahahhaa

shit, bell rang..i'll finish at home
i am now home!!

so after we ate, we were about to leave, but we waited for shelley.. good thing we did too
this is the first time i met shelley... shes crazy, keeps hitting me in the face with her bag, hahaha
we were gonna go to teashop, but went to arcade instead.. kent, ronny and pv was so obsessed with initial d, while shelley was like.. i unno, she seemed bored
after a while me and pv left wit shelley, we walked her to the queen station
she seemed so depressed all of a sudden.. hmm
pv told me to buy him burgers cux he accidently threw his out.. so i went wit his debt.. so embarassing..
first i dind't no if he wanted meal or sandwich, so i ran out of the store to ask him.. come back.. order it.. swipe the card 10 times for it to work
then it tells me his account dun have money.. i was like WTF
ah well..

funny how i met shelley last week.. and today was our first date... ^^
thatz about it... byes

when you

When you close your eyes you can hear better. That applies to all of your senses.

eat my dust, BITCH!

Hahahhaha, I was paying for my food today. Paying by debit cause' I had no cash, so I wipe out my card, and swipe it. THEN I realize I just used my health-card. Only Ronny saw, me and him were laughing off so much. Mark came and looks at the till and goes "what the hell?", then I had to do it again.

Later Gordon came by and threw away out tray for us. How nice of him. I was sitting on the Initial D machine thinking, and just realized I forgot to pack my sisters burger, and Gordon had threw it out. %^*&!!*(#$^@%!#!@! OH yeah LOL, Ronny was driving his EVO 3, and I was driving my Porno Wagon, a.k.a Mazda FC, and Ronny thinks he so good and picks Myogi, so it would be "easy" for me. Guess what? HE LOST. MUWAHAHHAHA, take that for insulting me. YAY! I finally won. It was SO COOL. Lol, I sound like Bill. ANyway, I passed him on a turn, inside, drifting, JUST LIKE THE SHOW! >__< For the people who don't know Initial D, Myogi is a very easy stage, also known as the "no-break" stage. Oh yeah, then something embarrsing happened to Bill, mybad man. >=D

Reminder to Chris

http://www.d-project.com/simcir/simcir.html

jason's birthday party

September 29th 2004
(birthday on 30th)





see movie
eat dinner
goto Arcade
tea shop
get laid
...
>=(

good morning

Me and Bill (DenyFate) are in the same english class. First period, we had a supply teacher. She popped in the Adolf Eichmann Trial cassette. Bill sitting behind me passed me a note, picture of future Chris Lee (=Eichmann). We laughted, then I drew something. Then we got out of control.


Oh yeah. Number 20 is basically Bill falls on the Devil's pet cat, which pisses of the Devil.