Revelation.

While I was cleaning my room, moving the desk, bed, dresser, shelves, chairs and doors around (I get bored of my room setup after 2 months so I always change it [you should see it now its pretty sweet]), I knocked my head on this large piece of wood that used to be a part of my shelf. It hit me pretty hard in the dead center of my skull, I was pretty disoriented. This was all around 3/4 am? Why the hell do I always get hit on the head? Ever since I was little. Anyways, I remembered stuff from like grade 2, Aesop's Fables, and their morals that they were supposed to teach us. One particular fable I remember, I found it online, and would like to share it with you.

The Lion and the Hare


A LION came across a Hare, who was fast asleep. He was just in the act of seizing her, when a fine young Hart trotted by, and he left the Hare to follow him. The Hare, scared by the noise, awoke and scudded away. The Lion was unable after a long chase to catch the Hart, and returned to feed upon the Hare. On finding that the Hare also had run off, he said, "I am rightly served, for having let go of the food that I had in my hand for the chance of obtaining more."

Now, although the meaning of this was clear to us all, I still think It could have been portrayed better. Lets see what happens when we replace the subjects with something a little more interesting. I will prove to you that this doesn’t take much effort to create a fable.

The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl


A GUNDAM came across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep. He was just in the act of seizing her, when a fine young Bill O'Reilly trotted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to follow him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise, awoke and scudded away. The Gundam was unable after a long chase to catch Bill O'Reilly, and returned to feed upon the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl also had run off, he said, "I am rightly served, for having let go of the food that I had in my hand for the chance of obtaining more."

Now you see, That wasn't all that bad. But I think It could use some more zest. Lets change something else... oh... lets make this a little more consistent with the subjects.

The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl


A GUNDAM stormed across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep. He was just in the act of *CENSORED* her, when the son-of-a-bitch Bill O'Reilly farted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to assassinate him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise of the farting, awoke. A japanese van came by, the doors opened and she was abducted. The Gundam was unable after a long chase around the earth to catch Bill O'Reilly, and returned to *CENSORED* the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl had already been *CENSORED*, he said, "I am rightly served, for having let go of the *CENSORED* that I had in my hand for the chance of obtaining more."

Oh yeah. Much better. But I don't know. Its STILL missing something. Oh I know! That quote at the end doesnt fit! Lets fix that!

The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl


A GUNDAM stormed across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep. He was just in the act of *CENSORED* her, when the son-of-a-bitch Bill O'Reilly farted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to assassinate him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise of the farting, awoke. A japanese van came by, the doors opened and she was abducted. The Gundam was unable after a long chase around the earth to catch Bill O'Reilly, and returned to *CENSORED* the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl had already been *CENSORED*, he said, "ERRRRRRRRRBEEEERRRWWWWWW WAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG (insert other gundam noises here)"

Beautiful! Now lets just clean it up a bit.

The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl


A GUNDAM flew across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep under a planet. He was just about to *CENSORED* her, when the son-of-a-bitch Bill O'Reilly farted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to assassinate him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise of the GUNDAM, awoke. A Japanese van came by, the doors opened, and she was abducted. The Gundam was unable after a long chase around the earth to catch Bill O'Reilly because he had a dildo up his ass, and returned to *CENSORED* the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl had already been *CENSORED*, he said, "ERRRRRRRRR BEEEERRRWWWWWW WAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG (insert other gundam noises here)"

Nice!!! Now, for the most important part. The moral of the story.

The Gundam and the Jap-Schoolgirl


A GUNDAM flew across a Jap-Schoolgirl, who was fast asleep under a planet. He was just about to *CENSORED* her, when the son-of-a-bitch Bill O'Reilly farted by, and he left the Jap-Schoolgirl to assassinate him. The Jap-Schoolgirl, scared by the noise of the GUNDAM, awoke. A Japanese van came by, the doors opened, and she was abducted. The Gundam was unable after a long chase around the earth to catch Bill O'Reilly because he had a dildo up his ass, and returned to *CENSORED* the Jap-Schoolgirl. On finding that the Jap-Schoolgirl had already been *CENSORED*, he said, "ERRRRRRRRR BEEEERRRWWWWWW WAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGG (insert other gundam noises here)"

Moral of the story: If you a Japanese Schoolgirl living in Japan, there is a 99% chance you will get raped, one way or another.

And there you have it, folks! Pure art. Now I can submit it to the website where I stole the original one. They will never know the difference. And yes, I did make it sound childish on purpose as these things are meant for kids! And this, my friends, is how I spend my spare time when I have a chemistry project to do.

And I'm off. Damn colorimeter lab.