Bad idea?

We have to write a script for English On Oedipus the King. Naturally, I'm out of ideas, so I started to write everything that came to my mind in 5 minutes. I thought you guys might enjoy it, as I am deleting it now to start seriously. Enjoy.

My Masterpiece:

Laius: Morning has arisen. The sun chariot once again graces this kingdom! The god of prophecy smiles upon me and all that is mine. Thebes! Avast 'ye Matey. Arrrr.

Whisper of Apollo:
"Let it be told. As punishment for your crimes which occurred in earlier and more prosperous times, your cherished first born son will dethrone you, finger your butt-hole, and unite with your wife, Jocasta."

Laius: The god of prophecy does NOT smile upon me and all that is mine. Now, I will enjoy some Kellogg's Frosted Flakes™, part of a balanced breakfast.

Slave: It's a boy!

Jocasta: Laius! Laius my sweet King! A baby boy has burst forth from my gaping, rotting crotch. Embrace him! For he will be our future ruler! All hail, Pope Bennedict XVI

Laius: Quick, my lady, time shall not be wasted. On the third day of little Bennedict's birth, he shall join the Hitler Youth, and we shall kill him. For the god of the sun, Apollo has prophesized that my first born sun will kill his father and marry his mother.

Jocasta: He's going to kill Tiresias and marry me? Dreadfull! Let us not kill him, but rather pin his feet together and cast him into the mountains, to live the life of a goat. We shall glue horns to his head, and put a bell around his neck! He’ll be adorable! Then we'll take pictures and post it on the internet for everyone to see!

Laius: How about we just do the pin and the mountain thing.

Jocasta: Oh I feel another baby coming out.

Chorus:
Right about now NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department.
Prosecuting attourneys are MC Ren Ice Cube and Eazy muthafuckin E.
Order order order. Ice Cube take the muthafuckin stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
and nothin but the truth so help your black ass?
Fuck tha police
Comin straight from the underground
Young nigga got it bad cuz I'm brown
And not the other color so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority



Fin.