Chris' handout for english presentation tmr

ok we all have english presentations this week. i just finished mine today... :( Anyway we have to make handouts on our topic for the class. Chris' is due tmr so he sent me his handout on msn so i can proof read it, i sacrafice my precious calculus time for this:

Oedipus as an archetype of the God-King
First lets start with a few definitions:

Archetype: An original model or type after which other similar things are patterned; a prototype
God: One that is worshiped, idealized, or followed
King: The perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being

Oedipus, having freed Thebes from the evil clutches of the Sphinx, sat his greek ass down on the throne summoned Creon to his chamber for. Creon was all like, "Yo, motherfucka (no pun intended) we's gotta like hit up dis city and blast dem playa hatas whos been killin Lauis."

"Word," rapped Oedipus, "where dat faggot Tiresias be hidin, drag his black ass to my chamba yo."Tiresias was unwillingly dragged into the chamber, sodomized and made to speak future talk which was all the craze in the gay era where some fag named Zeus reigned.

"You capped Laius, motherfucker (again pun unintentional), yous been draggin down this joint straight to the brimstone of hell, the greeks invented anal sex," exclaimed Tiresias.

"That shit sucks you fag," replied Oedipus, with a mouthful of bleach and almonds.

LMFAO!!
..alright back to work.