Although I didn't attend because I had a family gathering to go to, It still happend. Here is a quote from one of the goons:
That was a great fauxtest. Easily the most successful in Canada. Memorables:
-random homeless guy insisting his name was "Mr. Bojangles" and playing random songs throughout our fauxtest. I have his scarf now, somehow.
-PETA. They didn't seem too happy with our stance against the little dogs.
-All the people who signed the petition
-The police coming down with 1 squad car and 5 cyclists to ensure that nothing happened to us. Amusingly enough, they supported our right to gather peacefully to voice our opinions.
I wish I was there :( Well, I'm out.
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Saturday, February 05, 2005
what i listened to last night, while god damn squirrels ran around the attic
"Transatlanticism"
The atlantic was born today and i'll tell you how...
The clouds above opened up and let it out.
I was standing on the surface of a perforated sphere
When the water filled every hole.
And thousands upon thousands made an ocean,
Making islands where no island should go.
Oh no.
Those people were overjoyed; they took to their boats.
I thought it less like a lake and more like a moat.
The rhythm of my footsteps crossing flood lands to your door have been silenced forever more.
The distance is quite simply much too far for me to row
It seems farther than ever before
Oh no.
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
[instrumental break]
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
So come on, come on
So come on, come on
So come on, come on
So come on, come on
The atlantic was born today and i'll tell you how...
The clouds above opened up and let it out.
I was standing on the surface of a perforated sphere
When the water filled every hole.
And thousands upon thousands made an ocean,
Making islands where no island should go.
Oh no.
Those people were overjoyed; they took to their boats.
I thought it less like a lake and more like a moat.
The rhythm of my footsteps crossing flood lands to your door have been silenced forever more.
The distance is quite simply much too far for me to row
It seems farther than ever before
Oh no.
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
[instrumental break]
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
I need you so much closer
So come on, come on
So come on, come on
So come on, come on
So come on, come on
Friday, February 04, 2005
R.I.P. COFFEE DOOD
guess what the fuck happened today? BRAD FUCKING KNOCKED OVER MY COFFEE!!! THAT ASSCAKE MONSTER!! WTF?! Seriously he's always hitting my desk in a gay manner!! I walked over to help Megan, turn around, and theres my beloved coffee cup rolling of the edge of the desk....pouring...pouring..and theres slack-jawed Brad looking moronly yet also like a deer-caught-in-headlights at my fucking coffee spilling all over the fucking ground. i never get mad, hardly, i mean who has seen me mad?? but this PISSED ME OFF. THATS MY FUCKING COFFEE MAN! ok it wasn't just the coffee, it was what he did next, HE DID NOTHING! just stood there STILL looking like a fucking deer-shocked-moron.
i went to the washroom and got god damn toilet paper 'cause our school decided it would be fucking awsome to see me walking around the hallways with a an afro of toilet paper in my hand, so they replaced the napkins with fucking retarded automated hand dryers, WHICH JUST ADDS ON MORE TIME AWAY FROM CLASS 'CAUSE YOUR FUCKING DRYING YOUR HANDS WITH A MACHINE THAT COULDN'T WARM UP A FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER. anyway back to coffee.
so there I was, standing in the hallway, being watched by our vp, holing the afro....waiting for the anthem to retard. as soon as it did, I got back to class. did my best with the tiolet paper, then Mr. GO got me some napkins, OHHH SO THE TEACHERS GOT THE FUCKING NAPKINSSS. There was Brad....just sitting there.. Holy fuck, I was so distracted during the group discussion, just picturing me axe kicking Brad in the face, or my coffee would transform, just like Tramsformers, into a giant ROBOT and BLOW BRAD UP TO DUST.
i went to the washroom and got god damn toilet paper 'cause our school decided it would be fucking awsome to see me walking around the hallways with a an afro of toilet paper in my hand, so they replaced the napkins with fucking retarded automated hand dryers, WHICH JUST ADDS ON MORE TIME AWAY FROM CLASS 'CAUSE YOUR FUCKING DRYING YOUR HANDS WITH A MACHINE THAT COULDN'T WARM UP A FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER. anyway back to coffee.
so there I was, standing in the hallway, being watched by our vp, holing the afro....waiting for the anthem to retard. as soon as it did, I got back to class. did my best with the tiolet paper, then Mr. GO got me some napkins, OHHH SO THE TEACHERS GOT THE FUCKING NAPKINSSS. There was Brad....just sitting there.. Holy fuck, I was so distracted during the group discussion, just picturing me axe kicking Brad in the face, or my coffee would transform, just like Tramsformers, into a giant ROBOT and BLOW BRAD UP TO DUST.
visitors
My dad's got his friends over from India. They'll be staying with us for awhile. Theres this giant guy, I didn't get his name yet, but he's 19 years old I think. He's the son of my dad's friend.
I decided to break the ice and asked him how long the flight was, 19 hours, then I asked about the movies on the flights, shitty. Then he asked me what I would say was last on my list of what I expected him to ask me, "Is San Andreas out here?" I was like, whoa wtf?! they play GTA in India?! omfg amazing!, which came out has, "what?". Then we talked about other games, like Ragnarok and HL2. Well I guess I should't be too surprised, since alot of programming gets done there. Then we talked about the internet infrastructure here. It's frigging amazing, what he says. There they use mainly dial-up, about "99.9%". He usually goes to netcafes to play games. Then we had a pleasent conversation about piracy here and there. >=)
It's cool having someguy near my age here. He can help me with my hwk, prolly tell me about India, and maybe we can talk about butts and boobs. Umm, but the bad part is he'd prolly use my computer, which means I'd have to format it soon and do a fabulous job in hiding my candy. >=) Better get started.
I decided to break the ice and asked him how long the flight was, 19 hours, then I asked about the movies on the flights, shitty. Then he asked me what I would say was last on my list of what I expected him to ask me, "Is San Andreas out here?" I was like, whoa wtf?! they play GTA in India?! omfg amazing!, which came out has, "what?". Then we talked about other games, like Ragnarok and HL2. Well I guess I should't be too surprised, since alot of programming gets done there. Then we talked about the internet infrastructure here. It's frigging amazing, what he says. There they use mainly dial-up, about "99.9%". He usually goes to netcafes to play games. Then we had a pleasent conversation about piracy here and there. >=)
It's cool having someguy near my age here. He can help me with my hwk, prolly tell me about India, and maybe we can talk about butts and boobs. Umm, but the bad part is he'd prolly use my computer, which means I'd have to format it soon and do a fabulous job in hiding my candy. >=) Better get started.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
it's that time again
Yepp, like the title says, it's that time again! Where I, PV, just ramble on and on about something or another, no spellcheck, no nmthing! Say, my nails are getting long, better cut them tonight. Oh yeah, Mr. Heath our physics teacher left today, he's moving to another school. FUCK! Thats what I frogot!! Forgot to ask him to lower the exam marks!! That bastard, I shoke his hand. He said the most random thing to me before I left. Great cake though, great job Maghna! I wonder if her name's spelt correctly? Megna, megahna, Magma! Thats like how I call Spenta, Spena! I can't pronounce my v's nor w's properly. No one really cares, cept ANDREW the pronunciation nazi!! Volvo! I can say that with ease, but words like Vincent, I say Wincent.
After school I alsmot caught a girl changing! Hey it wasn't my fault, she was changing in the boys change room, but no worries I saw nothing (6_6;). 'Cept her friends laughed at me. >=( bastards. Then I changed and started PUMPING WEIGHTS!! That sounds funny. PUMPING!! Damnit, it would be nice if I could go teach english in Japan. Shut up Andrew. Ok' everyones probably thinking of the children right now. I'd be a great teacher!! Like great teacher Onizuka!!! *Nudge* Ronny.
Oh yeah that reminds me! I stole like 5 old old science magazines from Mr. Heath! He said take anything! I hope he wasn't joking. So I'll probably make some "DID YOU KNOW" posts sooner or later. FUck I need to read Heart Of Darkness and log. FUcking ginger keeps sipping into my mouth when I drink my god damn tea. I hope things go my way next week, or atleast I don't screw them up.
I wonder if Durwyn watches porn? That guy looks SO innocent, I wonder. He's not like Shirley, cute & innocent on the outside, dirty & violent on the inside.
After school I alsmot caught a girl changing! Hey it wasn't my fault, she was changing in the boys change room, but no worries I saw nothing (6_6;). 'Cept her friends laughed at me. >=( bastards. Then I changed and started PUMPING WEIGHTS!! That sounds funny. PUMPING!! Damnit, it would be nice if I could go teach english in Japan. Shut up Andrew. Ok' everyones probably thinking of the children right now. I'd be a great teacher!! Like great teacher Onizuka!!! *Nudge* Ronny.
Oh yeah that reminds me! I stole like 5 old old science magazines from Mr. Heath! He said take anything! I hope he wasn't joking. So I'll probably make some "DID YOU KNOW" posts sooner or later. FUck I need to read Heart Of Darkness and log. FUcking ginger keeps sipping into my mouth when I drink my god damn tea. I hope things go my way next week, or atleast I don't screw them up.
I wonder if Durwyn watches porn? That guy looks SO innocent, I wonder. He's not like Shirley, cute & innocent on the outside, dirty & violent on the inside.
here it is, the flash
Click here!
p.s
For those who don't know the characters, it's Ronny, Jason, and Bond.
p.s
For those who don't know the characters, it's Ronny, Jason, and Bond.
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Albert Schweitzer
I got my english back today, finally a good exam return. -__-;; Funny though, I forgot Schweitzer's name during the exam, so I wrote a little note saying, "Please read before proceeding, =) I forgot the author's name of Reverence for Life, so I will refer to him as John Doe". I guess GO isn't as evil as I thought. GO's my english teacher.
I miss work. I want to go back, so badly! But now I don't think I can. With tutor + nightschool + regular school, I'm going to be a very busy bastard for a long time. I guess I brought it upon myself. Sometimes, I feel as if I'm walking on the tracks, mindless of the approaching train. Life's such a fast and heavy bitch.
I miss work. I want to go back, so badly! But now I don't think I can. With tutor + nightschool + regular school, I'm going to be a very busy bastard for a long time. I guess I brought it upon myself. Sometimes, I feel as if I'm walking on the tracks, mindless of the approaching train. Life's such a fast and heavy bitch.
McDonalds encourages sandwich fucking.
I read this on the SA forums. Thought this would be interesting. Ill copy the letter written to McDonalds from the forums, I didn't write it.
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If you haven't been watching the forums for the past few days, you might have missed goon astronautism's thread "McDonalds fails at hip teen lingo, advocates sandwich fucking". If so, you should go read it; hilarious sandwich-sex-related puns ensue. Those of you who were following the story might remember that I sent a carefully-crafted letter explaining the situation to what I assumed would be the McDonalds Automatic Reply Robot in a sardonic manner. For convenience, the letter is below:
quote:
To whom it may concern:
I've recently noticed a new ad campaign you appear to have launched on the internet (I noticed it here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index on ESPN's page). This campaign is rather distressingbecause it bears a phrase most would find comical, if not offensive. The ad reads "Double Cheeseburger?" and then follows with "I'd hit it!". Apparently, your robotic advertising machine got fed this phraseout of the many "hip" terms used by today's youth and improperly identified it as an expression of interest and delight.And, well, it is...but not in the way you might hope. In most circles, "I'd hit that!" is generally synonymous with "I'd fornicate with that!" (in even unkinder terms than that, I'm afraid). Furthermore,the term is usually used in a sarcastic manner for laughs at the object's expense. Take, for example, the following exchange:"Hey, there's Belinda Higgins, the 500lb paraplegic!""Dude, I'd hit that!"So even if your advertising agency was advocating burger-fucking, they'd be suggesting that your Double Cheeseburger is in reality a freakish abomination in the world of burgers and should never, underany circumstances, be "hit". I hope you understand the gravity of the situation. I mean, "I'm lovin' it" is one thing, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
I sent that off to their advertising comment department and expected that would be the last of it, particularly considering the less-than-formal tone I adopt later on in the letter. It turns out that this world is full of surprises. In my inbox this morning I received this:
quote:
Hello (SenorGringo):
Thank you for taking the time to contact McDonald's about one of our advertisements.We're sorry you were disappointed with this ad. We take pride in producing advertising messages that will be enjoyed. We certainly never intended for it to offend anyone. Your comments have been shared with our advertising staff and independent advertising agency who work together to develop our commercials. Please know your feedback is helpful and will be considered in the future planning of our advertising.Again, thank you for taking the time to share your feedback with us. Your trust and confidence in our company's tradition of producing high quality advertising are important to us.
Jennifer
McDonald's Customer Satisfaction Department
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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
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If you haven't been watching the forums for the past few days, you might have missed goon astronautism's thread "McDonalds fails at hip teen lingo, advocates sandwich fucking". If so, you should go read it; hilarious sandwich-sex-related puns ensue. Those of you who were following the story might remember that I sent a carefully-crafted letter explaining the situation to what I assumed would be the McDonalds Automatic Reply Robot in a sardonic manner. For convenience, the letter is below:
quote:
To whom it may concern:
I've recently noticed a new ad campaign you appear to have launched on the internet (I noticed it here: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/simmons/index on ESPN's page). This campaign is rather distressingbecause it bears a phrase most would find comical, if not offensive. The ad reads "Double Cheeseburger?" and then follows with "I'd hit it!". Apparently, your robotic advertising machine got fed this phraseout of the many "hip" terms used by today's youth and improperly identified it as an expression of interest and delight.And, well, it is...but not in the way you might hope. In most circles, "I'd hit that!" is generally synonymous with "I'd fornicate with that!" (in even unkinder terms than that, I'm afraid). Furthermore,the term is usually used in a sarcastic manner for laughs at the object's expense. Take, for example, the following exchange:"Hey, there's Belinda Higgins, the 500lb paraplegic!""Dude, I'd hit that!"So even if your advertising agency was advocating burger-fucking, they'd be suggesting that your Double Cheeseburger is in reality a freakish abomination in the world of burgers and should never, underany circumstances, be "hit". I hope you understand the gravity of the situation. I mean, "I'm lovin' it" is one thing, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
I sent that off to their advertising comment department and expected that would be the last of it, particularly considering the less-than-formal tone I adopt later on in the letter. It turns out that this world is full of surprises. In my inbox this morning I received this:
quote:
Hello (SenorGringo):
Thank you for taking the time to contact McDonald's about one of our advertisements.We're sorry you were disappointed with this ad. We take pride in producing advertising messages that will be enjoyed. We certainly never intended for it to offend anyone. Your comments have been shared with our advertising staff and independent advertising agency who work together to develop our commercials. Please know your feedback is helpful and will be considered in the future planning of our advertising.Again, thank you for taking the time to share your feedback with us. Your trust and confidence in our company's tradition of producing high quality advertising are important to us.
Jennifer
McDonald's Customer Satisfaction Department
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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
pv's cool?
facking pv your the COOL guy man you just made that flash cuz you want ppl thinkin that im COOL but really im not COOL!!! -_-; and... FACK YOU .|.,(-_-),.|.
edited by pv
edited by pv
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
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