this song is great

I'm sitting here working on my bio homework listening to, what as to be my most favourite eminem song, my name is. It's so funny!! I first heard this song when I was in grade 6. I was used to take these gay computer classes from some brown teenager. I had to go to their house and basically type..type type type. Work on my WPM. I think I used that friggin All the Right Type. Remember that piece of crap?? But yeah anyway, the guy would just play starcraft on the other computer listening to songs. One day it was this one, I was typing and listening, and I wanted to laugh. I love that, "but shady that's my girl dog" part, genious. Listen to it!

eminem- my name is

Chorus: repeat 2x

Hi! my name is.. (what? ) my name is.. (who? )
My name is.. {scratches} slim shady
Hi! my name is.. (huh? ) my name is.. (what? )
My name is.. {scratches} slim shady

Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
For one second?

[eminem]
Hi kids! do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Try ’cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? (huh? )
My brain’s dead weight, I’m tryin to get my head straight
But I can’t figure out which spice girl I want to impregnate (ummmm..)
And dr. dre said, slim shady you a basehead!
Uh-uhhh! so why’s your face red? man you wasted!
Well since age twelve, I’ve felt like I’m someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped pamela lee’s tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like kris kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C’mere slut! (shady, wait a minute, that’s my girl dog!)
I don’t give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off!

Chorus

[eminem]
My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was my english teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (owwwwwwww!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians while they screamin: let’s just be friends!
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I’d grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans (aaahhhhhh!)
This guy at white castle asked for my autograph (dude, can I get your autograph? )
So I signed it: ’dear dave, thanks for the support, asshole!’

Chorus

[eminem]
Stop the tape! this kid needs to be locked away! (get him!)
Dr. dre, don’t just stand there, operate!
I’m not ready to leave, it’s too scary to die
I’ll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (go ahead)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain’t had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk (hachhh-too)
I spit when I talk, I’ll fuck anything that walks (c’mere)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me mom? (wah!) you ain’t got no tits! (wah!)
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (bang!)
I’m steamin mad (arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (yeah? )
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

Chorus

we're famos

Here's an article featuring my school. It was on the Toronto Star, the monday issue, but I never got to post it that day. This journalist must have a grudge againest Laurier. Don't you think so?

Mmm, now all I have to do is find an article about how UOIT is gay.

Engineers

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'"

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

friday march 17th officially dubbed,

Will type up after I finish some serious hwk.

*If this picture didn't get your attention, I don't know what will.
*call me for hot 1on1 chat baby, working 5-9 thurs&fri

:(

*hint: Those aren't his.

the week of unfinished business

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek's OVERRRRR! Hello march "break". Well... maybe I should start this week off by cleaning my room... again. =__=. Oh and Mai, I know how much you loveeee Mr. John Tesh sooooooooooooooooooooooo muchhhhhh, so I went and found this picture for you!



Yepp :)---

And for those of you who are confused, Mr. Tesh is the one on the left.

damn you Linda...

Where have I been you ask? Right here! Linda refuses to boot....again. I can't seem to figure out what's wrong (kicking it is not helping, Chris). Last time this happened... I think it sorta just one day started booting again. This is retarded, what a friggin horrible time to F up on me. First thing I'm doing once Linda boots is friggin update the BIOS. Fucking ASUS. If that doesn't fix my gay >50ºC shut-off problem, I'm just going to buy a friggin new motherdrive. Right now I'm on my dad's pc. This pc needs some serious cleaning.

On other news, word on the street is Bond buys ice cream at work and sits in the corner eating it. Which is funny if you picture a security guard in the corner eating ice cream, who is Bond. Ahahahahahah good one Jas. I can picture it now, a lady walks up to the desk, Bond looks up, and he's got ice cream all over his face, and she's all like "wtf"?. Well I thought it was funny. I'm sure Ronny agrees with me.

Alright, back to work.

enough!!

When will winter end!!!!! ahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Haha, never thought I would make a post like this...

but yeah.. I am on the fucking edge of my sanity here. I'm not naming any specific reasons but its not just one thing, its a whole lot of different things.

I can't get out of bed in the morning, lost all my motivation to. I thought I found motivation, but now I'm having doubts. Its the little things. Its the little things that eat away at the back of your head. Slowly. Its the little things that really insist on tearing out the little sanity that remains inside you. Yeah thats it. IT EATS YOUR SANITY. AND IT SHITS OUT DESPAIR. EAT SANITY. SHIT DESPAIR. W-O-N-D-E-R-F-U-L! TOO BAD IT DIDNT SHIT SOMETHING OF MONETARY WORTH, I WOULD BE ONE RICH MOTHERFUCKER! But who cares, I don't give a shit about money anymore, I just want to be happy.

Anyways, I don't think I want to do the shit my program is training me to do anymore. Why did I come to UofT for this program? I was warned about it, but nooo, I was a fucking idiot and said "But its UofT! I'll get a great job when I graduate, and it's recognized everywhere!"

Fuck no. I won't get a great job, because its Comp Sci. It is recognized everywhere, BUT I DON'T TRY HARD ENOUGH BECAUSE IM A FUCKING RETARD. I want to do bioinformatics, but I am not smart enough. Well, its either that or I dont try hard enough. I am so FUCKED for my math and theory courses.

I start working, and I find myself drifting off onto different websites, fucking around. I Have No Attention Span. Also. I HAVE A POOR MEMORY. How the fuck am I going to memorize my biology in two weeks? Is this problem psychological? Is it because I think I can't do it I start to try less? There is a condition for that, Prasanth told me about it like a week ago but guess what? I DONT FUCKING REMEMBER IT!

On top of this, when I get pissed off, my body temperature rises I noticed, and my skin feels like im being jabbed with thousands of needles. Lately, Ive been feeling pissed off constantly. I cant sleep because I am fucking boiling here. And I'm in constant pain! Yippie Kay-aye, Motherfucker! I havn't had a dream in 8 months.

On top of this, I really don't like sharing a room with someone. Don't get me wrong, my roommate is fine, its just that for my entire life, I've been in my own room and now that I have to split one with someone else, it just doesnt feel right. I cant concentrate in here.

I have so many problems, I'ts not even funny. But instead of solving my own, I decide to put a higher priority on helping others. Ever see a Dam build up so much pressure and then one day it randomly just bursts? Pfff, I'll never be that bad but Fuck. Fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.