Insane Random Chris Lee Super Awesome Happy Contest of the month!

Well well well. It's november again and ive been working my ass off for the past... okay i wasn't i was doing jack shit and my marks reflect it. Which is why I have now decided that its time for me to start seriously doing my work.

In honor of this day, November 12, 2004, and to be held every month, on the same day, will be the honorary "Insane Random Chris Lee Super Awesome Happy Contest of the Month!"

What is this contest? Who gives a shit! The only requirement is a good right hand. No lefties.

Don't get me wrong! This contest isnt about masterbation, you perverted scum! Its about creativity! This month, I declare the official theme to be:

(drumroll)

Draw your least favourite celebrity getting gummed (eaten) to death by a band of cannabalistic midgets with no teeth.

Bonus points will be considered for:
-Wasting Keanu Reeves
-Drawing Prasanth isntead of a celebrity
-One midget is holding a banana and a toaster

Please! Nothing dirty. I will be posting your crap--errr i mean art on this blog for the world (our 10 hit per day) audience to see. Other than that, anything goes!

Please send all entries to:

chris.leeshanok@gmail.com
Subject: IRS Department of Reposession

Include: Your name, your email, and a nice little description of your work as if a kindergarten had been describing it.

And of course.. did i mention PRIZES? I am getting lazy as of now so I will summarize this briefly.

First Place: $10 dollars ([CAN] HAHA FUCK YOU EXCHANGE RATE) mailed to them, a Chris Lee Reward ticket (I will do a favor for you if you go to Mowat i guess. I reserve the right to refuse proposals for some of you with the sick mind) and a certificate.

Second Place: I will send you dog shit in an envelope. Chances are of this reaching you through the postal system is slim, due to those biohazard detectors, but its worth a try. I pray you do not get second place.

Third Place and below: Pat yourselves on the back! You suck!

The contest will open soon. I will repost this contest.

Take care, and don't get STDS from your local prostitutes, use protection!


THIS CONTEST IS REAL. I WILL SEND PRIZES.
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE IDEAS FOR THE FAVOR TICKET
YOU MUST BE IN NORTH AMERICA TO RECEIVE A PRIZE.
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE UP RULES FROM HERE ON
IF YOU SEND ME YOUR ART, IT BECOMES THE PROPERTY OF ME, NOT YOU.
CHEERS MOTHERFUCKERS!