concrete in my vainnnnnsssss

sorry about the title, been listening to Billy Talent all last night. now i keep hearing echos. overall today was a depressing day. i dono why, must be the weather, lack of sleep and the music. very dim today, some showers, but still nice temp, thank god. this morning my lunchbox opened in my bag and i got like noodles all over my stuff. it was too early in the morning for to care, i just cleaned it. i got pissed later in the afternoon though, when my calculator was oily. seems like everyone was tired and quiet today. usually my geometry class is loud and lively, today it was just dead silent and dull. even Zhang was quiet, which if you know him, it's a big thing.

got sorta better in computer science. adam brought Monty Python and the Holy Grail. it wasn't THAT funny, most of the time i just laughed cuz everyone else was. also I really didn't see how every scene was "amazing", mike kept on saying "oh this is amazing" for like every scene. the only scene i found funny was when the black knight lost both his hands AND feet in battle, yet still wanted to fight. i just realzied i have alot of unfinished bottles of water in my room, i should really be more... whats that word? conservative? meh.

after school i went to the multi-cultural thingy rehersal. me, justin, steph, and other people just sat on the seats and tried to get work done as we waited for our turn. we were last. throughout that time i got to hear alot of music. liem was playing coldplay, which was nice, almost fell asleep. wow, alot of people play musical instruments, i felt left out. damnit, what the hell was i doing as a lil kid? i should have learned some instrument! the only insturment i ever played for a long time is the friggin Recorder. i should really go out and buy one and go around school playing it. i'll be like the kids with the guitars and shit, i'll sit in the hallway, playing my Recorder. actually, i might start some kind of Recorder trend.... or not, probably not.

okay, time to do some worrrrrrrrrrrkkkk......ahhhhhhh. this is one long week.
p.s: sorry about the whining.

More New Words

Word: pum
Pronounciation: pum
Definition: A woman's vagina
Example: Beans REALLY wants her pum.

Apologies from OMG

As everyone can see, OMG's "Lee" (a.k.a "CHRIS Lee the twinky"), as been acting a bit — hmmm — nutty lately. Well, more then usual. I frankly think it's the result of his mild manic-depression, that he's been going through with lately. That poor horny kid.

So yeah, our bad(s).

On a lighter note, last saturday night me and Chris stole a poster from the subway. MUUUUUUUUUUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!! yeah! TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS!!
Boy, was that an adventure. You wouldn't believe all the god damn trouble we had to go through bringing that thing home. I never realized how big that poster really is, till I took it out. ^__^; If it wasn't for that one bastard who yelled "HEY! im going to tell security", we would have had a calm heart way home. But the point is, we actually freaking did it! We laughed so much during the process. Thanks Ronny for showing us howww, that evil evil kid. It's funny how Chris' dad didn't bother asking what was under the jacket, lol, just didn't want too know I guess.

A story

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Santa Barbara CA (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the chick for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amegios salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residensial area in SB, and has been living here a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 miniutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blury image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

-- Undaine

In this post: I will now bring some style to this blog.

New Words

im writing this kinda late so i'll just do yesterdays n todays on the same thing...

March 27th's Word: Pokey
Pronounciation: Poe-kee
Definition: A woman's vagina
Example: You look stressed Beans; I think you need some pokey.

March 28th's Word: Batty
Pronounciation: Bat-tee
Definition: An ass
Example: Move your batty crease out of my way.

my only onnnnneeeeeeeeee, my onlyyy onnneeeeeeeeeee, my only onnnneeeeeeee

tim whoretins is really starting to piss me off. ahhhh, wtf?! they used to be SO GOOD. now it's all about rush rush rush, forgeting to mark coffees, rushing caps on so u get the f'ing coffee spilling on your hands as you try to put ON the cap, and then you have those retarded morons who don't know how to PUSH BUTTONS!!! those bastards ahhhhh i miss the good ol days. when the old ladies used to run timmies, they knew where the shit was. shit, im thinking of going to Coffee Time lately, COFFEE TIME!!!! OF ALL COFFEE STORES!! COFFEE TIME!!! YOU KNOW!! THE ONES THAT ARE THE SAME F'ING COLOR AS CIBC, OHHHH MANNN I DON'T EVEN WANT TO START WITH THOSE CIBC FUCKERS! Thats how dissapointed i am with timmies right now. im going to be buying my coffee at local places for a while now, well cept tmr morning, and mr.beans. mr.beans is retarded too, a bean?

Kent lives near lil India

Have you ever noticed the names of brown stores? They're all practically the same. All start with some initials, followed by the type of service. Here are a few examples:

A.D.R. Carpet Cleaning
V.S.P. Chair Rental
J.A.B. Auto Repair

I swear, I didn't make those up. My dad's got this giant Tamils' Business Directory, I just got them from there. Anyway, Kent one day was walking around his neighborhood. He never really paid much attention to store names, mostly cuz he can't read (AHAHAH FOB!!! (Oh KIDDNG FOBS ARE COOL)). SO Kent was still walking but he noticed something, a supermarket, thats always been there before, but he just noticed it today. The giant orange sign read "B.J. Supermarket". Oh man I hope the owner of that supermarket doesn't have any kids. I mean, what would the kid say if they asked him what his parents do?

Word of the Day Calendars!

since beans learned his new coolie word from my cousin Lisa...it gave me a great idea i can cash in on. You know those word of the day calendar thats people have to try and make themselves smarter...you read the word of the day and the definition in the morning and try to use that word somewhere in your day.....well my idea works the same way....except it'll have coolie words.....
First Word of the Day:

Word: Coolie
Pronounciation: Koo-lee
Definition: Pertaining to the West Indies; it is West Indian
Example: I, Drew am coolie; This new calendar has coolie words.

Tomorrow is your word beans!

I CAN'T SLEEP

ARGH!!!!! I DON'T HAVE PHOTOSHOP ON THIS SHITTY BACKUP COMPUTER.








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