ballroom dancing with the mop

Work was hectic today. I've never seen so much people in McDonalds before. Today was the day when they light up the giant offical christmas tree at city hall (read about it here). So alot of people came to the store late, around 7pm+, we closed later then usual, at 11pm. I got off around 1130, thanks Na for helping with the chairs.

I was suppose to be on window, but got swtiched to lobby. Lobby closing sucks SO MUCH. You have to clean the tables, then stack the chairs, then broom the floor, the mop the floor, THEN put the chairs back down, empty the trash, clean the washrooms, AND FINALLY, the stairway has to be mopped and swept too. Today I was closing with Jason though...AND he's not a slacker. I did the mopping, at first it was freaking annoying cuz it kept getting stuck under the table legs. Then, I relaized it was just like dancing, ballroom dancing! The mop was my partner!! I WAS BALLROOM DANCING WITH THE MOP!! MUHAHAHAH Jason doesn't know what he's missing with that bastard broom! XD ...I started at 230 ok? thats like what? 9 hours of work? It gets to you.

After work we went to see that stupid tree, and Ronny walked on the skating rink. His camera is pulling an Oshawa right now so I can't post any pictures. Oh yeah, I never really posted that post about our trip to Oshawa...umm I really should. Well, I should sleep now. Gotta wake up early and go buy Newton's fucking Cradle, before Drew goes all P.M.Sie. THERE I SAID IT. And now I leave with some quotes of the day.

My mom calls my Aunt (her sis) in Sri Lanka (12 hour diff?) to wish happy birthday.
mom - happy birthday!!!!
aunt - ....
mom - did i wake you up? are you asleep?
aunt - huhh..aahh noo, i was showering
mom - what?! this late?
aunt - showering in my dream
mom - ...

and another good'ol Ronny quote
"i never restarted my computer soo many times before in one day"

Older Women....its Hot!

are dey pedofiles????
no no,
i tink its cute
dat way gurls get all the attention.. THE GURLS RULE.
THEY wear the pants now..they get all the power and control. but their not control freaks.
Some people think its nasty but its not. It`s cute!
For example look @ justin and camr0n d. its kinda hot i think
(Drew's Part)
isnt it okay for younger guys to date older women.
i mean you can even learn a few things!
and dont even get me started on the dominatrix dealy!
(End Drew's Part ^^)
so no....women aren't pedofiles they're just looking for some fun...
and the guys are looking to learn a few tips & tricks!

Written by: Annalisa:) (Drew's CRAZY Cousin)

you bastard

Fatima's Stupid BUT truthfull Rant

Aite so well THIS IS FATIMA J. NOT CHRIS LEE....REPEAT NOT CHRIS LEE
im sittin here in da library wid bill and chris lee doin nuffin jus talkin bout...yuppp das rite porn again....a course its male porn...they are fantasizin bout it...LOL
so andrew aka The master of MALE porn, has decided to post a blog about da word fagette and how it does not exist in the english language...god dat guy or shall i say gurl has wayyy too much time on his hands....lookin it up on da dictionary...hehe its quite funni tho dat he would give us his few mins or even secs away from watchin porn to prove me wrong; so i guess i should feel special....buh i dun. yea its realli borin rite now. bill and chris are talkin bout how sumthin went in to his eyes...odd. now they are talkin bout setting the mood for their special evening tanite and wha music ta put on...naw naw imma jokin buh
lunch is startin...i need food
later
-Fatima J

Fagette is NOT a word!

that damn fatima again....she called me a fagette after i called her a fag because her picture is stupid and i told her that it wasn't a word, and she's like "it is" so im all like "it is not" so i checked dictionary dot com...^^...and it turns out its definitely not a word...but fag has a few interesting meanings:

here it is used as a verb!
v. fagged, fag·ging, fags v. intr.
To work to exhaustion; toil.
To function as the servant of another student in a British public school. v. tr.
To exhaust; weary: Four hours on the tennis court fagged me out.

................interesting..........no?
just thought you'd all like to know that!

Until Now...

until now this blog has sucked. Now with the addition of my exhalted prescence on this blog, it will forever be great! I can't believe it took this long to get this thing to work. and now kirby...my bodyguard will defend my posts!
hahahahhahahhahahha.....i hate you beans.....hahahahhahahaha!

untitled

on MSN, talking to Drew, and he's telling me about this convo he's having with this girl.

Drew :
its kinda nice to talk to her first.......it really makes me like her intellectuality

Drew :
instead of the hotness

Drew :
watch how slick i'll be

Drew :
her - "when r u free?"
me - "pretty much anytime"
her - "where do u find all this free time?"
me - "i dunno, i usually dont go out very often...im a nerd...i kno"
me - "ok how about this.....i'll give you my number and whenever you know wen you're free give me a call.....XXX-XXX-XXXX"

Me :
...

fucking intercom!

My dad turned the basement into his "studio". Which is great for everyone in the house cept me! EVERYTIME HE NEEDS HELP WITH HIS DAMN COMPUTER I HAVE TO GO FROM MY ROOM ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE BASEMENT. My room is on the second floor goddamnit! It's not like he calls me down once in awhile either, it's like freaking every 10 minutes or something. Whats even more annoying is, his rush hour is almost always when I finally decide to stop procrastinating and start my bastard homework.

To call me down he has to yell really loud. Which is very annoying. It's almost as bad as when Bill yells. We all know how pissed I get when Bill yells. Yesterday he brought home a Intercom. It's these little things that are kinda like walkie-talkies. Cept you plug it in to the wall and the other one where ever you want, it transmits via FM waves. At first, it was kinda cool. It was like Charlies Angels or 007. That didn't last long. NON STOP HE'S CALLING ME DOWN!! and PLAYING WITH IT!! Then he calls me down through my mom cuz I unpluged it. Asks why I didn't get his message. I couldn't tell him I hated it. I think he loves it or something.
"Oh, I had it unpluged"
"oh, why?"
"i was moving stuff around"
"ohhhhh, ok"
Then I went back upstairs. Pluged it in. !@%@#$^@@#! ?He says hey on the thing Im like what? He's like,
"can you come down? the scanner is not working"
"WHAT THE HELL I WAS JUST DOWN THERE?!!"
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THEN?!!"
"WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES?!!"
I let go of the talk button, and all I hear is my him and my mom cracking up.
I SWARE IM GOING TO FUCKING BREAK THIS THING INTO PIECES!!!!!

after work

i was looking at her
she was looking at you
then she looks a little lower
i knew it! she wanted to touch your penis!
then u think i were looking at her?
were u looking at her?
no
ronny was looking at her
and he wanted to touch his own penis
but..but you do know he touched his own penis?
wha? what?!
ahahahha that sounds so funny
WHO THE FUCK TOUCHES HIS OWN PENIS?!
err...

then we were at the theater
and i was looking at ****
and she was looking at me
and janny asked why were were looking at each other
we're about to talk
ohhh looking at each other but not talking..what are u up too?
then i saw **** look downwards
all i knew was she wanted to suck my left testical

hey kent!
tits an' ass! tits an' ass! tits an' ass!

aw man i wonder whats on her mind?
and she's like : tits an' ass! tits an' ass! tits an' ass!
she prolly wondering whats on MY mind...
: tits an' ass! tits an' ass! tits an' ass!!

thats what im afraid of.. what if she doesn't like guys who have ear ring
yeah... meh then you'll get rid of it
i will?
for her
...

she had a cute hat
she was jealous of her friends hat
but i said hers was good
hahaha

"FUCKING DILDO!"

Insane Random Chris Lee Super Awesome Happy Contest of the month!

Well well well. It's november again and ive been working my ass off for the past... okay i wasn't i was doing jack shit and my marks reflect it. Which is why I have now decided that its time for me to start seriously doing my work.

In honor of this day, November 12, 2004, and to be held every month, on the same day, will be the honorary "Insane Random Chris Lee Super Awesome Happy Contest of the Month!"

What is this contest? Who gives a shit! The only requirement is a good right hand. No lefties.

Don't get me wrong! This contest isnt about masterbation, you perverted scum! Its about creativity! This month, I declare the official theme to be:

(drumroll)

Draw your least favourite celebrity getting gummed (eaten) to death by a band of cannabalistic midgets with no teeth.

Bonus points will be considered for:
-Wasting Keanu Reeves
-Drawing Prasanth isntead of a celebrity
-One midget is holding a banana and a toaster

Please! Nothing dirty. I will be posting your crap--errr i mean art on this blog for the world (our 10 hit per day) audience to see. Other than that, anything goes!

Please send all entries to:

chris.leeshanok@gmail.com
Subject: IRS Department of Reposession

Include: Your name, your email, and a nice little description of your work as if a kindergarten had been describing it.

And of course.. did i mention PRIZES? I am getting lazy as of now so I will summarize this briefly.

First Place: $10 dollars ([CAN] HAHA FUCK YOU EXCHANGE RATE) mailed to them, a Chris Lee Reward ticket (I will do a favor for you if you go to Mowat i guess. I reserve the right to refuse proposals for some of you with the sick mind) and a certificate.

Second Place: I will send you dog shit in an envelope. Chances are of this reaching you through the postal system is slim, due to those biohazard detectors, but its worth a try. I pray you do not get second place.

Third Place and below: Pat yourselves on the back! You suck!

The contest will open soon. I will repost this contest.

Take care, and don't get STDS from your local prostitutes, use protection!


THIS CONTEST IS REAL. I WILL SEND PRIZES.
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE IDEAS FOR THE FAVOR TICKET
YOU MUST BE IN NORTH AMERICA TO RECEIVE A PRIZE.
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE UP RULES FROM HERE ON
IF YOU SEND ME YOUR ART, IT BECOMES THE PROPERTY OF ME, NOT YOU.
CHEERS MOTHERFUCKERS!