2003 Flushes

Back in the humble beginnings of the company there was a man with a dream. His dream was to manufacture and market a product that not only outperformed popular toilet bowl cleanser 2000 Flushes, but also beat likely competitor 2001 and 2002 Flushes. The answer: 2003 Flushes. Unfortunately, he was never able to perfect the technique of cleansing the bowl more than 2000 times, so instead he added a secret ingredient: napalm. As the toilet neared 2000 flushes the napalm inside would ignite, incinerating the entire bathroom and everything inside. Thus nobody ever knew that 2003 Flushes in fact only cleaned with the first 2000 flushes. The product sold like hotcakes, and those 2000 Flushes bitches never recovered. That man with a dream became stupid wealthy, living out his days performing dark rituals and making his own ice cream.

Thank you, Something Awful.

Good news! Hahaha just kidding.

They say that if you sat an infinite amount of monkeys in front of an infinite amount of typewriters, together they would eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. I personally wasted an immense amount of $$$$ for the needed chimps and typewriters to test this statement, and it's bullshit. The best they've been able to come up with so far is "tango yam Shat-Fud qwerty", which last I checked was not written by Shakespeare. I'm pretty sure it was by Keates.

Its so easy to piss off my cousin. Such an example is as follows:
Step 1: We took a medium sized bucket and filled it full of cold water.

Step 2: Next, we found his room and opened the door so it hung just slightly ajar.

Step 3: We carefully placed the bucket of cold water on top of the door.

Step 4: We waited for him to come out of his room.

Steps 5-98: We threw rocks and medical waste at him until he died!

FUN!

Ignore that resignation post horse shit. That wasn't me. Last time I checked my password was my name. Some retard mustve guessed right. Sadly, its the same password for all my accounts.

wow.. sunrise
crazy... =S
should really.. go sleep and all.. after thiz blog =p

so ya.. today i was sleeping.. cux i slept at 4 last night
when suddenly someone rudely woke me up with a phone call
it was cindy~!! and she wanted to go to stc -___-'
so i had to get up.. shower.. and la de da.. get ready
didn't even eat..
got to the bus station.. and remembered i forgot to brush my teeth, ah well =p
yaa.. i got impatient and took the 54 instead of 38..
when we passed by port union, we saw a 38, haha~
so stupid.. i asked "do u want to take the McCowan bus or RT"
and cindy says lets get off here (McCowan)
then when we were waiting for the bus taht took forever to come... she said she wanted to take RT and blamed me for getting off so early -___-''
oh look, two buses come at once
we know what the bus driver was doing (prob a coffee break or sumthin.. that a-hole)
lolz.. yaa.. finally got to STC at 3:30..
OMG~!! disney store.. ahh ><
she wanted a freaking.. pooh bear thing for her bday? WTF?! itz like $25~!! i'd rather spend that.. elsewhere =p
after that dollarama.. she needed stuff for mission~ (think thatz the whole point she wanted to come)
so ya.. got the crap.. la de da.. cost 20 bucks.. crazy
then yaa.. i was so hungry i can't hold it no more, went to McDonalds and got a filet-o-fish meal (umm.. at the same time ewww, haha)
so yaa... ther goes all my money~!!
freaking cindy... went to the washroom and the stall flushed by itself.. got her asswet, LMFAO..
how do i no? dun ask...
ANYWAYS~!! yaa.. finished eating, went to pet store to look at dogs, then the passport photo booth..
wasted 2 bucks there.... sigh.. -___-' (my hair looks cool today =D)
haha.. so ya.. took the pic.. waited.. got the pic.. now need present for erica's bday.. which iz today~!! sorta.. since it iz 5:33am =p
haha.. yaa.. went to bear city
so weird.. get to make ur own bear O_o
and the weird part iz.. you have to jump up and down on the mat to get the stuffing into the bear
I WAS LAUGHING SOOO HARD~!! HAHAHA.. watching some dumbo jumping up and down on a mat to stuff a bear iz funny =p
she was going crazy.. choking the bear and cursing it.. crazy gurl
so ya.. then you have to DRESS the bear.. -___-'
struggled soooo much, again.. i couldn't stop laughing =p
o gee.. now what? freaking.. bear on the monitor iz like a stalker
asks for address and phone numbers and shit... wut iz he? a pedo?? HAHAA
wow.. the pic cindy took wit the stupid bear... she looked like that cecilia gurl =S
yaa... after bear.. stitches.. she bought a tee that she didn't even try on
when she got home.. her mom said itz too small for her -___-' (aka.. shes fat =p)
ya.. after stc.. went to church
and yaa... now i m here... watching the sunrise =)
yeeeh
byes for now

TTC has the stupidest people

ttc lawrence east station has the stupidest people
first you have a dood that comes in from the wrong door (the doors INSIDE the station).. somehow.. then struggle so much to get back outside.. and come back in.. just to pay.. like wtf?
then you have some idiots that comes in and show their metro pass to the booth when there is no dood in the booth..
AND THEN u have a dumbass who gets off 2 blocks before midland station.. and have to walk ther
coincidently.. these are all CHINESE
and the last incident.. sadly.. iz ur truly tat.. -__-'

p.s. - moving september 30th~!! to one of thoz new apartments facing the 401.. near scarborough town centre.. =)

Dink

I miss her already. Ummmmm wonder whats she up too? SLEEPING? :), orrr exploring?? Unpacking? I hope she's having fun!

lol, goodnight.

up in the sky

Gotta get an apartment like this one day. Higher though. You get a good view, AND, I doubt mosquitos can fly that high.

OMFG, Ronny won't shut up about this. He wants me to write here about how I forgot my freaking BigMac in Shoppers Drug Mart, and went back to get it, and got it, then I ate it. THERE!! You freaking happy now??! That was the same day Bill came after work with Emily. He was looking for a job. Oh yeah, on the Shoppers Drug Mart sheet it asked "What postion are you applying for", and Bill's like, "Should I put everything?" Then at Mind Games they asked him what he knew about them, and he goes "Nothing". Wow.. I never knew Gap, Banana Republic and Old Navy are together.. interesting.


Okay, doesn't look like they're having fun. GOOD! I didn't miss anything then. HEHEHEHE, no fun without PV.. T__T HEY, I don't see Janny. HEHEHE, I know you wanted to go Janny!

i need a cell phone

Just finished correcting Shirley's banner. I sware it said "bits of my mind", not "bits of my WEIRD mind", oops. I took a break from it and went in the backyard and ate fried-rice while watching two mosquitoes going at it. Verrry interesting how they mate...should have bought that repellent candle... ANYWAYS, parents won't let me go to downtown. Well actually, I can...but I have to be back at 10, that is no good. So.. I just decided to stay.

Checked out the "Garden State" website. Seems good, NOT ONLY becauce Natalie Portman is in it, but.. also the movie. Apparently the name of the movie is like some name of a State. I forget which? Candice told me. Was it New Jeresy?  

OMFG I don't like this new editing tools in blogger. It's too much, I liked it simple, I didn't mind using HTML formatting.. NOW IT'S JUST @$#~!$!ked up.   

a day with my umbrella

Did alot of things today, still felt like I wasted the day.

tmrs will hopefully be better

Umm, can't think of anything to write about. Only thing thats on my mind right now is my first day at McDonalds. My friends were wating for me. I got my uniform, but had no bag, so I got the salad bag. THEN, the WHOLE TIME I WAS WITH THEM, THEY SANG THE "DON'T MAKE FRIENDS WITH SALAD!" SONG. Yeah.. thats all. NITE

im bak

Email from Ronny
date: July 1, 2004 12:17:08 AM
subject: your GAY!!!

holy shit u make me wait for your dumbass call then u don't call holy shit i'm so tired and i'm waiting for your ass OMG SO MAD NOW going to kill a ant or something GRRRRRRRRRRR kicking your ass

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See see, I don't understand him.