I'M FREEE!

Now I can get started on more important matters, such as designing the official PROJECT F.A.G. shirt.

dose

I finally moved the Dose stand from the backyard to my room, ALL BY MYSELF. This thing is freaking heavy. I'm currently undecided to what to use it for, as of right now it's my temporary hamper. I really hope I cleaned off all those spider webs :S Maybe a radioactive spider will bite me.

Oh and this is a funny as sign I saw in front of Ronny's building. It's dented, I dono how, but now it says "Keep off the ass". Sexy



p.s.
There's two stolen things in that picture of my room. I already mentioned one, which ones the other?

Photos:
Both of these were taken from my phone and edited in photoshop. The first one I applied a NIK filter.

hot fuzz

Okay, we're watchin' this. I want to see that old lady get kicked in the face so bad.

test run

So I finally got to test out my new pair of skates today. First thing I noticed was, MY OLD PAIR OF SKATES SUCKED SOME SERIOUS ASS! This new one's so much more quiet and looks a lot better too. In fact, as I skated around my neighborhood, a group of sexy women suddenly began chasing me. There were 6 in total and all of them were very extremely sexy. They were dressed like those chicks on Eric Prydz's Call On Me video, yeah go figure.

They looked like they really wanted a piece of PV (me), but I was totally like, "No no, I'm so committed to Mai leave me alone you sexy bastards!" and "I know a great guy named Andrew and he'll be more than happy to help you ladies!" But the sexy women wouldn't listen. They just continued chasing after me, I think one was even drooling a little. So I had no choice but to use my super-human abilities. Yes, the same exact super-human abilities that almost got a 100 people killed back in Christmas 2005. I had to skate... like a motherfucking Olympic skater! So I did. I hope you're happy Mai. I sure hope you're happy...

calgary what

Ok so May's approaching. May is the most scariest month of the year, mainly because in French May is spelled Mai. Anyways, I'll be leaving for the support position in May, and will be there for about 3 weeks. Exciting, but now as it approaches, I'm starting to wonder if I'm ready to actually support? I mean I thought I was? But when I think I got my dose of experience there's a shit load of things I still can't do right! We never stop screwing up.

I think I'll have to borrow Mai's camera :D Sure, I'll be taking the fisheye, but there's only so much shots I can take per day with film. Now, if film was cheap, like say 4 rolls a dollar, well than I'll be friggin' set.

And I've been thinking about this whole mindset I'm running on. I'm always... ahead of myself. Looking far away, not seeing whats near me. Like for example this moving out plan I've had since graduating high school. I really really really do want to move the fuck out. Having my own place to store my shit would be unimaginably fun. Having my friends over, over-night game nights, or simply the solitude it offers. The problem I'm finding is I'm so caught up in this need, I fail to see what I can do in my current position. I'm stuck in this limbo of seeing what I want, wanting nothing but it, that I'm just neglecting my current opportunities.

So I've decided to relax. I try hard to by happy and focus on improving on what is now. Yeah yeah yeah, I know you bastards see that as common sense, but go figure. Your perspective on things change a lot when you suddenly change your depth of field. It's nice to have a blurry background.

Plus, Ronny's right. My mom will never let me move out till I prove I can support myself properly. This is the part where I wish I had white parents. You know, like Ryan's parents.

misfit

I’m tpyin’ here, with the computer on my lap, killing sperm, watching the sky light up. They should really put some kind of caution sticker on laptops, they seriously do get hot. So I’m 20 now, I must move out soon.

title: elefant - misfit

torontofc

So, the inaugural Toronto FC game starts of at 1030 saturday night. They're going to win.

This is not porn, sorry

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